I Got MY DREAM Animal… My Blonde Raccoon

I brought him this. I brought him stuff also. Perfect. Thank you so much. I can't believe this. My fiance's gonna freak out. No way! You got it? What the f**k? I thought you said he gave up. Wait, how did you get it? Okay, I've been trying to hide this video from you guys for a little while now, but I think some of you have potentially picked up on it. And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, here's what I'm referring to. About two and a half weeks ago, I posted this video right here. And in this video, we stopped by a special place. And you may have seen an item in the back of my truck. And from that point forth, you guys thought I got something. You'd be right. But before I show you guys all of that in this video, and everything we did to actually make this happen, this was filmed weeks ago. We just linked up with a special someone to film a little bit more and get something else. Hopefully you guys enjoy. Click the subscribe button down below. I know y'all are back to school right now. And if you need a snack, you can also get entered in to win a boat. Go to zessysnacks.com, build your bundle. The rules are on there. Start a subscription. Literally bags can come to your door every month, every other month. It doesn't matter. And they're much cheaper that way. I want to hand deliver this boat to you guys. There's only a few days left. There's only like three or four days left. I love y'all. And let me throw you back. No. I do this every time. I told you you can't be doing this when we come in to meet people. This is a big video. This is a big video because we've been waiting to film with this man for a while. This is a good buddy of ours. And he's starting a YouTube channel. We haven't ever filmed with him. We've just gone and met up and done stuff with him. He's like a friend. Yeah. This is going to be interesting. You may know who he is. If you know anything about Steph and I, you might know who we're talking about. But he doesn't play with Steph. I think Steph low-key cooked him one time. He did. And I'm going to play that club actually. Yeah, I think I'm right. Steph did cook him. I brought him this. I brought him Steph also. Hopefully he likes him. Wait. It wasn't supposed to happen like that. It was supposed to be an in-person thing. You got half like 30 of them. That's how it looks like. That's what it looks like. So this is the fish room. Two platens in here. We got the platinum arrow, platinum garden there. Do you have anything illegal? No, I wish. I just see if I can catch him slipping. That didn't work. But dude, this is wow. Yeah, but this is my favorite thing right here. How many gallons is this? This is 535. Daddy chill. All right. So you're going to see the 2000 at the warehouse. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Put me to shame on that. I was waiting to do that. You're going to be a breeder? Hopefully. Are you going to sell them? Maybe. Okay. Oh my goodness. Needs the money. Definitely need the money. So what is it like? Because you can see like up top. So you can feed them up there. This is funny because I have to look up at the air one. No, we gotta hide. I'm pushing seven foot, which is crazy because I can only see the underside, which is wild. Honestly, this tank, it needs some life to it because there's just so much room and not much fish. You know what we should put in here? I'm not getting a red tail. Okay. I wasn't going to say that. I was going to say Goliath tiger fish. Oh, that's a good one. That's a good one. See, you look like you could be convinced on that one. I had one in a dive. All right. Nevermind. It's like that big. Yeah. Yeah. Those were also, yeah. What I do like though, I like, can you leave him there? No. Oh, calm down. No. I can't do that. I love that thing. I have them all over my couch. So when people come in, there's like 30 of them. Where's the thing that we're taking to the warehouse? That's in the garage. Oh, we got more? The garage is quarantined and he was a bully. He was bullying him when he was a little smaller. So I was like, yeah, he's the- Oh, what the, where did you come from? Yeah. There you go. Holy. Well, look at this. Did you name him yet? Jack Frost. And he's slim shaker. You know, I'm over here like pointing at the belly. He's over here pointing, you know, like directly at the fish. Dude, I like this guy. Are you going to get another tank? I need another house. All right. No, that'll, that'll, yeah. That's another way. I guess that's another option. Get a way bigger tank. When he gets huge. All right. I got to see this gourami. Okay. All right. I am with 100% certainty. He, he's a feeder fish in that tank. You know how big those fish are? But we have a tank at the warehouse for him. Oh yeah. I would say six out of the nine fish in there would eat them. Our gourami will eat this gourami. Because our gourami is that big. You're lying. Oh no, bro. Wait till you, I'm telling you, it's crazy. What we can do is we can grow him and put him in there. We have a tank there. Trying to put in a relative size of how big the fish versus the tank, but it's huge. Dude, the tank's 15 feet. You gotta, you gotta walk like, it takes a second. Dude, it's big. Oh, it's so big that we split it off for some fish. I remember when we were sturgeon, we got like a, one of the diamond sturgeon. Yeah. And the sturgeon was getting eaten. The sturgeon was getting eaten. Full-size sturgeon. So we had to section it off in an egg crate. Wow. This level is ----. Wow. This level is ----. So, but this, this guy is going to be great. What is our tarpon? Wait, you have a gourami that would eat this gourami. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, bro. I don't think the platinum redtail would eat him. The big redtail would eat him. I can't do redtails. Both the peacocks. They are mean. They just eat everything. They just eat everything. You know, our redtail ate the biggest pleco I ever had in my life. It was about that big and he ate it. I thought it was very strong. I didn't think that was possible. That's actually insane. But no, this would be great. He is mean. He will get put in his place. But then I put him in with the, with the big, big boys and he got it. So I'm like, yeah, he's just, there's no place for him. Yeah. We have a flower horn. That's the size of him. His head is the size of him. His head is giant. It's full of, it's full of zesty bites. Yeah. Dog. I remember when I got a package from zesty bites and it was like something, something big daddy. Yeah. My girl was like, who the **** is this? I didn't mean to do that. I was like, babe, I have no clue. I don't know who it was. And I saw him in a video. I said, Oh, I did that. I didn't even think about that. I forgot about that. The first one I did send it as big daddy and she opened it before I even got here. And she was like, so who's calling you big daddy? What do you mean? I, uh, you, you are You want me to palm him? You like that? I don't like that. I personally want this. I need to do the good old fashioned suction method. Do you have a pipe? I'm good at this. Is it out here or is it inside? I think when I might be able to take it. Get off this man's garage. That is way too big for you. No, it's not. This isn't too big for me. I got it. Was that the right bucket you're supposed to be? That looks like his detailing bucket. No, no, no. Sometimes you need the cash man. Got a little something right under your eye. I do. Yeah. There you go. Thank you. All right. You'll be having that. I mean, I don't have to use one, but you said you bare handed. Oh, now you got to do it. You gotta do it. Is that okay? Yep. I'm going to get out of slash distance. No, no, I'm going to get in. Nope. Don't do it. It's an ego take now. Bro, it's the wildest thing you'll ever see. All right. That'll be 6,800. All right. I'm Saul. I know a fish store that has a brackish water bumblebee grouper. All right. Your pet fish. Damn. That's wild. That was good. I know what I'm doing. Yeah. He's getting fed to the dogs. No, no, no, no, no. This is great. I've never seen Derek film a YouTube video. Normally, I just see him posterizing people in the NBA. This is new. Since he gave you a fish, now you got to give him a fish. No. Really quick. I know we're midway into the video, but we do have a sponsor. Boys and girls, everyone can catch fish when everything goes right, but the difference shows when things start to go wrong. One moment. That's a pig. When the knot gets tested, when the equipment gets tested, if you finally hook the fish, you have been chasing all day. Lucas, that's when you find out if you were prepared or not. The things that matter most are usually not the things you tend to think about every day. They're the things that normally show up when the pressure is on. Lucas, oh my lanta. 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If you guys have a claim, you can go to forthepeople.com slash fin, and you can find that right below in the description. Thank you Morgan & Morgan for sponsoring today's video. Oh, and I forgot to mention, their fee is free unless you win. I feel like that's one you got to throw in there. Thank you guys for sponsoring today's video. I'll see you in a sec. Okay, so Derek's not here yet, but as you guys know, this is going to go down as one of the greatest moments of my life. I have been training. I have been putting in the hours, the work, everything necessary. Vince, I know you think it's possible. I, for the first time ever, am going to 1v1 an active NBA player, and the only NBA player that has a longer wingspan than Wemby himself. A 7'8 wingspan. I'm going to pull up. I'm going to hit a Hezzy. Dude, the foreshadowing you just did. I don't know what to do. Tell me how stupid your strategy was. All right, come on. I'll show you. All right, you got to be the defender. All right. Dude, you just got to pull up immediately. Yes! Give me that! No! It was hard on Vince. Dude, this isn't good. This isn't good because I have no form when I'm so rushed. I think I'm cooking him in a game of peg wash. You look nervous, bro. Holy huge. He's bigger than his truck. Good to see you. Good to see you as well. Long time no see. I like that shirt. I know. You've seen it before, right? It's a nice one. Very nice. This is hilarious. You got to shop for every flavor. Which one's your favorite? What's my favorite flavor? Yeah. That's a hard question. I like this one, bro. Raspberry is gas. Give me a little powder. Go back. How are you feeling? That's nice. It's got a few side effects. What's the side effects? Relatively soon, you'll be out of line. It's not. I don't make the rules. You make the product. Yes, you do. Okay, if you think about it like that, it's not a fair point. How old is this fish? I don't know. That is humongous. Yeah. That's the biggest flower horn I've ever laid eyes on. You like them? Yeah. How old is it? You got a chair? If you got a chair, just imagine seeing the top of everything. Yeah. Let me try. Everything. This is everything? Yeah. So you could feed them from the top. How's that go? I can't get the glass. Oh, all right. That's not cool. Okay. Holy hell. These are cats. What are you doing? Get a warehouse. He's like, I need a warehouse. Let me just go find one. Oh, oh, wait. I want to try. No, that's it. Only way you can get the same shot right here. One try. Let her fly. Holy mother. Holy. Dude, the gourami is awesome. I know, dude. Look at that chin. Oh, and they all like, oh, yeah, you got food, huh? You got food. Oh, brother. Dialed. I can't do it. I can't do these two, man. I mean, you could. No, they eat everything. But look how cool they are. They eat everything. That is true. That's why this guy's over here. That's a beautiful fish. He has the red tail. Try to eat him too. You got to end up like moving it like that. Hey, great group of guys, man. Oh, I don't know a lot. He's like a human mountain. Yeah, dude, it's wild. He'll eat crawfish, like everything. How do you feed them? You got to get all the way up on there. Oh, you got a whole staircase over here. This thing's like a legit, like you can walk along the tank. That's insane. Bro, straight up, like that's two and a half inches thick. Oh, you got to fly river too. We drove him from Florida. Love driving. You know, I really don't. Dog, these fish are huge. Bro, and they're like, we just got them. So they're like kind of babies to us. Wait, so this thing ate a pleco bigger than that. Yeah, bigger than that. So why is he jumping? He stays right there. I think he might be dead. Nah, he ain't dead. He ain't dead. Well, I've seen a couple of dead plecos at my house. We could flashback two weeks ago. He was still there. I've never seen him move, but I think he just acts like he's frozen. Holy ----. They make that noise, right? Yeah, yeah. No, it's crazy. When I caught him in the Amazon, that's all they do, bro. Amazon? Yeah. Okay, there he is. That's it right there. Oh my goodness. That's the fish. That's what we wanted to catch. Oh, look at that. Look at that. That's crazy. Oh my goodness. No way. Oh my gosh. Let me hold him up for you. Bro, this is the coolest fish ever. That's a river monster. That's a legit, authentic river monster from the Amazon. Look, he's speaking. I don't know what language this is. You didn't come back with no freaking disease, huh? From the Congo. Yeah, I did. Bad, bro. Where are you going? Six feet. No, bro, the Congo is crazy. We were there during the third worst Ebola outbreak of all time. The flying tigerfish I sent you? That's where I caught it. How do you go water chain? Normally, you know how I did the suck thing earlier? Same concept. That's what I had to do. There's a big tube. This is pretty much a full tour. We got a loft over there. This is something special. Let's just turn the camera over there and see a number 30 jersey from way under. Is it signed? No, but I do have some one-on-one cards. I've got some. Would you want a signed jersey? Yes, bro. I mean, Brinson would actually cry. I don't think you get almost Brinson like that. Okay, you actually get to meet him. What are you doing? I'm going to act cool. I'm probably going to cry, though. Yo, you're one of a kind. Greatest point guard of all time. You need a game winner on me. I rolled the clip. Yeah. Yeah, we started. Oh, my fault. I was talking about how good you were. And then you just had to leave. He did show you posterizing a few people, you know. Because you're the only person with a wingspan that long. So, you know. But you had to put Curry. We ain't going back. I put some other things. I got something for you. Don't worry. All right. Let me see from your point of view real quick. You can't even see them. You can't see the back. All right. Okay, okay. Oh, I got that. No form involved. But I got it. Give it a prayer. It's hard, man. All right. With the size of him, it's not fair. No, I was envisioning him. I was envisioning him still. That's the problem. Oh, there goes the flower. I don't know if Rasheed's going to be meeting ever again. Now that that flower horn's with him. Bro, he's not that big. He looks like a complete beast. He does look tiny, bro. When you sent me the video of him, I was like, oh, that's a good size. He might be able to go in there. Dude, he's like a little coy. That's wild. Okay, we actually ended up filming a little bit more with Derek. But that's at the end of this video. And now it is time to throw you guys back to about two and a half weeks ago when we were in Florida. And all of this stuff went down. It's funny because this will be two different videos. So we'll cut it and put it in another one. So this is all. When you guys saw this here before, this is now the other video. But we're still here. We just never told you that we got a raccoon. Oh my gosh, honey. That is the greatest thing I've ever seen. Thank you so much. Just goes right in. Oh my goodness. Perfect. Thank you so much. Yeah, I have a, do you guys know what a fly river turtle is? I've seen them, but I've never. Super rare. Fully aquatic. I have one in the bed of the truck. It's in a cooler. I can't believe this. My Beyonce is going to freak out. Little princess in there. All right, sweet girl. Dude, she's like, she knew what the cage was. She just walked right in. It's like, I'm going to go to bed now. We'll figure out where we arrived. How long do you think that she's going to last in this cage with you? She's going to be up front with us in just a minute. Did you just get a blonde raccoon? What the, what the, what the. Christine is going to freak out. No, no, no, no. I'm telling you right now. So we see this on Paul's story, right? Paul came here and he was like, man, the one thing I wanted was that blonde raccoon, but he's not selling it. And after having a nice, long, good conversation with him, he was like, you know what? I'll tell, let me ask my wife. And his wife liked us too. Danny was great. The family was awesome. Very, very nice people. And he really cares a lot about his animals, which you never see captive bred raccoon, especially a blonde one. What? That's litter box trained and can live in the house. You cute little freaking princess. She wants out of her cage. She does. She wants to come hang out with us so bad. Well, Christina has no idea that there's a blonde raccoon in here. No clue. No way you got it. I thought you said he hang up. Wait, how did you get it? She's so nice too. Let her loose. Oh my gosh. Junkie. You're junkie. I was looking at raccoon videos all day today. She's so sweet. She's like the sweetest thing ever. Oh my God. This is insane. Hello. They get along with Cotamundi's like best friend. I can't believe we're holding a raccoon. Look how sweet she is. Very rare, incredibly rare stuff, right? You got a friend. The other Cotamundi, like we had to take her back because she was so mean to Maggie. Maggie's tiny. Luckily, this raccoon lived next to a Cotamundi. So they were technically in the same family. Yeah, they were in the same family. So they're going to get along so good. We never film feeding these guys and it is, it's early for them. It is super early. Magnesaurus is up there staring at us right now, but we also got to feed the goats. All right, LeBron. There we go. Boys and girls, we have a new edition. I can't believe I'm saying this, but it is my favorite edition that we have probably ever added. I'm so happy because this isn't normal. Like it's not like just some random wild raccoon. One, it is not a regular raccoon. This is a completely blonde raccoon. Very different from normal. Finally, she gets along with Maggie because the other Cotamundi that we brought was not getting along with Maggie at all. All right. Okay. Oh, Maggie is gone. But the raccoon is above us. She is sitting right up there. Baby girl. Honey. Good morning. The fan is blowing right on her. Sweetheart. Sweetie, come here. Come here. What are you doing? Hi, baby girl. Good morning. She just woke up. Aren't they nocturnal? Yeah, she's dayturnal though. Completely different. Like I said, not a normal raccoon. What are you doing? She shakes off like a dog. No, it's literally a dog. It's literally a dog. Oh my gosh. Not only is it a dog, it's a princess. Dude, she loves people. She loves people. It's a little, actually not little, gigantic blonde raccoon. What's her name? Lipstick. Like I said, Lipstick grew up in a petting zoo. We actually didn't drive her back. There was actually a whole process on getting her back here that we had to go through and work with Josh. But she and Maggie are best friends. What is she looking at? I don't know. What's going on? What are you looking at? What is she looking at? I have no idea. I think she just woke up. So she's very confused. Watch. Lipstick, it's okay. There you go, baby. I mean, it just looks like a freaking pillow when you put it down. She is the fattest animal that size I have ever seen. When she runs, her fat catches up with her. So she almost front flips from the propulsion of her weight. I love her. Maggie and her get along so well, which is one of the most important parts to me. We just need to give her a bath. That's important. But with lipstick, there was so much that actually went into getting her, not just picking her up. She's already been to Josh's. We had to do a bunch of stuff there. She's like I said, she's not normal. She's not a wild raccoon. This is like a captive bred animal that was in a petting zoo. Yeah, she's been captive since she was a baby. Yeah, since she was literally a baby. So all she knows is people. And this is a giant enclosure, and she loves it. That little house up there. Oh, my gosh. All she does is sleep. She's a professional at sleeping when she's here. Oh, there goes Maggie right there. That's going to be hard to get her down. When you hold her, this is normally what she looks like. Look at her. She looks so confused. Why is her arm like that? She's holding me. She's nervous. Oh, baby girl. It's like she's like, keep your distance. You keep trying to kiss me. Are you in the sink? I was like, what am I waiting? This is her first bath. From what I've seen, she loves water. Okay, all right. Lipstick might not. You wouldn't think a raccoon loves water, but every time she just goes inside the water So I think a shower shouldn't be that difficult. Thank you. She's doing really good right now. She's just really trying to figure out how to get out. She made it out. And I feel like she did a really good job. Isn't that right? She looks like a bear. If you had turned a bear white and then shrunk it, that's what lipstick looks like. Oh my gosh. She is all clean. That was the first bath she's ever got with us. She got bathed with flea and tick stuff. So if there's anything on her, she's good. But this is one of my favorite things we've ever. I mean, we got to do a lipstick shirt. Like, I mean, talk about a mascot. Are we taking lipstick to the Trinity? Yeah. She's harness trained. Literally, she walks on a harness lane. Look at her. Look at how she's laying. It's the funniest rat. I mean, you can obviously tell it came from a petting zoo. She's laying upside down and she doesn't know what to do. Lipstick. Right side up, sweetie. There we go. That's it. I guess I absolutely, absolutely love this thing. We needed Maggie to have a friend. She didn't have a friend. Maggie's actually somewhere in the forest over here. I'll find her in a minute. It's about to stop being 110 degrees outside. So we're going to completely change this entire area. It's going to look wild back here. All these enclosures are going to come out so good. The gigantic pond that's going to be down here. The build. I mean, I don't want to spoil it. Lipstick is going to have the time of her life. I love the two animals we have. Like, Codamone and Lipstick. We let them out. While we're feeding everything, we let them out. They play in the trees. They don't go anywhere. They're way too scared to go past the fence or anything like that. It's not like when they run away, you can't catch them. If you walk over, you can pick them right back up. Maggie has a friend. The blonde raccoon. Of course, you get something rare like this. Vincent, where do you find a blonde raccoon? I don't know how I convinced him. Paul wanted her so bad. But the day that Paul went, he wasn't thinking about selling her. We talked about it for a while. And he was just the nicest guy. Then Josh helped you out a lot. Yeah. And then Josh helped out with the whole process because there's so much stuff that goes behind, especially a raccoon. So we got that done. And she is officially here. He was wondering how we were going to do the outro. And I was like, hey. It's good to see you, man. Good to see you as well. And, you know, don't let the height difference steer you away. We're really close. I'm sorry. I got it. I got to get right though. Friendship for sure. Friendship. Maybe not in height. Gosh, dude. I'm in. That's crazy, bro. That's insane, man. I've never had that done to me ever. That's insane. Look at this. Yeah, I feel violated, bro. Derek brought us a new Garami. It's in the tank. We have lipstick. You guys saw that. I don't know what we're doing next. We're getting on a flight tomorrow. I clicked the subscribe button. I love you guys. Don't forget, you can win a boat right now. All you got to do is go to zestysnacks.com. Literally create your own subscription, build your bundle. You can win a boat. It's a boat. If you don't want the boat, you can pick cash. It's so simple. And we hand deliver it. I will get Paul, Jake one and I in a car and we'll drive it to you. As long as you're not in Hawaii or Alaska, you're not going to get the boat. But I love you guys. Thanks for watching. And Derek's new channel is officially here. Catch you on the next episode of Fnatic. Peace. Sounds like a literal boat motor. We gotta go. Where you put them? Put them in this side. Y'all saw that too. Y'all saw that. We kept it. Me, you were just off rhythm. I'm good. Don't break it. Uh-oh. Incoming competition. He's here. No. I'll steal a mic from you. Thank you, sir. So myself mic'd up. Does this mic catch everything that y'all like? It's the best thing. I'll send you links to everything. I'm just going to be stealing ideas from you. Yep. No, that's fine. No copyright. Are you in this? I was like, where did I wait? Did I see that wrong? Well, on a good day, I'm about an inch shorter than him with about three inch less of a wingspan. On a bad day, I'm about three feet shorter than him with about four feet shorter of a wingspan. Today happens to be a bad day. Oh, look at you. Better audio.