Dalton Memel Claims CPS Was Called on Him Amid Divorce Drama

Well, somebody called CPS on me. Now listen, you son of a b****, this is the second time you've done this in three weeks. It's getting a little old. Now, it is getting a little suspicious that the only time people call CPS on me is when I have my son and I put him in a video. I mean, all I did was take him to the doctor and then take him to see my mother. Is that a reason to call CPS? Bubby, who do you think's calling CPS on us? Probably a jealous hater that wants to be you, Dalton. Yeah, you're probably right about that. Hell, it's probably the same people doing all the wellness checks. Last time the cops were here doing a wellness check, the dude told me they've had over 100 calls from people all over the country checking on me. Bubby and I do appreciate that, but I'm doing good. In fact, today's been one of the better days I've had in a while, besides the CPS deal. Why, you ask? Because I've gotten over 300 applications turned in for the vacant bodyguard position. It's starting to feel a lot safer already. And since we had such a big turnout for the bodyguard position, we're going to fill some other roles too. We're going to need a nanny for sure. I'm also going to need a manager. And we can't forget about a chef. And the most important thing, an assistant. And it really is the most important thing because it's going to be a lot to assist me. I have ADHD and a lot of other mental health problems. I'm only saying that because a lot of people are saying I'm a narcissist. Can you believe that? Does this look like the face of a narcissist? I don't think so. Anyways, if any of those positions interest you, just send me a message on whatever app you're watching this on and I'll get back to you. Oh, one more thing. I will only be hiring women, okay? Everybody saw what happened the last time I hired a man to do a woman's job. He got a little too emotionally invested for my liking. Just kidding. You don't need to make any threatening videos where you're screaming at me and getting all out of breath and ----, all right? It's just a joke. Ooh, sad. Stay positive, remember? I'm just kidding. It is completely normal for the help to defend their boss's honor. Seen it a million times. Alrighty, well, if any of those jobs interest you, give me a holler. Got pretty good benefits, great pay. We'll have a really good time, I can tell you that much. Everybody have a great day. Oh, but don't be getting too emotionally involved with me, all right? I'm not about that life. Professional. Unless you're like a really hot goth girl and you're like the security guard or whatever, then I might get a little bit emotionally involved.