JON OLSON VOICE DEMO

Hi, this is John Olson. Thank you for your time today. Now let's have some fun! The Indy Racing League comes to Las Vegas Motor Speedway Sunday, September 26th for the Vegas.com 500. Nowhere else will you find the speed. The side-by-side racing and the world's fastest drivers challenge each other. The Vegas.com 500 at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway, September 26th. On Friday, September 24th, the Orleans 250 NASCAR Craftsman Truck Race comes to Vegas. Is the rain getting you down? How about a trip to Spain? That's right, Spain! Right here in downtown Portland. Fernando's Hideaway features the most authentic Spanish cuisine, tapas and wines in all of Oregon. After dinner, head upstairs and let your body move to the salsa groove. Fernando's Hideaway, located at 824 Southwest 1st. Let Fernando, Mercedes and Angel give you a warm Spanish welcome, as only they can do at Fernando's Hideaway. Simple elegance, that's what you'll find at Be Zinfel, located at 133 Southwest 2nd in downtown Portland. Be Zinfel features world-class cuisine created by Anthony, who treats each dish as its own masterful art piece. Be Zinfel strives to demystify wines by offering weekly classes and tastings every Monday. So if you're looking for fine dining in a relaxed atmosphere, visit Be Zinfel. Open for lunch Tuesday through Friday and dinner Tuesday through Saturday. That's right, and it's time to think about taking your vehicle to the max radiator nearest you. Fall is here, and you may have already started using your heater core for the first time in months. Why not take advantage of Mac's fall service special savings? You'll get $25 off the installation of any new heater core. Or how about a complete cooling system flush for just $39.95? And Mac stocks only the finest products, like Modene, with the Gold Card limited lifetime warranty. Every new radiator is guaranteed for as long as you own it. We are gathered here today to ponder the age-old question, why did the chicken cross the road? Right, well, it's the nature of chickens to cross the road, you see. In Australia, chickens don't cross the road. But I got this friend in the outback who spends a lot of time choking his chicken. The chicken crossed the road because it was the precise time to cross the road. Yeah, up to Fargo now, the chicken might cross the path to meet with the buffalo and whatnot, don't you know? I'll tell you why the chicken crossed the road. He wanted to get in my belly. Look at me, I'm dead sexy. Barbara, I've been asking for three hours for a beer. I'm dying over here, what's a guy gotta do to get some respect around here? Wanna get away? Southwest Airlines offers daily… World Radio's having a sale, tell them about it, Moon. Dudes, the tag on bitchin' boom boxes and killer tins is fat. That's right, Moon Masterson. Anything else you wanna say? Just board on down to World Radio, dudes. They're awesome! This is John, again, thanking you for your time. Now make good memories, everybody.