Digger • final trailer

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it, we're in a tight spot. Now do me a favor, imagine they're one of those people who think that Digger Rockwell is Satan himself. Now what are some of the harshest attacks I can expect from those folks who think that I'm a scum of the earth? Well those folks might uh say that... I wasn't expecting that. Mr. President, 55 minutes ago my company informed me of the explosion on our rig causing massive water displacement and triggering a tsunami. Well let's estimate casualties in the hundreds of thousands. Now Digger here got us into this mess and Digger's gonna dig us out. What the hell is that? That thing is huge. Of course they all heap the blame on me. You just drowned half the damn continent, what the **** you're gonna do, double down? Sir Rockwell is a man who would roast our children alive if he thought he could sell them for a dime. What would happen if I stopped drilling? You'd starve, you'd freeze to death, that's what. **** you, I don't care, go on, fill them away. Before you officially fire me or kill me, there's something I have to brief you on. You have people who do that for me, that joking, sorta. It's ridiculous and it's scary. It's funny and it's stupid. It's a lot of fun to watch. I'm the one who's gonna keep us all from sinking into chaos. You're gonna save the world. Let's bomb the ---- out of her, Mr. President. I got a tomahawk so accurate it can shoot the tits off a Russian ballerina from halfway around the world. Please, there are women present.