Adam Sandler'S Funniest Moments In Billy Madison (1995) | Comedy Bites Vintage

Rule! Billy, what are you doing back? I'm out. Well, that just means you stay off to the side until the new game starts. Oh, no, that's okay. I'm kind of tired anyways. I'll just sit here and color or something. Billy, dodgeball time is a special time. Not just for you boys and girls, but for Miss Lippy, too. So stay outside. Now you're all in big, big trouble. Didn't I ask you to pick up your little brother here at school? Well, he's not my brother. He's my son. You've got to be kidding me. Mom, that's Billy. He's in my class. I heard he's retarded or something. Your son's got a very creative mind. Maybe someday he'll make Mommy and Daddy a lot of money. Daddy's in prison, and he won't be home for a long time. My dear Lord. Yeah, yeah. Well, I got to get going right now. I got to get on the bus. I ride the bus for the city and watch the bus drivers. Kind of this program they got to make sure they turn the wheels right and... Billy, you forgot your stuff. Thank you very much, Miss Lippy! My, oh, my. Wait till old man Clemens realizes that the bag is ----. He's gonna ---- when he realizes it's ----. Who got the lighter? That old man Clemens hates ----. Here he comes. What the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest Barber's one of those flaming bags again. Don't put it out with your boots, Tad. Don't tell me my business, devil woman. Call the fire department. This one's out of control. Poop again. He called the ---- poop. This is the best night of my life. I'll get your damn kids for this. You're all gonna die! That you'll be shooting for I'm not Who's coming back for more You You've been through this too many times You It's never clear who's coming to mind Hey, I dare you to throw your sandwich at the bus driver. Do it. Do it. Come on. I'll turn this damn bus around. That'll end your precious little field trip pretty damn quick, huh? Shit. Hey, I'm trying to score points with a teacher today. Don't screw it up! Hey, Ernie. What's up? Nothing. You falling in love with the wall or something? I had an accident. You had an accident? What does that mean? You! Oh, I know. Okay. Don't worry, buddy. You hang tight. I'll be right back. Hey, look, everybody. Billy peed his pants. Of course I peed my pants. Everybody my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. Really? Yes! You ain't cool unless you pee your pants. Wow. Hey, man. Ernie pees pants too. If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. Oh, that was the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's go! Let's get on the bus here. Move it. Get up there. Kyle, one, two, five, seven. Move it or lose it. Get on the bus. Hi, Miss Vaughn. Nice to see you. Hello? Hi, is this Danny McGrath? Yeah. The Danny McGrath that graduated from Nib High School in 1984? Uh, yeah. Who's this? Um, this is, uh, Billy Madison. You probably don't remember me, but I went to high school with you. Um, I-I kind of gave you a hard time back then, and... I did some things that I thought were funny at the time, but now I realize they were just mean and stupid, and, uh, I just wanted to apologize, and I hope you forgive me. Yeah, sure. Don't worry about it. It's no problem. Wow, that's great. Um, well, I am sorry, and, uh, maybe we can get together sometime and have some coffee or something. Sure, I'd like that. Okay, well, I'll see you around. Okay. Bye. New question. Take it easy, psycho. You blew it, you lose. I ought to blow you away, you miserable... Well, go ahead and do it. And I'm glad I called that guy.