The Apprentice - Season 08, Episode 11 (2)

One of the things I love about Joan Rivers is she is absolutely a businesswoman. How could you not love her? I like anyone that wears as much makeup as I do. She better beat that poker player. Poker? I hardly even know her. Well, I think she is the complete celebrity apprentice. I mean, she has it all. And I love her. We're ready to go? It's showtime. One's for Joan. Hey, Joan, this is for you. From all of us queens to the queen of fundraising. Godspeed. Go get them. Let's go, girls. Let them have it, Joan. I have no response to that. Let's get on with the Kodak task. On this final task, we had to do a silent auction to bring in money for our charity and get a lot of celebrities. How are you? Good, how are you? You look great. Come in. You look great. So we had a Joan Rivers lookalike on the red carpet. Here we go. Okay. You don't want us to even talk to her, right? That's not Joan Rivers. I know what it looks like. I assumed it was. That's a drag queen looking nicer than her. Okay. Come on, you two. Mr. and Mrs. Rodman would like to take a picture with you. Dennis' outfit was absolutely gorgeous, darling. It really made a fun photo opportunity. All of our guests loved taking pictures with Dennis. Dennis, you look flamboyantly great, man. Have you found anything you like? Howard's donating $100,000. He's got to find things he likes. My whole thing was that I wanted something that was really classy. This is supposed to be a high-end VIP event. So I'm really happy. I think it was a very, very sophisticated look to the room, and that's what I wanted. How you doing? This is Howard Lederer. He's absolutely one of the best poker players in the world. That was an amazing performance. All the celebrities that we lined up showed up. We had Bernard Hopkins, longest reigning middleweight champion. Thank you for coming. Joe Frazier. Oksana Bajul, the skating champion. And a lot of the really famous poker players showed up, like Phil Hellmuth, who's really the most famous poker player in the world. Come here, baby. I've got something really special for you. You do? Check this out. Yes, yes, I like that. Yeah, here we go. Vegas night out with world-famous poker player Annie. This was Annie's big day, and she was on. Running around and really making sure everyone's having a good time. Should I outbid your brother? I think you should. Okay. And doing what she does best, getting those bids up higher, making sure she gets her donors to give more money. She really shined. You guys live in L.A.? No. Oh, this is L.A., baby. No, we're out to New York. S.T.K. S.T.K. is about 10 June in New York. I think the party that we threw could have been a lot better, a lot more extravagant. I mean, you can bring entertainment for cheap money. That she wanted everything her way. That's how I agree. If I buy bills, does that mean he comes to my charity event? Yes, he has to. Yeah. It's one of those parties that people that spend money for charity rub elbows and network. That's what it was. It was no more than that. It was just networking. Cirque du Soleil sent three of the characters from the show to come and kind of interact with everybody, which I thought was really cool. This is you. Hello. Andy has people that have cash stuck in their shoes. I don't have those people. So, if we were going to win, we were going to win on all the other criteria. So, I knew we had to do fun things. Everybody got a boa. Everybody got to take a picture with a celebrity. It's called the Rivers Party. For God's love, we deliver. I'm happy to be here. I will celebrate. I'm in the A-list for one night. Thank you so much for coming. I brought all the bids. Oh, my God. How great is it? It was just great. And they all worked together. The real celebrities took pictures with the fake celebrities. This is the kind of silent auction I would love to go to. Why do I think that this involves me donating money in some way? It does. The energy was great. It wasn't necessarily like chic and fancy and very New York sophisticated. It was very much fun. And there were people who brought their kids. I took a picture with Kathy Rubin on my Kodak digital frame. And it was just the best time of my life. I loved it. All right, what should we bid on this? I don't know. I like everything. Everything's amazing. We invited families to the party. And so, I had to make our silent auction items at prices that families could afford. We had a Miley Cyrus T-shirt. Sports paraphernalia. And it was about giving what they could afford to Jeremy. Thank you so much. Well, money-wise, we're doing s***. But fun-wise, I think it's a great party. How are you? And welcome. You look fabulous. Thank you. So do you. Thank you so much. Look at that. Welcome, welcome to our star-studded event. So proud of you, Jeremy. Oh, my God, Kathy. Oh, my God. Who should win this competition? What a surprise. Looking good in here. Hi, folks. That's great. Hello, everybody. Eliza. No, Joan did well, all in all. It turned out well. Do you think she's going to win? It'll be tough. Hello. How are you? How are you? Mr. Joe Frazier. Hey, baby. Yeah? You look great. How you been, man? You look great. Look at him. I watched your last fight. That was an easy one. Well, I made it easy. Do you think you did well in this? I think I did a good job. Did Dennis do a good job? He did exactly what I wanted him on my team to do. Good. Good, Annie. $25,000 for a round of golf with Natalie? That should get it done, right? There should be a bid on everything. That's what I told her. I said, if there's something without a bid, you put a bid on it. Oh, wow. Joan, how are you? We are having many Kodak moments. Good job. Wonderful to see you. Hey. Good to see you. Nice job. Thank you. Very nice job, Annie. Thank you. We kept the Kodak branding for everything. Okay. And this is the one that we made for you. Okay. The special one. Easy to share. I like that. So you guys just went out in the street and just shot different things. Thanks. Friends. Little trends. Did you just grab people? One of the big tasks was to present me with the Celebrity Apprentice Limited Edition of frames. Joan's team, just all the details were nice. Lots of use of branding. So that was exciting. Annie. Good to see you. How are you? It looks like you've got quite an event here. We do, absolutely. So basically what we did was behind the scenes so that people can get a glimpse into what it's like to put on the finale. Is this your charity? This is Refugees International. Okay. That's my charity, and it's an advocacy group for refugees around the world. Right when I walked into Annie's party, I saw some great things. I really love the use of the frames. In telling about the charity, it was wonderful. All right, that's last. So please place your final bid. I gotta go bid. Okay, quick. Great to see all the bids. I love Joan Rivers, and I had two uncles that passed away from AIDS. So she gave me... So I gave her $50,000 to help. But she gave it to me in two checks, one to each uncle. At the end of the party, I looked around, I thought, this has been one of the happiest moments of my life because it just... It just was... It was incredible. And whether I win or lose, I won because it put my whole charity into a whole different league for us. So we win. After the silent auction, we all got in the Kodak double-decker bus and headed over to Wintec. And that was part of the whole party experience for the people who had bought the 80 tickets. We're team Annie. Team Annie. I really am very happy with my experience. To know how much people were willing to just come to the mat for me when I needed them is a really amazing feeling to walk out with. We went to the show, and it was kind of a surreal moment. We did everything that we came out to accomplish on this show, and then walking into that beautiful winter wonderland of Wintec. And it was just a very nice way to end the competition. Ladies and gentlemen, Herschel Walker! We were all sitting there. Everybody was like, okay, this is done now. We've done the final challenge, and I think it was a good moment for everybody just to hang out and enjoy a great show and let off a little steam. As I sat there watching this glorious show in front of us, I kept thinking the whole thing was such a coming together. Everybody had fun doing it. It was an amazing event for me. Liberty Apprentice. Here again is Donald Trump. This season, the boardroom had it all. Tears, fights, everything. But this boardroom will be one for the history books. It's going to be amazing. Enjoy it. First of all, I have to say that everybody in this room is a winner. And you were chosen for that reason. You all did really well. You performed really well. Dennis, I'm proud of you. You wanted to come back. You came back. And I heard you were very solid. Is that true, Annie? Absolutely. So I'm proud of you, Dennis. You redeemed yourself. You did. But you've been doing that all your life, right? Absolutely. I'm very proud of you. Joan, how was your team? My team was interesting. We got it done. Melissa, were you proud of your mother? Very proud of my mother. You have really proven to be a good daughter. I didn't like when you got fired. You really went nuts. And I think it was a bad moment for a few minutes. You used the word whore and bitch and all these... And you were referring to Annie. You were referring to Branny. Do you... Why did you take such a tough stand? Because I believe in... You don't believe they're whores. No. You might believe they're bitches. I... One of my... That's not so bad. We've heard worse. One of my soft spots is... And I played this game with complete and total integrity and honor. And to be faced with lies and deceit and... But you know what? I think you did very well. Yeah, but that was why I got so angry. And you lasted a long time, right? What do you think about that, Brandy? Beautiful Brandy. Sure. Okay. Joan, you had a Kodak branding experience. Do you think you did well? I think we were everything that company represents. I think it was family-oriented. Whose idea was it to use the faux celebrities? Because some of them gave me the creeps. Not all of them, but... Well, it was a last-minute thing. That was... You know who... The one that played you? You're much better, Joan. Yes, he makes a great living. That was not... Really? Is that right? Yes. You are much better. Okay. Annie, do you think you raised a lot of money? Yes. I definitely raised a lot of money. And who were your big contributors? Gamblers? Oil gamblers? Yeah, my brother gave... Are these degenerate gamblers or just gamblers? No. No, these people... No, and they don't gamble, actually. Poker's a skill game. So they're... You can think about them as investors. But isn't... I mean, poker's also a gamble, right? Less than the stock market is. Okay. Well, that's a total gamble. Yeah, well, that's... Today, that's probably very true. Today, that's a total gamble. Well, one thing. These people swing a little bit, too. Well, I think that they're very real, and they are who they are. And they're used to just being like, what, you know... It's money, and what am I supposed to use it for but to do this? And that's fine. Dennis, how was Annie as a leader? Man, I mean, that was a good opportunity for her to shine, man. You know... Did she shine or not? She came through in flying colors. I mean, what was going on with all the bickering and all the decorating and stuff like that? Were you surprised that she wanted you on her team? No. You said it earlier. I knew that was gonna happen because she's a gambler, and that's her business. I think that I read Dennis really well, and I think that whatever happened before on the show, the fact that he had come back meant that he had come back to work. And you were very happy with Dennis. So incredibly happy with Dennis. And, Dennis, you thought she was a good leader? Yes, absolutely. Well, you know what, Dennis? I think the public is going to have a much different opinion of you now, and I think you've done yourself a lot of good, and by coming back in particular, you've done yourself good. Well, I think it's you guys, and these guys right here, giving me support, you know, as far as like, hey, Dennis, you know what? Come on back here, and brother, we all good, baby. Let's keep growing love. Yeah, you stepped up, and I'm proud of you, Dennis. Hey, Tom, what did you think of Annie as a leader? I thought she was a good leader and definitely, you know, knew what she wanted to do. What did you think of the job she did in terms of decorating and also in terms of fundraising? Well, it was amazing watching her do the fundraising. I've got to say, that was pretty impressive. Fundraising is incredible, but it is only one-fifth of the criteria for a win. Do you think you won? Do you think your team won? Do I think our team won? Based on celebrity, based on the quality of guest satisfaction, based on decoration, based on all the other criteria. I think we could have won. I think it's, I think I was definitely really impressed with the amount of money that Annie brought in, and Dennis brought in a lot of money, too. Are you glad you came back? Absolutely. And you went out a little early, and it was a tough one because it was a very close one, and it's very nice that you came back. Thank you. I appreciate it. It was a lot of fun. Annie, how did you do with the decorating, and how did you do with your decorator? I heard you had a problem. I didn't have a problem with my decorator, actually, but my decorator quit through no fault of my own. Because they were not happy with Joan. This is a total lie. This is what I was told by them. I do not, here we go again, a total lie. What did Joan have to do with your decorator? What did I say? I was not in the room. I don't know what actually transpired. I just know that when I went over there, David had forced them to quit the show, and he said some not-so-nice things about Joan and said that he would not work with the apprentice. Did he work with you, Joan? It transpired between him and her. I met him once. He came to meet me. We walked the room. We measured the room. This is, you can ask her. May I tell you something? I've had a wonderful time here. I had the most incredible experience doing this wonderful party that we did. This is so disgusting. This is everything I do not believe in for 75 years. I have lived my life with honor, and I've lived my life that everybody I've worked with has come back. I have people that never left my employ for 18 to 26 years. But do you think that didn't happen, Joan? I do not believe for a second. I had a fight with him, and he didn't like me, and the other people came and told me. Can I, sir, can I please finish? No, you cannot, sir. You cannot. This is an out-and-out lie, and I will not have this on television, and I will not be berated by this character here. I'm not berating you. Oh, stop it. How dare you? The accusations fly as the celebrity offense continues. Annie, let me ask you this question. Do you think that designer was sort of overwhelmed by the whole thing? What I said, Mr. Trump, was that... You can't blame that on Joan. To be fair, what I said was that I'm only repeating what he said to me. But, Annie, Annie, he was overwhelmed. Do you agree with that? I don't know. But how can you blame that on Joan? Outrageous. I'm telling you what the designer said to me. Can I say what I understand from it is that they were insulted that they had hired somebody else outside of their... We didn't hire anybody. You guys had hired somebody else, not us. No, we didn't until 7 o'clock at night when I was left with a frown on my face. I'm telling you what the designer said to me. I also specifically said I wasn't there. I did not hear the conversation. I can only repeat what was told to me. is all mafia money. And I don't know. Excuse me? I've never seen it. Oh, no. See, now, if you start saying that, there's nobody that I know in the mafia. I would just like to point that out, please. I don't care. Oh, in all fairness, Annie, you don't know if they're in the mafia or not. No, I do. I actually do because I know where they come from, sir, and I'm tired So disgraceful. So without the assistance of this decorator, how did you create your space? How did I create my space? Because you got great compliments from a branding perspective. Thank you. Who did your space? You know who did my space? Yeah. Mr. Trump. All the guys from God's Love We Deliver came in. Good. A lot of talent. And I had a dentist and I had a doctor and I had a guy. All the volunteers. I was a volunteer and I had the chef and we did it. We all just did it. Annie, is that nice? We all just did it. Is that nice, Annie? Yes, very much so. Annie, you've met a lot of people. Tough people, smart people, dumb people, lots of people. You can read them because that's what you do for a living. Mm-hmm. Joan's been hard for you to read, hasn't she? She's been difficult for you. Joan is a very different person than I am and thank God. See? We're just dentists, aren't you? Glad you're back. I'm just loving it. Thank you, God. So much better seeing it live than on TV, right, Dennis? You're her teammate, Dennis. You're not supposed to be that. Well, I prefer not to discuss it here. You're her teammate, Dennis. I'm pretty sure I know what the vocation is. So, Annie, how did you decorate your space if your designer quit because of Joan, which I still haven't figured out? But how did you decorate your space? You know, again, on the designer thing, I'm only telling you what the designer said to me. But, Annie, I think this is a good story. The question he's asking you is how did you end up doing it and I thought you actually had a really good story with her. It was at 7 p.m. on a Friday night. The designer quit. Yes, the designer quit. Because of Joan. Mm-mm. That's my understanding. Oh, gosh. However, as I said... I just had an endless string of lies upon lies. I was not there to see what actually transpired between Joan and the designer. I can only tell you what the designer said. to work for God's love, not to be maligned by somebody that is... Who's been doing the maligning, Joan? I have... You know, you are so beneath me. You are so gone from my vision. I am here to work for God's love we deliver. I have never, ever dealt with anything like this before in my life. I've... I'm... embarrassed. It's just like... Well, I think you love that you're part of it, but I think you're embarrassed... Oh, you never understand. Excuse me. I think you're embarrassed by the fact that you're opposed by Annie. I'm... I'm in shock that these half-lies and half-truths and innuendos come out and... But, Joan, she's also trying to win. But you know, Donald, we've won. We're here. Our charities have done so damn well. I know, but she wants to take it to that final step. But you win with honor. I guess it's very Victorian of me. You win with honor. What do you think of that, Annie? Um, I would just like to once again say that in this boardroom, I have not personally attacked anyone. But outside of this boardroom, you've lied. She has... And in this boardroom, you've lied. She has personally attacked me in almost every boardroom since about mid-season. But you've lied. And with terrible character assassination, calling my friends mafia people, saying that I have no morals, and so on and so forth. I am telling you... Maybe it's time to just tell us who won and who lost. I don't want to sit here. I don't want to hear this anymore. I find this just... I understand that. It became such a wonderful thing to do for a charity. It became such an amazing way to make... Well, I will say this. Here's the good news. Tremendous amounts of money have been raised for charities, including your charity and including your charity and including other charities. So a lot of money. A lot of money. A lot of money has been raised for charity. Okay. I'm going to ask in front of the group, because you might as well hear this, and then I'm going to throw you all out of the room. I'm going to ask Ivanka to tell me, how did Joan's team do in terms of dollars raised? In terms of dollars, they raised an impressive $150,830. That's great, Joan. Annie, you have to say that's pretty good, right? Mm-hmm. Don, how did Annie do? Well, they did very well. As we expected, they raised a grand total of $465,725 on this one task. So that's pretty good. Joan, that's very impressive. It's fabulous, and it goes to charity. It goes to charity. It's all good. It goes to great charities. It goes to an amazing charity. In this case, both great charities. It's all good. Okay, but as you know, Annie, it's not just, that's not the only thing. Okay? Don, tell me about the other criteria. Well, Annie did a phenomenal job on charity integration. You knew what the charity she was playing for was when you walked in. It was in the frames. It was on the posters. She had people talking about it. It was really a big part of the experience that I didn't see from Joan's side of the table. And, Anca, what about the other points that were being judged on? Well, the other criteria were the celebrities in attendance, the Kodak integration, followed by the overall experience, and all those were won by Joan. In terms of celebrities, we felt that they were more prominent, more recognizable to the mass. Actors, et cetera. In terms of overall experience, we thought that Joan's party was better attended, had a better spirit, and Jeff Hazlitt from Kodak felt that Joan had better Kodak branding. Listen, I want to thank everybody. You were all stars. You did a great job. Tom, thank you. Brandi, thank you. Dennis, thank you. You are a piece of work, Dennis, I will tell you. Clint, you're a great talent, and I'll come to you. If you invite me to a concert, I'll be there, okay? Always invited. And I'll bring Joan. Joan will be my date. Melissa, great job. Herschel, you're fantastic. Thank you all very much. Thank you. Go, and enjoy yourselves. Thank you. Thank you very much. Great work. They were fired, but still had the guts to come back and help out for charity. Please welcome Joan's helpers, Herschel Walker, Clint Black, Melissa Rivers, and Annie's helpers, Tom Green, Brandi Roderick, the legendary Dennis Rodman. So Dennis, sit down. Okay. I'm proud of you, Dennis. So everyone wants to know, we've been reading a lot about you. How are you doing? Me? Yeah. Oh, I'm doing actually well. Actually well. I'm just very thankful for the fact that I'm here living and breathing and, you know, coming through okay. And, you know, we had a sad moment this week with one of my dear, dear friends, Chuck Daly, died this week. And I think that everyone loves a pioneer, a great human being, spirit, heart. So, you know, it's like a family ring. Do you still hold hard feelings toward Jesse? You know, me and Jesse had this strong bond as far as like attacking each other as far as mentally wise. And I didn't like the fact that Jesse came out, you know, just because he was sober over, you know, 20 some years to come out and attack me and say, you know what, let's just make this an intervention about Dennis. And I'm like, you know what, bro, you know, we've been friends for a long time in Long Beach days and stuff like that. And I thought it was chicken crap that he gonna come out and tell me that, hey, you know, I have a problem. Of course, you know, I have a problem. I had a problem years ago. I fixed that. I came back and said, hey, you know what, you know, I don't need to be embarrassed. So I'm just saying, you know, it's just like he said about himself. He said, well, you know, none of my friends have money. Oh, I'm sorry, Jesse. Your wife makes $20 million a ******* movie. She makes $20 million a movie. And you're gonna tell me your friends don't have money, but you're gonna come out and try to bash me. You can keep saying whatever you want, but the problem isn't diverted away from yourself, you know? If you weren't so stupid, you would realize that the only reason I said anything to you is because I care about you. Well, you know, play this, bro. Yeah, but Jesse, you don't care about Well, you know what? Sometimes he does act stupid. That's enough. That's not nice. Melissa, let me ask you this. Do you feel that you embarrassed yourself when you had a meltdown after you got fired? No. Number one, I didn't have the meltdown in the boardroom. Well, you certainly did. But it was outside the boardroom. Well, it was pretty bad. Yes. The world watched. Yes. They did. It was really a very raw and emotional moment for me that really did not have to do with my firing. It had to do with, you know, at one point in life, it was sort of my moment where I stood up and said, I'm mad as hell and I'm not taking it anymore. It wasn't your best moment. No. But I'd just like to know, Brandi, what do you think? Well, it's definitely the new word that me and my friends call each other whore pit vipers now all the time. But, you know what? The thing is, there was really no lying or deceit whatsoever by my part towards Melissa. And I hope that she knows that. But the whore pit viper thing, it's just, it's no big deal. It's water under the bridge. Claudia, what did you think of Melissa? Generally speaking, what did you think? And what did you think of the meltdown? The meltdown was, I mean, it was embarrassing for her, I thought, and her mom. And I really, I was a fan of Joan Rivers and I just thought that was just a bad way to go out. I mean, I was really mad when I left and I said some things about her appearance, but I felt like, you know, it was just, it was over the top now. I didn't think that she had a negative, a bad firing. I think you were very gentle with her when you got fired. You're being very nice all of a sudden. You're being nice. They became so nice, I don't know what the hell happened to them. I do agree that I, I appreciate my parents. I don't want to hear it, but I will tell you this. Clint, you took a lot of abuse. I thought you were a star. I thought you did a fantastic job and really didn't get credit for it. You were great. I want to thank everybody and I especially want to thank Kodak. They're supplying each of your charities with printers, copiers, cameras, everything that you need to make your office absolutely top of the line. We'll be right back. This is going to be tough. She used her aggressive professional skills to catapult her right into the finals. Please welcome Annie Duke. At 75 years of age, she surprised everyone with her incredible energy. Making it to the final boardroom, she's one of the So Joan, how did you get into this mess? Are you glad you did it? Are you kidding? And how? Look, my charity is known now all over the world. I mean, how amazing what it's done to my charity. Annie, how about you? I'm really happy I did it. I think Refugees International is really happy. And I came away from this experience with a lot of really amazing friends. Which is, you know, charity and friends. That's really what makes the world go round, right? Melissa, you stuck up for your mother very strongly and I respect that. Do you hate Annie or is it something less than hate? I don't hate Annie. Um, I have total respect how Annie played the game. But, I love my mother. I don't really have hate. I've just, it's just not about that. And I'm thrilled we're here and I'm thrilled for both charities. And um, I'm just really proud of my mother. I'm really proud of my mother. Brandi, you became very close to Annie. Do you think you could've beaten her? Oh. Well, Donald, I guess we'll never know. So, what do you think? Yes? No? If anyone could've, she could've. Oh, that's a good one. I like that answer better. I like that answer better. Clint, you really went at it with Joan for a long period of time and then all of a sudden you became very friendly. Who would you choose if you were me? To fire? To fire. Um, your editor. Who would you? You know, I, like a lot of great opposing ideas and issues in the country, I'm always grateful when I don't have to decide. Well, that's a lousy answer. It is. I take back what I said about Clint before. You never got me to throw anyone under the bus in Brooklyn before. That's true, you never did and I respect that, but I didn't like that answer. Jesse, who would you choose if you were me? To hire as opposed to fire? I think I would probably, because, uh, Workman's Comp Insurance is so high, I'd probably hire Annie. That doesn't mean I hate old people, though. I don't know, I think they're, I think they're both great, they're just two different, two different kinds of people. Okay, Dennis, you got to know them both pretty well. Who would it be? Who would you hire, Dennis? Come on, Dennis. Um... Tough one. Nah, I gotta go, I gotta go with my girl here, I mean, even though I... Who's your girl? My girl is Cheryl Rivers. Okay. My wonderful Scott, my great champion, who would you, who would you do, Scott? You know, it was so beautifully played, the game. That maybe didn't come out exactly right, but that's okay. I think Scott gets the point. Who would you hire, Scott? Well, you know, I look at them both and I saw the passion, I saw the intensity, and I saw the caring for their charities. It's a difficult decision, but coming back to skating after 50 years and being in retirement for five, I know what, it's tough. When you're older, the energy is tougher to do. Who is it? I just think the stamina and the fortitude, I love Annie, but Joan. We'll be right back. This is very interesting. Coming up, here's Morgan and Trace Adkins, live. And later, Mr. Trump crowns the Celebrity Apprentice. Welcome back to the season finale of the Celebrity Apprentice, live from the American Museum of Natural History. Joan, Annie, you both raised a lot of money for your charities, and they're both deserving of the grand prize that I'll award tonight. Let's take a closer look at who you're playing for. First up, Joan's charity. This is our coles, bagels and desserts. God's Love We Deliver is a very small grassroots organization. It started out mainly for at-home AIDS patients, and we've expanded to any kind of illness. And what we do is we serve meals to any client that calls up and says, I need a meal. Joan. Joan Rivers. Nice to see you. God's Love. I don't believe it. How nice is that? 3,300 doorbells are rung every day, and meals and love is given out to these people. Sebastian. Joan. Nice to meet you. Hello. You walk into somebody's apartment with the meal. Oh, I get a bagel. Thank you. I had one. It's very good. Yes, the meal is very important, but it's so much more. It's a connection. Someone that cares about them. They have saved my life, Joan. Literally. I've been at death's door. This one time, I was very ill. I was able to get up. I rang the doorbell, and then I fell to the floor in the kitchen, right in the middle of the kitchen. And he found me on the floor. Sebastian! He yells, and, you know, and took me to the hospital. That's God's love. I come away every time I deliver the meals thanking God that he's letting me be part of this. It's so nice to see you. What sets God's love apart from any other charity is the amount of volunteers. You've been doing this 18 years. Yeah. How'd you start? My son had AIDS. I put him on the food program for only the last three months of his life. After he died, I said, it's payback time. I've been here ever since. The connection is so emotional. It's an incredible experience. Where is Jason? We put tiles up with names of friends who have died of AIDS. And I think I bought the fourth tile for the wall. And he was my first friend to die of AIDS. That's why I work for God's love. He was a very good friend, and that was very early on. And I... It just kills me. This is just an incredibly magical place. And I want that money so badly for them. Because we all know where it's gonna go. Joan, that's beautiful. Okay, Annie, it's your turn. Let's take a look at your charity. I'm playing for a charity called Refugees International. People who don't have water They don't have food. They don't have shelter. What Refugees International does is they try to get governments to stand up and pay attention and to advocate for them, get them settled, make it so that they can make a new life for themselves. When we think about refugees, we think very specifically about a lot of what's happening in Africa right now. But we've had this war going on in Iraq. Every day, people are getting separated from their families. I mean, it's really horrific what's happening there. I was really happy to get an opportunity to meet Ala, who ended up a refugee because of the conflict over there. In Iraq, I worked as a translator and then became a journalist. In many situations, I was almost kidnapped. I was shot at. I decided to leave. It became too dangerous for me to stay. I could not bring my sons with me because I was not sure where I was going. I was not sure if I'd be able to support them. I mean, I have four children. I can't imagine what you went through. I didn't know what to tell them. Every time they call, they say, can you please call again the immigration and just check, just check and see. She's trying to get visas for her two sons. I mean, a year and a half later, denied. Can't get a visa for them. You know, I was desperate. But at the same time, I almost lost faith in somebody being able to help me. President of Refugees International, he approached me and asked me if I needed any help. He said, I can't promise. I'm not promising anything, but I'll try. And in two weeks, I get an email from the U.S. Embassy in Baghdad telling me that the visa for my children is ready now. Refugees International did in two weeks what they were unable to accomplish in a year and a half. Every day I tell myself if it wasn't for Refugees International, I don't think I would have ever gotten my children. These people didn't have a choice about what's happened to them. And someone needs to help them get back into a situation in life where they do have the luxury of a choice. That's why I'm playing for Refugees International. It's a miracle. You know, they made a miracle happen. Please welcome two guys who know a lot about charity. First, the star of America's Got Talent and last year's winner on Celebrity Apprentice, Piers Morgan. And the man he beat. He's a huge country star thanks to The Apprentice. Trace Atkins, a special guy. He's got the number one record. Great guy. Trace, come on back. So, Piers, I know a lot of great things have happened to you. You have your own show. You did really well. How did your charity do because of Celebrity Apprentice? Well, the best thing is that Trace is actually quite pleased to see me. So, ladies, it can happen. You will come back together. No, the great thing about this show, I think, is the effect that it has on the charity. It's not just during the show but also ongoing. I found out this week that the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund, which I raised nearly a million dollars for last season, they spent every dollar of that, which is all money came into the show, on a new center down in Maryland which is going to help soldiers coming back from Iraq and Afghanistan who've got serious brain injury and post-traumatic stress disorders. It's an amazing thing. And they said that without the impact of Celebrity Apprentice they would never have been in a position to spend the $60 million they've raised from the public, from American citizens who watch the show and are inspired to help. And that is an amazing thing for the show and for you, Mr. Trump. And I have to say, Arnold Fisher, who's a great friend of mine, heads it up. He's spent a fortune of his own money. Really good job. Every dollar they get in goes straight to the project. And, Trace, how about you? Oh, it's... I can't even describe what an impact it's had. What a voice. Not just the money. It's the awareness and everything that's been raised for the food allergy situation in this country. The Food Allergy and Anaphylaxis Network has taken all the money, which is close to half a million dollars now, and I didn't win. And that's... So that's great. And they put that money to good use. Even more important, there was some pending legislation that we couldn't get anybody to move on. And then after the awareness that came from being on this show, that legislation was passed. So, Trace, if you were me, Annie or Joan, who would you choose? To win. Well... Come on, Trace. I've played some pretty dangerous hands of poker myself, and so I would... I would take Joan. Well, I've watched... I've watched this this year, and nobody got out of this thing unscathed. Everybody had some bad moments. It's been very tough. Just to what degree, you know? And, you know, smart lady, you played the game great, but I don't know. Joan just had that charitable thing that put that problem in place. Pierce, who would you choose? Here's my problem. Two terrific ladies, but I've been watching very carefully tonight, the boardroom scene in particular, and it seems to me the result has already been declared, because you laid down five criteria. Last year, it was four. Trace and I won two each, and you went back over our record to find the winner. This time, you said five criteria. Annie won two, and you've been a favorite of mine throughout the season. Joan won three. It seems to me you have your apprentice. I want to thank you guys for being here very much, and we'll be right back. So, Joan, Annie, let's get down to business. Joan, why should I pick you to be the celebrity apprentice? Because I think that I represent winning and business in the new way that this country is taking on, which is we are honorable, we cannot do business in the old way, you can't grab money because it will affect those you grab from. And I also am so proud that we have represented getting money for charity. America's all about charity. But you didn't raise as much money as Annie. But I raised money, and I raised awareness, and people in England know about it, and it's all about American charity. The whole world knows that we're a charitable country. Annie, why should I pick you to be the celebrity apprentice? Well, first of all, what is this game about? If it's about raising money for charity, I did better. If it's about winning more challenges, I did better. If it's about winning as project manager, I certainly did better. But you lost the last task. Well, a lot of what I lost... And that was a biggie. But she caused the designer to go away. She caused him to quit. And we all saw that on video. And she lied and... But couldn't you say that's smart playing? You've been doing that for 14 years. She just did that because of the way she treated him. And in the end, my friends came... Let me speak. You interrupt me every time. You're damn right. Are you gonna let her tell you A person like you should be interrupted. In the end, my friends came through for me and hers didn't because it's not so much about how famous you are. My charity worked 24 hours. It's about how you treat people. And she certainly did not treat that good. Joan, Joan. You really dislike her. Let me speak. No, I don't like her. Annie, do you dislike her? Yes, she does dislike me. I don't like her either. Joan, let her answer. All right. I do not know a boardroom in this country where someone would be allowed to say that someone would spit on the ground and drown their mother in it, where someone would be allowed to call their friends mafia, where someone would be allowed to say that someone is worse than Hitler. If that happened in a real office... You're not worse than Hitler. ...in a real boardroom... Hitler never had PMS. So let's continue. This is what I'm saying. If it happened in a real boardroom, she would have to be fired or that would be actionable. Now, let me... She called my friends mafia and she said that I was worse than Hitler. Excuse me, Joan. That is not professional. Number one, I have run a business for 20 years. Honorably, I have never fired anybody. I am the number one jewelry business on television. With honor. Number two, I say to people's faces, I am like you, Donald. I know who you like. I know who you don't like. And I think that's an honorable business thing. I will shake your hand, Donald. I can turn my back. You won't change your mind and you won't whisper to people behind my back. You are a two-faced person. You have said I am a cancer. You said you hoped I would die. She never said it to my face. Well, Annie, that is true. You never said it to my face. I hope she will die. Absolutely. What is the difference between everything else? Can I say that? Say it to my face, Annie. Do not interrupt me. She is saying it, Joan. She is saying it to your face. Annie, go. First of all, I only said that after she caused the designer to quit. But let me say, for six boardrooms, I sat here and acted professional in the face of being called worse than Hitler. In the face of being called despicable. And you know what? There is only so much a girl can take. Yes, eventually I will. You are not a girl anymore, darling. You are a woman. This is not going to be easy. We will be right back. We will make a decision. So, Ivanka, what do you think? I think you have a very challenging decision ahead of you. I mean, in terms of playing the game, Annie was phenomenal. She was just cool as a cucumber. And you raised a tremendous amount of money. Her tenacity, so much. You were just really incredible and a great role model. So, I think I have learned a lot through this experience. John? I agree. I definitely don't envy your position. I mean, Joan has stamina and energy like I have never seen. But as a business person, I also really respect the fact that Annie just lives and breathes games theory. No emotion. She just makes decisions the way they have to be. It is a really tough call. Millions of dollars have been raised for charity. I mean, it has been a tremendous, tremendous season. $250,000 will go to your charity or your charity with this decision tonight. So, it is going to be very interesting. Annie, you have been tough. You have been smart. You have been ruthless. About as ruthless as you can get. You are indeed a great champion poker player. I congratulate you on everything you have done. It has been really amazing. You have raised a lot of money and you have really done an amazing job and I think Joan would be the first to admit it. Is that right? I would like to take her to a sale at Gucci. She would just go through it. Joan, your level of strength, your level of energy, the energy has just been amazing. You really are a role model for so many people and I have to tell you, Annie, do you know what I am going to say? No, I have no idea. I am going to say, Annie, you are fired. Joan, great job. We will see you next season. Buddy, we will see you next season.