Jonathan Bailey: Sexiest *Friend* Alive

People's sexiest man alive is Jonathan Bailey. He's gay. He's openly gay. And normally, People Magazine circulation feeds 95% women. It's all women. And I got, I mean, hey, you go gay all day. But people's sexiest man alive when your audience is female, again, this is lecturing to the female audience. Bridgerton, yes, I get it, Wicked, all that. I think it's people's sexiest friend alive. Here's your biffle on the cover. What do they do? They constantly need to change these definitions because they don't think we're responsible enough to. This is virtue signaling, and I thought it was dying. But Jonathan Bailey is a handsome, handsome man, absolutely stunningly handsome. He's got Orlando Bloom vibes. He's 37. He's right in the wheelhouse. His career is hot, but he's your best friend, right? There ain't no making, you can't imagine, you cannot, there's no with Jonathan Bailey. So there they go again, People Magazine. I thought you were over this virtue signaling stuff. That's predictable.