Meghan Markle is Back to Acting

Meghan Markle, she's getting back to work folks. She's going to be an actress. She's doing it. She is an actor in the beginning and she's going to take a break from her gooping and her Martha Stewart business building and she is now going to get back to her roots, baby. The Duchess has joined the cast of close personal friends alongside Lily Collins, Brie Larson, Henry Golding, which every, every sappy rom-com needs a Henry Golding. And I'll tell you who's a good actor, Jack Quaid. Dennis Quaid's son, he's a great actor. Anyway, Meghan was spotted on the set in Pasadena. She's reportedly playing herself. Is that acting? That's half acting. You can't play yourself. You have to play a character. I don't like that. But according to a source at the studio, and this is written in The Sun, it's a big moment for her, they say, signifies a return to doing what she truly loves. Although, honestly, I don't know. I love this. According to a source, she has been swamped with offers, but this one felt right. The one playing yourself felt right. That never makes sense. That's never been the truth, but maybe it is now. It's Meghan's way of gently putting her toe back in the water and seeing how she enjoys being back on set. No, it's a way of a production sucking the life out of her. It's called the vampire effect, and you'll play you. And here's the thing, Meghan, you have an opportunity here. Please don't make this some kind of self-congratulatory role, self-adulating and blowing sun up your ass. Don't do that. This needs to be self-deprecating. This needs to be, please, every opportunity Meghan Markle has to open the tent and invite people in, she drops the tarp in their face and does something inauthentic. This is your opportunity to make fun of yourself, please. I wanna see that happen.