Lesson By Bait
Oct 6, 2026
Isn't this a line so strong?
Isn't this a worm that swarms?
To the moral now we come, you'll see the point if you're not dumb.
Isn't this a hook so sharp?
Yes, that is a hook so sharp.
Isn't this a frying pan?
Isn't this gracious frying pan?
Fish and coals, beer and wine,
Limes and slurps, worms and worms,
Hooks so sharp and frying pan.
Don't forget what you've been taught.
If you play hooky, you'll get caught.
Come here.
What's this?
Now stay in the classroom because you know your lesson.
No more pencils, no more books,
No more teacher's sassy look.
What do you say, hooky?
What do you say, play a little hooky?
Little cutie pie.
Take it away!
Hey, watch it, that's mine.
Hey, hey, cut it out.
I get it.
Hey!
Fish and coals, beer and wine,
Limes and slurps, worms and worms,
Hooks so sharp and frying pan.
I'll be a good little fish and I'll never do it again.

