Adam Sandler’s Dating Disasters | 50 First Dates | Best Scenes

I think she's a local girl. I wanted to go up to her, but I was kind of off my game. Man, oh man, was she cute, though. I thought you liked your bitches from out of state. Yeah, that's usually my policy. Make sure I don't get tied down. Freeze that image right there. There's a little fella. Congratulations, mommy. Sounds to me like someone is afraid of commencement. Let me guess. Your high school sweetheart got drunk at a party. Then cheated on you with the whole wrestling team. Close. Actually, it was my college girlfriend, Tracy. And it wasn't a wrestling team. It was her academic advisor. Ah, she liked the older men. Older women. About 50 years older. I hope you shot the stupid tramp. What's with the tramp and the beaches talk? Are you drunk or something? I apologize for nasty talk. I am grouchy due to lack of recent physical intimacy. Shut up, because here comes one time only opportunity. What I will do now is go into your office and become naked. Next move is up to you. I may not be as limber as I once was, but I make up for it with enthusiasm and willingness to experiment. I don't know if you realize I'm not into guys. Hey, you. Aloha. Aloha. Not aloha hello. Aloha goodbye. We're closed today. Go away. What are you talking about? Order up. Don't move. I have to talk to you. Okay. Hey, tattoo face. Hey, people for the club. Hi. My fingers are extra fishy today, if you care to take a whiff. What was that? I was petting my walrus all morning, and I was thinking about you the whole time. Okay, pervert. I think that you should leave. What? I'm just joking around because of what we talked about yesterday. Yesterday? I've never even met you. Nick, I need help. Coming, Lucy. Nick, put that down. I'll handle it. You, follow me. What is going on? I was kidding around with you. Excuse me. Lucy Whitmore? Yes. I have a delivery for you. A delivery for me? Yes. They're beautiful. Mm-hmm. Who are they from? That I can't tell you. It's a secret admirer. He also wants you to have this. Who's your friend, Lucy? Oh, well, I mean, I don't know. We just met. But look, I have a secret admirer. Oh, really? What's this? It's a videotape. A videotape of what? I have no idea. But I have to find out. Oh, happy birthday, Daddy. Thank you, sweetie. That's right. Happy birthday, sir. What are you, 200 today? Oh, yeah, that's cute. What the hell are you doing here? I just wanted to try something different. If it doesn't work, we've only wasted one day, so... Okay, I think it's on. Go, go. Aloha. I'm Henry Roth. Uh, we met here at the Pukilau Cafe about a year after your accident. Um, I like you, and you like me, most days. Every day is different, but basically, this is what happens, Lucy. Kikikuloko. Take the camera. Okay, I got it, Daddy. Don't drop it. Okay, all right. Here we are, right here. Uh, the part of you in this reenactment will be played by my good friend, Ula. Aloha. Sorry about your brain. I had an accident, too. Believe it or not, this is my good eye. Are you ready? Yeah. Hi. I like that waffle teepee that you have built. Oh, so nice of you to notice. Please, sit down. I would love to. My name is Henry, by the way. My name is Lucy. Smell my fingers? Ooh, fish. Right on. So, Lucy, I work at an aquarium. Aquariums make me super horny. That's not funny. Don't rub those. I'm sorry, Mr. Whitmore, if you're watching. It's very late, and my friend is a little unstable. Oh, come on. Stop with the licking. You're making me sick. Lucy, I'm sorry. Anyways, I know you wish I was making all this stuff up. I wish I was, too. But the good news is there's so many people out there who care about you. Your dad and Doug and a couple of your friends here at the Hukilau have a message for you. Lucy, as you know, your mother and I were best friends. That's why I promised her that I would always help look after you. Sometimes life isn't very fair. But we still have you. Oh, and if you were wondering about this guy who's making this tape, he's okay. Hey, Lucy, just so you know, since you lost your memory, I became governor of Hawaii. Nah, just kidding. I'm too smart. Wailaliku, get your brother out of the dishwasher. So whenever you're ready, we'd all love to talk to you and answer any questions you have. And you're the best, Lucy. Aloha. Do you, Hanalei, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife to have and to hold from this day forth as long as you both shall live? I do. Really? Even though in, like, 10, 15 years, she could possibly let herself go, and then, like, sex could be, like, nauseating for you? What are you, nuts? Your wife's right over there. I'm just kidding, mumu. I now pronounce you man and wife. Very cold outside, so when you're ready, put on a jacket and come have breakfast with me. Love you. Hey, good morning, Mrs. Roth. Would you like to meet your daughter? Go say hello to Mommy. Hi, Mommy. That's right. Oh, my goodness. Grandpa's here. Hi, Dad.