Homeless Girl Ruined My Date - @LoveBusterShow

Why is she staring over here? I don't know. Sir! What on earth do you want, huh? You dropped your wallet in the parking lot. You see? This girl just wanted to help you. Open it. What are you standing there for? Open it, I said! That's it, all right, now get out. And your wallet? I said get out! You've been an ungrateful jerk. What are you talking about? Don't you feel sorry for her? Why do you have to act like that? All right. Hey, you slab! Yeah, yeah, I'm telling you. Come over here. So you must be very hungry, right? To be honest, yes. Yeah, go for it. That's a Japanese delicacy. Don't! That's it, now get out. Get out! Isn't it hilarious? What a freak you are, Jack. I've had enough. Where are you going? I'm leaving you. You're going to crawl back to me. My fiancée was a real freak who I only put up with for money. But this homeless girl was a lust draw. My name is Linda. And this is my love story. Okay, yeah, that's good, that's good. So just try to put it up, you know, just like... Make some waves here, you know? Knock-knock! Linda! Nice to see you. Nice to see you too. Lady, what's your name? Mia. She's a friend of mine. Get her cleaned up, okay? Okay, Stacy, take care of her. The girls will take care of you. Thank you. It's all right. Goodbye. So what kind of friend is that? It doesn't matter. What matters is that she's the reason Jake and I broke up. Oh, with Jack? It can't be. Do you want some tea? Yeah, thank you. Let's go. Okay, girls, bring some style! Anyway, that was a lust draw. I'm no longer the bride of an oil tycoon's son. Linda, I'm sure you'll be happier without him. Yeah, happy and full. Yeah. Cheers! Ta-da! Oh my God, Mia! You're so beautiful! You look amazing! Eight hundred dollars. Oh God, that sucks. But it's all right. Thank you for the great talk. You're a wonderful friend. It's good to see you. So... Payment declined? What a jerk. Jack showed up as soon as I remembered him. Hey, babe. How's it going? Decided to get back to the pit I got you from? It's none of your business. Hey, enough playing. Come on. Okay, let her go. Who are you? Clown. I don't know why you said that at that moment. My lover. Who would have guessed that it won't be our last kiss? Nice job! You know, I can make it too. Hey. Come over here. You wanna ride on my boat? Yeah. Right, I forgot. How about this? Recognize it? Damn. Is that you? And you. You come crawling back to me. No one needs you without my money. Remember that, chick. We're bidding! Yeah. Hey, what's the matter? Lloyd, look, I'll figure something out and get you the money back tomorrow. Linda, listen. I'm not charging you a dime, okay? You did the right thing. Really? Yeah. And you know what? If you need a job, you were the best nail tech in town, remember? So, join our team. Is it true? Yeah, it's true. Come on. Maybe there is room for me too? Yeah, I think we'll find something. Okay. That wedding is just driving me crazy. Oh, why? Why? Do you know how much those floral decorations cost? Yeah. Really, you do? No. I mean, they cost a fortune. And that freaking jazz band, they can't. They simply can't make a cover of goddamn song. I mean, you know that one that me and Jose love. I mean, la la la, you know that one. But at least I'm positive that the food will be okay. Oh, girl, those sushimi. You'll be begging for more. I can't wait. Oh, by the way, and did you get the invitation? Oh, yeah, thank you. So, have you made up your mind? Are you going to be by yourself or with a plus? I'll be alone. Girl, believe me, it's better to be by yourself than with that jerk. Am I right? Right? Yeah. Oh, by the way, gotta go. Thank you for the pedicure. See you at the wedding. Bye. Everyone around me seemed to be in love. And I was the only one who was lonely. Yes, Linda, you'll never find happiness. But all of a sudden... Hey, why are you so sad? Oh, nothing. Nassir was just telling me about his wedding. And? And I want to fall in love too. But with whom? Maybe scissors. Sorry, it's stupid. Hey, come on. Don't you see? Your happiness is right in front of you. You? No. What? Lloyd? Oh, come on. He's not interested in me. We're just friends. Just friends, oh yeah, for sure. What are you talking about, girl? He spends more time with you than he does with me. Yeah, and all the time he talks about nothing but you. I don't know. He never dropped any hits. I don't know why, but it got me curious. Um, but what am I supposed to do then? Well, make a move on him. How? Linda, do I have to teach you everything? Okay, okay, okay. Let's pretend I'm Lloyd. Invite me to dinner. Let's go to eat. Let's go to eat? That won't work. Okay, smile nicely. Can you say something like, are you hungry? Are you hungry? What about... What about sushi after work? Sorry, I don't like sushi. Oh, well, yeah. Sorry, I get confused. I like sushi. Oh, you do? Yeah. Me too. Sushi is my favorite dish. Oh, wow. Yeah. All this wasabi, unagi, it's just... Yeah. I know. You know? Although Lloyd couldn't stand sushi and couldn't handle the chopsticks, it was the best evening in a long time. We were reminiscing about our past and I couldn't understand why in God's name didn't I ever think of him as anything more than just a friend. As every second went by, I started to look at him in a different way. And he looked at me with his eyes full of love. Hey, the best table for me. All right. What a coincidence, huh? What do you want? So, did you change your mind? You can always become my mistress. Get your hands off my girlfriend. Your girlfriend? So you found another money bag. One more word and I'll stab you with a stick. Hey, hey, hey, hey, take it easy. For Christ's sake. You can't make jokes anymore, huh? All right. Buon appetito, sweeties. Thank God you're here. You lost your guests in the saloon. Oh, thank you. Hey, so, a tramp, a friend's owner and a pantyless manicurist? Are there any normal people out here? Did you just say normal people? Say what? There are no normal people in my restaurant. There are only the best ones, okay? Whatever. Just bring me something to eat. Okay. But the only thing you deserve here, normal, is this. It is called Japanese delicacy. Enjoy your meal. What the hell? I want you to get the hell out of my restaurant. You are not welcome here. Or I'm gonna tell your dad how much money you spent in my Jose's Casino. Son of a... Clown. Get the hell out of here. I'm gonna see you later. Oh, sweetheart. Kisses on the cheeks. Oh, I'm sorry. Hello there. Hello. What a day. Oh, yeah. Guess what? What? I've got the best news ever. Really? I made the deal with the jazz band. And they are gonna play... For half the price. Yes. And they're coming to your salon too. So you've got a lot of work to do. Oh, yes. Thanks for kicking them to get out. Oh, no problem. He was making me sing. He's a jerk. Yeah. You owe me three nails. As far as I can see, someone is coming to my wedding as a plus one. Yeah, I guess so. Okay, plus two. At that moment I realized, never be afraid of being alone. Because love only comes to those whose hearts host kindness to others.