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Well now, always remember, Super Dave Bistula, the tall, white, gothic, vampire alien, coming to you from Tim Hortons, this time the regular place, on Dessert Street, which is the, what's the service road to Highway 13, on Rue de Laval, you know, we are part of the, what's it called again, we're part of the St. Dorothy Shopping, Shopping Strip Mall, here, anyways, along with Benny Chicken, I'm here, here in the area of St. Dorothy Laval, Super Dave Bistula, of Charmody, Laval, Quebec, Canada, so, seems to me that, uh, Apple is coming out with new, five new things, but there's something, and five things that aren't gonna come out, but then again, we're just announcing it, as something as, uh, for tech, uh, since we know a bit about tech, uh, about the tech world, about computer chips, but, the only thing is, we would never, we would never buy the, buy this, uh, stuff, and David would tell you, whoops, and David would tell you, we already have the, everything that we need, including a phone, that's very simple, a flip phone. Anyways, my, my digital host will take over, he's gonna read from tech radar, but he's gonna, uh, give you a ground layout as to what he thinks, which is, uh, the same as what I think, David, oh boy, Apple's at it again, okay, one of the things that, that's gonna come out is the iPhone 17, it comes out every year, and these fools, these rich, uh, these rich kids, who are nothing but SJWs, they wait in line for, and for what, and they see, and these rich kids, anyways, so, uh, there's some guy over here who can't stop talking, anyways, so, um, as Super Dave Bistola said, we got this phone, it's an, probably some kind of TCL, not very well known, it's a flip phone, beat me up Scotty, there's no intelligent, intelligent light down here, we got the, uh, we do have a Samsung Galaxy tablet, which, uh, which I'm using right now to make this video, and I've got the IBM ThinkPad, uh, laptop, I don't need anything else, whoops, it is interesting to keep up, uh, with, uh, what's happening with technology, but would I use it myself, no, a lot of this, a lot of this ----, I don't, I really don't need it, but without further ado, I'm gonna reduce myself to a little blip, and see what, uh, and read from TechRadar, see what they're, uh, what Apple is coming out with, so here goes nothing, okay, so, get rid of some notifications, menu, camera, hi there, TechRadar, five things to expect at Apple's big event on March 4th, which already passed anyways, and five things that might not make it, no kidding, uh, I think a lot of the stuff, uh, we really don't need, but then again, a lot of the stuff that they sell, probably really you shouldn't even need it, but Apple forces you to, uh, to buy new, uh, technology because the, uh, software, the operating system, or whatever that's running on those machines, they get a little too big, and, uh, and that, that's the reason why you have to give it something every year, it's ridiculous, okay, by Darren, uh, Dr. Darren Allen, Allen, published, uh, February 16th, 2026, okay, MacBooks aplenty, the iPhone 17e, and new iPad models, wow, Apple has just announced a press, uh, press event, well, well, technically an experience, which suggests something, uh, slightly lower key, taking place on March 4th, 2026, in New York, as well as London and Shanghai, as ever, as ever, the company is keeping tight-lipped about what product it launches, we might see at the, at the event, with nothing specific mentioned in the press, the press invite itself, well, but you, these, uh, these SJWs are like pissing in their pants with excitement, which we're not, it's like we've seen the, it's always something new, something new, something new, it's like, oh, **** off already, every ******* year, however, we have a pretty good idea as to, you know, what to, what might be coming, already based, already, uh, already based on active rumor, a rumor mill, when it comes to, uh, when it comes to Apple, indeed, one of the main font, one of the main fonts of speculation, Bloomberg's Mark Gurman has already tweeted that a clue, that a clue in the invite points to a new affordable MacBook, are you sure about that? Because you guys at Apple charge too much, that's the reason why we don't, uh, buy Apple, at one point your, uh, your stuff was pretty good, but now, you've gone expensive for nothing, I don't know why, I'll come to that, anyways, uh, to continue, I'll come to that, to that shortly, but as well as that lower tier MacBook, further laptops are expected to be launched by Apple, namely new MacBook Pro models, really, remembering that the, remember that the iPhone 16 was launched about this time last year, Jesus Christ, how many ******* iPhones do you need? We're, we are also anticipating the successor of, to that handset, the iPhone 17e, on top of that, we may well witness the revelation of new iPads. Ah, ****, here we go again, with this, uh, girl working on a Mac computer, and it's a go again, uh, MacBook, okay, let's break down the, uh, likely revelations for the Mac, Mac event, which Gurman believes is going to consist of online announcements and hands-on previews at the, uh, three locations, then we'll look at what we might avoid, we might not see at this event. Sorry, experience, which again hints at a hands-on feel, okay. One, MacBook Pro with M5 Pro and M5 Max chips. Okay, interesting enough, there have been strong rumors that Apple will release the MacBook Pro models with more powerful processors early this year. That's because you're probably going to need them, uh, need them eventually. But, uh, these guys, these social justice warriors were, like, um, champagne socialists always want to get the newest, uh, iPhone, like, uh, MacBook or iPad or whatever, earlier this year. And tipster Mark Gurman has previously suggested these laptops would debut in the first week of March. Obviously, that lines up perfectly with this event. Also, don't forget that we've recently seen the new MacBook Pro M4 Max orders are delayed substantially. Yeah, these guys, uh, order early, but they're gonna have to pay, which is normally the case with an ongoing, uh, outgoing model. As the stock, uh, as the stock, stock is run down to prepare for its successor, so all signs point to these new, uh, portable, new portables being imminent. Of course, the new, uh, processors in the, uh, MacBook will probably, will be the M5 Pro and M5 Max. But there might be something very different about them this time, this time around. You sure about this? Then again, you're always saying the same thing. Namely, that both CPUs may be built on the same, uh, same base chip. Doesn't surprise me. The M5 Max, uh, recently, uh, aired a theory, uh, runs, would effectively, would effectively be the higher, uh, higher bin silicon, and the M5 Pro would be the lower, lower pin variant, the lower bin variant, with a lesser amount of CPU and GPU cores, based on the, uh, configuration chosen. Take that with some seasoning. That's a good choice, instead of saying the obvious grain of salt. But it might be, it might mean the Mac, MacBook buyers are going to have to ben, uh, are going to benefit more from, more, from more customization options than these higher-end, uh, processors. Not really. A cheaper MacBook with a A18, uh, chip. Another much-rumored possibility is the new bottom-tier MacBook that's, uh, much more affordable than the MacBook, uh, MacBook Air. Are you sure about that? Apparently Apple's plan with, with this is to use an, uh, use an iPhone processor, the A18 Pro, seemingly, to cut the cost of, uh, cut the cost of making such a device, as well as dropping down to, uh, 8 gigabytes of system RAM, which notably would defy its recent stance to deploy a 16 GB with all its, with all its Macs. Mm-hmm. The idea that with the price is obviously, uh, is obviously to make it affordable, possibly around the, uh, $699, $799 mark in the U.S., or so it, so it runs the latest speculation, which also put forward the belief that Apple's going, going all-in with this one. We're told shiplets could, uh, could be, could be in the order of 5 to 8 million units, which would represent about a quarter of last year's total sales for Mars. For Ma-, for Macs, sorry. Mars? Mm-hmm. Oh well. The clue I mentioned at the outset, flagged by Gunman on, uh, X, is that, is that the colors on the, uh, press, uh, press invites are light green, blue, and yellow, which is, which, which just happens to be the same colors seen on the test, uh, test laptops for the affordable MacBook. It could mean, of course, it could mean, of course, but I think it's a pretty good, uh, pretty heavy, uh, heavy hint. It could be, which, it could mean nothing but, of course, heavy Three. iPhone 17E. As noted at the outset, the iPhone, uh, the iPhone 16E arrived at pre-, uh, press, uh, event last year, a year ago, and there were all, already firm, firm rumors that the iPhone 17 is imminent. That was coming out every year with, uh, something anyways. In fact, we heard, uh, that last week, with this press event now revealed, we can, uh, put two, two together, and, um, actually, we should be getting 8.5 million and 8.5 together to get 17. Again, it's Mark, Mark Gunman who believes this mid-range iPhone is close on the, uh, horizon. But the bad news is that the leaker isn't anticipating the device to be much of an upgrade as the existing model. That's true. They just put a little bit of something and put maybe in the software. But then again, they start acting like pigs. They're starting to be like, uh, Microsoft. The main move will be, uh, will simply be upgrading the engine from A18 chip to A19, which will obviously help the smartphone to be, to be peppier. Big ******* deal. And another, uh, neat, uh, extra, extra could be introduced of MagSafe, MagSafe support. Well, it may be, may not be a hugely exciting new launch, but more of an iterative upgrade. The better news is that the Apple, is that Apple is expected to hold the price of, uh, iPhone 17 steady at 599. Oh, $599 in the U.S., so 599. I guess that's euros or pounds, I'm not sure. AU, oh yeah, Australia, 999. 999 for this punchier handset. That's precisely good to hear. Given that we're in a full-blown RAM crisis and shortage of this, facing serious price hikes too. Oh ----. No, I think they're deliberately doing that on purpose. iPad, okay, 4. iPad Air, 8th generation. Oh, Jesus Christ. ****. We're expecting a couple of new iPads. Jesus Christ. Including a fresh, a refreshed Air model. That's a big ******* deal. A bit like, uh, the rumored iPhone 17E. This iPad Air is not, is not supposed to be a major step forward, but it will get a chip upgrade. Wow. From the M3 and the current model to the M4. A tablet, a tablet packing, the M4 chipset will be quite something in terms of power and portability, of course. Yeah, because, uh, the software is a bunch of ******* pigs. They take up resource. Bill Gates was trying to do the same thing with the Windows 11, but it flopped. I think he went back to his original plan. 5. iPad 12th generation. Jesus Christ. The ****, man. Along with the iPad Air, we're expected to, uh, we're expecting a new iPad, which would be 12, which would be 12th generation incarnation. Again, this is expected to be a modest revamp with the key move being Apple upgrading from A16 chip to an A18. Yeah, but you're still gonna have to pay for that. You can't even trade. I don't even think that you could trade in your, uh, A16 iPad. That's a sizable leap. Yeah, right. And one that should see the iPad incorporate Apple intelligence. Yeah, AI. With the current model and with the current model not able to do so. Those keen on AI then will be glad to see that happen if it does. Be careful what you do with AI. Remember not to feed AI too much. Elon Musk has warned you about this. As ever, take all, take all these rumors. All this iPad speculation, again, comes with Mark Gunman with a suitable dose of seasoning. What we're less likely to get, although you never, you never know. A revamped, uh, studio display or Mac studio is a possibility that some people are certainly keeping their fingers crossed for. These devices are rumored for a refresh in the first half of 2026, but I'm not sure we'll see them just yet. There's already too much coming out. The same is true for the MacBook Air M5, which has also been rumored for early this year. But the new MacBook Pro models and the affordable MacBooks feel like more likely, more likely inclusions. And Apple surely won't be launching too many MacBooks at once. Probably too big of a promise. Some folks are hopeful for a new Apple TV. Yeah, ****. That seems unlikely to happen just yet. And Gunman explicitly pours cold water on the idea of Siri's big AI overhaul taking the center stage here, though we'll likely hear something about it or be treated to some teasers at least, or maybe a bit more. Okay. Hardly any, practically no comments. Just one little comment that doesn't make sense. I don't know what to tell you. Anyways, we're just gonna close this one off, and we're Okay, there you have it in a nutshell. Okay, all these things are coming out. Maybe, maybe, maybe not. I don't know. Some things are not included at that event. Maybe some things won't happen at all. I don't know. But then again, these, like I said, these social justice warriors are jerking themselves off, or they're jerking their partners off. In fact, it's champagne socialists. That's what they are. Libtards. They say they like socialism, but they're buying something that's purely capitalist. Not that I'm against capitalism, but I will never call myself a socialist. But then again, a lot of these people, socialists, communists, are warning you about climate change, but yet they ride around in their private jets. But anyways, as for the Apple products, they seem interesting, but I wouldn't buy it. Like I said, I'm happy with what I got. Why should I change? And the problem with Apple is that they come out with new technology every year, only because their software, they take too much resource. It's ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous. Oops. Absolutely ******* ridiculous. I don't know what to say. Anyways, SuperDave, just conclude. Close it off. Well, there you have it. So Apple's gonna come out with all this stuff, new stuff, as usual. But then again, nothing really special. But then again, the only people that actually care are those people who are Mac enthusiasts. But I think the number of Mac enthusiasts, they're starting to drop down. It's too expensive. Or maybe they're trying to bring down the price, quote unquote trying. Anyways, that's all I can say. At this point, I'll bid you adieu, au revoir, adios, hasta mañana, hasta luego, arriba, adelchi, shalom, salamaliko, sayonara, dos lidanya, au viduzen, yasas, varevces, goodbye. Also, merci beaucoup, muchas gracias, molti grazie, tuda raba, shukriya, shukran, sheshe, spasiba, dankashan, efkaristopoli, shachor ragalam, and sometimes we have to talk about these things. But some things are just a little bit too much. And this company, Apple, they bring too much out. But then again, they force you to buy the newer products. Because your old iPhone, after about five years, you can't use it anymore. You can't upgrade the software anymore on it. It gets too big for it. It uses more of a big resource than what you got. So that's the reason why they come out with this new stuff. Anyway, that's it. Anyways, now the only thing to say is, thank you very much.