Kirk (Jay Baruchel) introduces Molly (Alice Eve) to his family. When Kirk’s brother, Dylan (Kyle Bornheimer) asks Molly to join him in the pool, Molly reveals that she can’t do that because she isn’t wearing any underwear.
Movie Description: Kirk is an average Joe who works as a TSA agent at the Pittsburgh airport with his friends. The status quo of his fairly monotonous life ends when he meets Molly, a smart, kind and gorgeous blonde. Because she's way out of his league (she's a hard 10 and he is but a 5), Kirk knows there's no way on earth she's ever going to fall for him. Or is there...?
A chaotic family gathering introduces Molly, Kirk's new girlfriend, to his eccentric relatives. The meeting is marked by crude humor, tension between Kirk and his brother Dylan, and awkward social interactions, culminating in a competitive game of hockey between the brothers.
So, Ron, you're here. That means that, uh...
Aw, yeah! Who wants it? Who wants it? Who wants it?
I'll show it! I'll show it!
Aw, yeah!
Woo!
Hey, Kurt.
Hi there. Um, everybody, this is Molly.
Molly's is everybody, uh, and my brother, Dylan,
is fiancee Debbie, and, uh, my Barney and Ron.
Hey, everybody!
This is when you say hi,
Molly.
Who are you?
She's Molly.
Why is she here?
Came with me.
You hit her car or something?
Jesus, no, but thank you for asking.
Are you a social worker?
Nope.
Aw, ----, are we being evicted?
No.
Are you a hooker?
Dylan.
Or a prostitute, I mean?
Oh, my God.
No, Kirk and I were having dinner the other night,
and he said he was getting together with his family,
and it's been a while since I had a family dinner,
so I don't know, I hope you guys don't mind,
but I just invited myself along.
Well, come on in for a dip, girl!
Yeah!
Oh, no, you know what?
I don't even have a bathing suit.
------- wear your underwear.
Yeah.
It's just like a bikini. It covers all the good ----.
Yeah, underwear is fine.
Run!
It's like what they did in the old days.
Underwear would be fine.
If I were wearing any.
I'm
coming!
Oh, boy.
Up to you.
You sure you want another one, Dad?
What are you, my sponsor?
Hit me.
Ron, honey, you know, I never complimented you on your sweater vest.
It's something.
Think, if you just apologize to Leroy, he'll take you back.
Now, screw him.
Anyways, I already got a foolproof moneymaker on the way.
You're really gonna want to pay attention to this.
I know how to make any car into a convertible in 15 minutes.
Wow.
Yeah.
You know why?
No.
Two words.
Global warming.
Uh, actually, Dylan, according to the day after tomorrow,
the film, the Earth actually gets colder.
What's up?
What are you?
You, uh, what, you want me to help you with the...
Oh, **** it.
Are you seriously not wearing any underwear?
Sure.
Deb, we're all thinking it.
If you want to plan an exit strategy
or leave right now, I won't be offended.
No, I'm not going anywhere.
What do you do?
I'm an event planner.
See?
That's the business to get into.
That's using your head.
Thank you, Dylan.
No, I ain't for it.
I mean, you book a band, blow up a few balloons,
people pay out the ass for that ----, don't they?
Yeah, they do.
So, Deb and I
are getting
hitched?
Uh-huh.
How much cash do you pocket for a wedding job?
Dylan, is any of this striking or is it inappropriate?
We're just making conversation.
Don't get your panties in a wad, Kirk. Jesus.
No, it's fine. A lot of factors affect the cost of a wedding.
Check it out. We got about a hundred peeps coming.
We're doing a whole NASCAR theme in Vegas.
I'm gonna get this kick-ass dress made out
of actual checkered flags, like, real tight.
And then Dylan's going to be in a wicked orange tux
with a Home Depot logo on the back.
What's up?
Right?
Right?
You've probably never seen anything like that, huh?
You don't even know?
Yeah.
What's the damage on something like that?
My base fee is $15,000, so 100 people, I mean,
I'd ballpark that somewhere around $50,000.
**** you.
**** you.
What?
**** you.
**** you.
**** you.
**** you.
****.
That's a lot of 15-minute convertibles, isn't it, Dylan?
Wait, so you you you make a pretty comfortable living
on sometimes like you got your head on right and you don't do underwear
How are you doing with numb nuts here?
That's a fair question
Molly I am so sorry. It's fine. You know um I mean
No, he makes me laugh um he doesn't try and impress me and
I can just be me
Hey, Kurt makes you laugh? You a comedian?
I didn't know. Hey, tell us a joke there, Sinbad.
I totally understand what you're talking about, Molly.
It's the curse of being an attractive woman.
I mean, men are always putting us on a pedestal,
expecting us to be something that we're not.
Us? Come on, let me get real.
Okay, you know, Molly, we are taking a big family trip out
to Branson on the 31st, and I think you two should come.
I think you're wrong.
I don't think that's a very good idea.
Oh, yeah, definitely. You should come.
We don't have enough room.
We've got a show.
Kenny Rogers got his own theater.
We'll get a ticket. I'll get your ticket.
Branson's small.
Branson's a big place.
Shut up.
Can we go?
Yes, you're welcome.
Okay, well, I'll see what I can do.
Yay!
I'm sorry.
You're so...
All right, relax.
Molly, I think there's something you should know.
Kirk and I used to be lovers.
If you stay with him long enough, he'll give you one of these.
For free.
Thank you, Dylan. That's mine. It's for my earrings.
Kirk, you look really good.
Thank you. You look really...
It was fantastic meeting you.
Oh, you too.
You're so special,
and God, that'd be great.
Later, Pirate.
Yeah. Bye, Pirate.
Aw, come on, Molly. You're a guest here.
You really don't have to do that.
I don't mind.
You ready? You and me? Downstairs, slap shot regatta.
Man, Dylan, we're not children anymore. Do we really have to do this?
Mom!
Kirk, honey, go play with your brother. We need some girl time.
Yeah, you promised so pad up chicken ----.
I'll see you down there. Hey, let's do this
That was lucky you never saw it, but he stopped it.
Oh, well you think you're mr. Hot ---- now your new chick
I know maybe I'm just a bit lucky tonight
Yeah, better than me. I'm taking a look around all
these trophies. Say doing better
First place, first place, MVP. Don't think I'm better than you.
I never said that and yeah, maybe mom
Holly's a little better looking than I am.
A little? Are you shitting me?
Okay, I think we can all agree that Debbie here is one wicked hot box.
Thanks, Beverly.
And this chick of yours makes her look like a pig.
You're an asshole, Dylan!
See? This girlfriend of yours is already starting to ----.
Do you need help,
Mom?
What's that?
Ow!
What is that?
No ties
in hockey
as there are no
ties in life.
Last shot when it takes all.