Harry & Meghan's Uk homecoming Disaster: She's leaving, he's never home & Charles won't call

Meghan is heading back to Montecito early, and Harry's staying behind with the kids. Is this the new normal for the Sussexes, tag-team parenting from two continents?

On this Royals Recap, Paula Froelich is joined by the Daily Mail's Alison Boshoff to break down why Harry and Meghan's big return to the UK seems to be going wrong. They get into the "hostage video" kitchen shoot on a stove that isn't even on, Meghan's As Ever advent calendar going head to head with Buckingham Palace's (at four times the price), and the dueling holiday hampers. They also cover Harry calling himself a stay-at-home dad when he's rarely home, and Archie and Lilibet changing schools twice in a few weeks. And is King Charles even taking Harry's calls?

Plus: Harry's ex Chelsy Davy posts a picture-perfect family life in Africa, Clarkson country gives Meghan the cold shoulder, and Alison asks whether Harry's Diana documentary is "mission impossible." Why may William and Kate's silence be the sweetest revenge of all?