"Bad Guy" Sung by Bad Guy Impressions

Now, red, my bloody nose, punching me on your webby toes. Creeping around like no one knows I'll steal your formula. Blasting off again like we do. We failed to capture Pikachu this time, but we'll be back for you. That's right! Prepare to fight! So you're a dumb fool. Blundering, screw-up fool. Just stupid enough fool. Constantly mess up fool. I'm the mean type. Scare you in your sleep type. Will-de-be-stampede type. When they'll kill the beast type. I'm the bad guy. Duh. Me hoy, me nyoy! Trying to take over the world, even though I know that. You don't ponder what I'm pondering at all. I'll be your lab rat pal! No! Mother, and I don't get along to her. I'm crazy, but she's wrong turner. Soon the world will know of your fairy godparents! Harry Potter boy, you survived my curse boy. Made my spell reverse boy. One day I'll return boy. I'm that bad type. Build an evil lab type. Must kill Peter Pan type. Might seduce your dad type. I'm the bad guy. Do it. I'm the bad guy. Duh. I'm only good at being bad. I like when you get mad. I guess I'm pretty glad that you're alone. The princess won't marry me. I mean, I don't see what she sees, but maybe it's because I'm wearing your cologne. You ever consider that? I am the bad guy. I consider myself not good. I am the opposite of good, which is bad. Therefore, bad is what I am.