Junior's Broken Leg

I get to take my well-deserved break. Hey, Chef B.B.! What do you want, Junior? I'm trying to take my 30-second break. Well, instead of taking a 30-second break, how about you take an hour break and take me and my friends to the park? The park? Ew, that's gross. Why would I take you guys to the park? Because you love us, and the park is fun. It's outside. There's so much fun stuff to do. No, I really don't love you guys. The park is just, uh, it has a bunch of mosquitoes and stuff. No, it's really fun outside. We haven't played outside ever. We're bored. Yeah, don't be such a dweeb. I don't want to tick you guys, but I've kind of got some dishes over there. I don't want to wash the dishes. I'll just take you guys to the park. Really? Yeah, don't get too excited, though. You guys stay on the playground. I'm only going for fresh air, because this place gets depressing. Okay, thank you, Chef B.B.! Let's go, guys! Whatever. Oh, my God! We're at the park, Chef B.B.! Oh, I know. I drove you here, okay? Just go and do your thing. Play on the playground or whatever. I'm going to sit on the bench. I only came for the fresh air. All right, let's go, guys! Okay. Whoa, Joseph, look how big this rock wall is! I know, it's huge! I better beat you to the top! No, I can beat you to the top! No, you can't! Oh, man, I fell! You're cheating! You're cheating! No, I'm not! I made it to the top, everybody! Hey, Junior! Patrick, you're here? Yeah, my mom dropped me off a couple of days ago. I don't know what happened. It's so crazy! Oh, well, I didn't know you came to play at this park. You're missing a shoe! Yeah, some dog took it. It was really crazy! Oh, well. Joseph, I made it to the top! I made it to the top, Joseph! No, no, no, you cheated, Junior! How did I cheat? Because you're slow and you're a turtle? No, you pushed me down! How did I push you down? I didn't push you down, you just tripped! Okay, how about you raise me down this ladder, then? But that's really curvy. Oh, are you scared? No, I'm not scared! You're kicking? Ah! Playground days! Let's just go to the doctor, come on! Ah! Ah, my leg hurts so bad! Yeah, well, it's probably because you broke it. You see this x-ray right here? You snapped it clean in half. I broke my leg? Yeah, that's why it's in a cast, stupid. You shouldn't have jumped off that stupid playground, Junior! I didn't jump off! I fell off! Oh, whatever. Now that my leg's broken, what does that mean, Mister? Well, that means you probably shouldn't walk or run or really do anything other than lay in bed for, I'd say, probably about three weeks. Three weeks?! Yeah. But soccer practice is tomorrow! I want to play soccer! Soccer?! You never wanted to play soccer, do you? What the hell is wrong with you? Where do you come up with this stuff? Yeah, we don't have a soccer team, Nero. Yeah, well, I'd say don't, like, do anything, really. Just stay here and watch TV. So what does that mean? Like, he has to just stay in the bed now? Yeah, for a little while. I'd say, uh, maybe just get him whatever he needs, you know, till he can help himself. Oh, he already has that life! All I have to do is lay in this bed? What if I want to go play with my friends? No, you definitely shouldn't go do that. You're not going to be able to play with them! You have a broken leg, Junior! Well, hey, it's not all bad, you know? People are going to feel bad for you. They'll probably give you something, you know? They'll probably sign your cast! Give me stuff? Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't milk it or anything. I mean, don't be a dick, but yeah. Milking it? Yeah. Hey, Junior! Oh, hey, guys! How's your leg? Yeah, that was a pretty bad fall, Junior. Are you okay? Well, I broke my leg, see? Whoa, that must've hurt, Junior. Yeah, it's still hurting pretty bad. What are y'all doing here? Oh, well, we brought you flowers. Yeah, hope it makes you feel better. Flowers? Yeah. That's gay. What? What are these flowers supposed to do? Supposed to make me feel better? Oh, I see flowers! My leg's back together. It's not broken. Junior, don't be a dick, man. We're just trying to help. How are flowers going to make me feel better? My leg is snapped in two! I mean, they smell nice! Yeah, well, what would make you feel better, Junior? Yeah, what would make you feel better? What would make me feel better? Um, hmm. Oh, and Joseph! Hmm? Um, you know that basketball goal you took from me? Uh, yeah? Well, um, my leg is hurting pretty bad. It would make my leg feel a lot better if you gave it back to me. What? I really like that basketball goal! Why, Junior? Well, my leg really wants it back. If you could just put it on the side of my bed so I could, you know, shoot some hoops. Because, you know, I can't go outside and play, so if I could play on my bed, that'd be really cool. Hmm. Okay, I guess so. Here you go, Junior! Now that's more like it! Where do you want it? A little bit more to the left. Left? Yeah, that's heavy. That's good right there. Okay. Now, where's the basketball? Dang it, I forgot. Here you go. Alright, I'm going to make a shot with my broken leg, alright? Alright, do it! Woo! Aw, good shot, Junior. You are not Steph Curry. Give it to me one more time! One more time! Oh, it's my broken leg! Blame it on the leg, right? Yeah, this leg. Alright, so, hmm, what else would make me feel better? Joseph! Yeah? Um, can you just get out of here? What? Yeah, I kind of just don't want to see your face right now. My leg kind of hurts. Wow, that's harsh! What? Forget you then, Junior! Yeah, yeah, okay. Now that he's gone, Cody. Yeah. Oh, this leg hurts so bad, Cody. What can I do to help, Junior? What can you do? Um, hmm. Well, my back is kind of sore. Do you think Ken could give me a back rub? Uh, I'm sorry, what? Can you think Ken could give me a back rub? Um, I don't know if I'd be comfortable with that, Junior. That's... Well, my leg hurts really bad. I think my leg would feel better if Ken would give me a back rub. It has to be Ken, though. Well, um... Oh, yeah! Ken, that back rub feels so good! It doesn't mean anything, right, Ken? It better mean something, because he is digging deep into my back. A little bit lower, Ken. He doesn't give me back rubs like this. Oh, man, that feels so good. I'm so relaxed. Ken, I need to speak with you in the kitchen right now! Wait, what? Hey! Bring him back! My back rub was feeling good! Now I'm all alone with these stupid flowers. Ow, my leg! Oh, my leg hurts so bad! Junior, Junior, Junior! Chef Bibi told me about your broken leg! Yeah, Dad, I broke my leg at the park. Oh, my precious baby! My baby! Yeah? I knew you were in so much pain! If I was a more attentive father, this would have never happened! Dad, it's okay. It's not your fault. I brought her off the jungle trip. Oh, I wish it wouldn't have never happened! Just tell me what you want. Do you need anything? Anything? Well, do I need anything? Yeah, anything! Well, I'm kind of thirsty. Just a minute. Hold on, hold on. Here, here you go. What's that? It's a horn! Just hit it and then Chef Bibi will come in here and he'll bring you anything you want! Oh, the horn? Yeah, just ring the horn! And Chef Bibi will bring you whatever I want? Yeah! Okay! Thanks, Dad! I love you! No problem! Just hope you feel better, son! Oh, a horn! Whoa! Chef! Ken, Ken, I just really did not appreciate the way you were putting your hands on Junior and I need you to tell me that it didn't mean anything to you, okay? Really? You really mean it? Come here, you big hunk of man! What the hell is wrong with you, Cody? Uh, nothing! So damn weird! Chef! Junior! Joey, Junior! It's a horn! What are you doing with a horn? My dad gave it to me. He said if I ever need anything, just honk the horn and you'll come! You couldn't just say my name and you had to honk a horn? Well, I mean, if I say your name, you might not hear me, so the horn's loud, see? Oh, I wouldn't hear you call my name. I hear you yell my name every day! Oh, well. So what did you want anyway? Nothing. I just wanted to see if the horn would work. Really? Yeah. Are you serious? Yeah, I didn't mean to. You just wanted to see if the horn would work? Yeah, it worked! Whoa, it works! Oh, God! Wait, where's Thomas? Ah, Chef Pee Pee! I was two feet away! Why didn't you just say Chef Pee Pee? Well, I mean, you might not have heard me. I need Thomas. You need Thomas? Yeah, I need Thomas to make my legs feel better. Oh, my God. I'm not even gonna ask you. You know what? Here's your stupid Thomas toy. Oh, thank you, Chef Pee Pee. Oh, I love Thomas. Are you happy now? Do you need anything else? Nope, I don't need anything else. Are you sure? I'm sure. You positive? I'm positive. Fine. Thomas, wait. Thomas, I'm getting kind of hungry. I need some ice cream. Chocolate ice cream. Chef Pee Pee! Oh, what? Junior! Can I get some chocolate ice cream, please? You want chocolate ice cream now? Oh, no. Wait, wait. Chunky Monkey. I've heard of that before. I want Chunky Monkey ice cream. You didn't think about that two minutes ago? Well, no. I need it now, please. It'll make my legs feel better. What does it have to do with your leg? Your leg doesn't eat ice cream. Well, you don't know what my leg does. You can't judge it. Don't judge my leg. Just get me some ice cream. Oh, my freaking God. You're such a freaking brat. I swear to God. Here's your Chunky Monkey ice cream, Junior. Yay! Chunky Monkey. Hey. What? That says it's banana flavored ice cream. I wanted chocolate. Well, you should have known it has some type of bananas in it. It has monkey on it. Well, I thought it was chocolate because it says chunky. And chunky means fat people. And fat people eat chocolate. What? That makes no sense. Where do you get your logic from? You better eat that ice cream. I went all the way to the store for it. Well, the only reason I wanted it is because it said Chunky Monkey, and that sounds silly. Really? You should have just said you wanted chocolate ice cream. Just eat the ice cream, Junior. But it's banana flavored and gross, like you. Oh, really? Oh, really. Yeah. Well, hey, I need something else. What? I need a spoon, duh. Junior, I swear to God. Chef Pee Pee, I love this Chunky Monkey. Oh, you do? I thought you wanted chocolate ice cream. Well, I did want chocolate ice cream, but you didn't listen and got me the wrong one. But it still tastes good. It's amazing. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Now, if you don't eat anything, I'll be in the kitchen. What? You couldn't just say Pee Pee? Chef Pee Pee? Well, you were running away really fast. Can you go put this in the refrigerator? I'm done eating it. You're done? Yeah, and also, can you go get me a coloring book? A coloring book? Yeah, I really want a color. Please go get me a coloring book. I would have to go all the way to the store to get a coloring book. I just love the store. Please, I want a coloring book with crayons. My God, Junior, you get on my nerves. I just want to hit you so bad. Dinosaur crayons, please. Go, go, go, please. It'll make my legs feel better. Ice cream. Yay. Color book. Oh, man, my leg's pretty sore, but oh, man, soon I'm going to have a coloring book. It's going to be so much fun. Here's your stupid coloring book. Elmo. Yes, I had to race all the way to the store before it closed just to get it. Ready, set, color. I'm ready to color, Chef Pee Pee. Hey, wait. My dinosaur crayons. Whatever. Here's your stupid crayons. Dinosaur crayons? Yeah. Is that really necessary? It's not like the crayons can hear you. That's what the dinosaurs sound like. Oh, I did not know that. Yeah. Oh, okay. I'm going to color. That's all I needed, Chef Pee Pee. Okay, I'm going then. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I thought that was all you needed. Now I have to go pee. What? Yeah, I have to go pee. Why are you telling me this? Well, I have a broken leg. I can't walk to the bathroom. Can you bring me a bucket or something to pee in? No, you better crawl your ass to the bathroom. My leg. Can you bring me like a bottle or a cup to pee in? Why would you need a bottle or a cup? It's not the 1800s. We just don't piss in buckets or nothing like that. But my leg's broken. I can't walk. Oh, my God. Please, Chef Pee Pee. I gotta pee. You know what? I'll go get the stupid cup, okay? Okay. Cookie Monster, come on. Coloring you. Here's your stupid cup, Junior. Okay. Wait, wait. What are you doing? Coloring Cookie Monster. Isn't it beautiful? No, he's not red. What? He's not red. The Cookie Monster is not red. He's blue. That's stupid. Why did you have to throw the freaking coloring book? That's stupid. Cookie Monster's stupid. It's your fault that you colored him red. No, I thought he was red. Just give me that stupid cup. I'm gonna pee in it. Here. Take your pee. Hurry up. Ew, ew, ew. Pee is so gross. Hey, Chef Pee Pee. Oh, is that lemonade? No, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is lemonade. You can have it. Oh, thank you. What? Drop it. You're driving me crazy, Junior. What? Well, I need the remote to my TV. You need the remote to your TV? Yeah. You need it that bad, huh? I want to watch TV. Oh, so bad that you had the honk, the freaking horn. Yes. I got you Thomas. I got you freaking ice cream. I got you a coloring book with crayons. Now you need a remote? Well, yeah. It's all making my leg feel better because you know I have a broken leg. Oh, oh. I totally forgot. I forgot you had a broken leg. So can I have my remote, please? Here's your stupid remote. I hope you better not call me again. I swear to God. I will put your freaking leg in the toilet and flush it. Okay. Well, all I need is my remote. Thank you, Chef Pee Pee. Whatever. All righty, kids. It's time for Doofy the Dragon. Hey, kids. I'm Doofy the Dragon. My wife left me. She took the kids. I hate my life. And I don't want to live. So I'm going to put a fork in the electric socket. So funny, Doofy. Oh, man. I need something else. Chef Pee Pee. Yeah, I'm wrecking some kids. Hey, my controller's dying. Chef Pee Pee. What do you want? My controller's dying. See, it's blinking. So I need batteries for it. You need batteries? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know you need batteries. Oh, that's very important. It'll help you with your leg, wouldn't it? There's someone at the door, Chef Pee Pee. Go get it. And something else. There's always something. All right, Junior. The doctor? Wait, what is he doing here? Yeah, he came to check on your leg to make sure everything's OK. OK. Hold on. I have to go to the bathroom. Hey, doctor. My leg still feels kind of broken. Oh, really? Because it's been three weeks. I think we can probably get that cast off you. Take the cast off? No. Why? Well, because I think it should probably be better by now. Oh, no. I don't think it's better. I think it's broken. I don't really think so. Just let me have a look at it. No, no, no, no, no. Mr. Police. OK. Believe me. Ever since I broke my leg, look at all the cool stuff people have been giving me. It's really cool. So please don't take the cast off. I've been getting so much free stuff. It's so awesome. Wait a minute. Didn't I tell you not to be a dick? What? Yeah, I think I told you that exact thing just three weeks ago. I don't think you did. I'm pretty sure I did. Hey, hey, hey. Let's just rewind three weeks and see what I said, OK? I mean, I wouldn't milk it or anything. I mean, don't be a dick. But, yeah. See? See, I told you that exact thing almost word for word. Oh. I'm sorry. I forgot. Well, anyway, please don't take my cast off. Please. OK. Let's just pretend that it's still broken. OK. We can do whatever you want because I get paid either way. But I'm going to tell you this right now. Karma can be trouble for you, OK? OK. So what did the doctor say, Junior? He said that my leg is super broken. Like, it has not healed yet. It hasn't healed at all? No. Well, he said it healed wrong and he had to re-break it. Oh, God. So, ow, ow. I think I need more ice cream. I think I need a PS4. A PS4? I'm tired of my Xbox One. The battery keeps dying. My control is stupid. So go get me a PS4 because, oh, that'd make my leg feel better. Junior, I hate you so much. Yes. Oh, my God. I love this. I'm going to get so much free stuff. See, it's your stupid Hulk hands, Junior. Yeah, I have Hulk hands. I'm the Hulk. Everyone, get out of my way. Oh, man, please don't bother me anymore. I got your Hulk hands. I got your dinosaurs, Legos, freaking video games, the Xbox. Hawaiian Punch? Why do you need Hawaiian Punch? Because I like Hawaiian Punch, especially because I'm Hulk Punch. Are you serious? Just leave me alone, Junior. I'm going to go and sit down. Oh, my God. Look at all this stuff I got just by saying that my leg's broken. Oh, my God. This is so cool. Hulk, watch the TV on. Hey, kids. It's me, Doofy the Dragon. I'm having a meet and greet with all my fans tonight at the mall. You can get my autograph and we can kill ourselves together. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Literally. A meet and greet with Doofy the Dragon. I have to go. Hey, Junior. Guys, what are you all doing here? Chef Pee Pee let us in. We're getting ready to see Doofy the Dragon. The meet and greet? Yeah. Can you go? Yes, I can go. I can definitely go. How are you walking, Junior? I'm not walking. I just had a burst of energy. Ow, my leg. It's so broken. It is broken. So you can't go. Your leg is broken. No, no, no. I still can go. Y'all can carry me. No, we're not going to carry you. Maybe I can get crutches or a wheelchair. Nah. Come on, Cody. We're running late. No, guys. I can still go. I can still... Chef Pee Pee! Where's my horn? What, Junior? What do you want? My friends are going to go meet and greet with Doofy the Dragon. I have to go. But your leg is broken, Junior. I know it's broken, but maybe you could carry me, right? Carry you? What am I? I'm not a wheelchair. You can't just ride on me. I have to see Doofy the Dragon. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. That's what the TV said. Look, you can't go anywhere until your leg is fixed. The doctor says so. But I have to go meet Doofy. He's my idol. I love him. Please. It's not my fault. You shouldn't have fell off of the freaking playground. Well, if my leg wasn't broken, could I go? Yeah, I guess. Well, then guess what? My leg has not been broken for the last two weeks. It healed two weeks ago, so I can go, right? So you've been lying? Yes. I'm a liar. I'm a big, fat liar, and I want to go see Doofy, so take this cast off my leg so I can go see Doofy. So you lied to me the whole time for the last two weeks? Yes, the last two weeks. I brought you those dinosaurs and everything, and you lied to me. I catered to you. Well, the first three weeks was true. The last two weeks was a lie. You freaking liar. I can't believe you. I had to cater to you for weeks, and you lied to me. Oh, my leg hurts. Yeah, the leg is broke. Yeah, it hurts so bad. How does this keep happening to you? I don't know. He broke it because he was mad that I lied about my other leg being broken. I used it for like two weeks. Oh, wow, wow. Karma. Yeah, what did I tell you about karma? I don't think you told me anything about it. Yes, I did. Rewind it. Do it. I'm going to tell you this right now. Karma can be trouble for you, okay? Hey, everyone. It's Logan. I want to make this quick video to thank all my fans for helping me reach 400,000 subscribers. I can't believe I made it this far on YouTube. I would have never made it this far if it wasn't for your amazing support and also the crew that I film with. Everything is just amazing. 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