Ashland Oregon Halloween Parade 2026

Hello dear audience, today I'm walking in the Ashland Halloween parade, oh it's so much fun, I wish you could be here, look at all the people everywhere around, oh it's just wonderful here, oh look at all these wonderful costumes, everywhere you look dear, isn't it beautiful, oh look who's behind me, say hello, oh. Oh yes, it's so wonderful to be here in Ashland today for the halloween parade. All right. Look at all the people over here. It's so much fun today. It's so much fun! Oh yes dear, isn't it? It's great! Hello! How are you today? Pretty good. Better now that I've seen you. Oh yes, thank you so much dear. Isn't it fun? Everyone. Let's look at everyone out here. Hello, everyone. Hello. I'm so glad that I'm your favorite, dear. Oh, that's wonderful. And I must say, you all look so beautiful. Thank you. Oh, my God. I'm making you cry with makeup off. Okay. Oh, you know, at my age, I crack a lot of makeup here. Oh, I crack more than that, you know. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes they have some rather interesting cracks but I won't talk about that right now. Well, But I'm having having such a nice time here. Such a nice time! I'm tired. Look at all the people everywhere! Oh isn't that nice! What do we have here? Oh, yes. Two years ago, right? So many fun people here today. It's really sunny. Oh, I'm just having such a wonderful time. Such a wonderful time, yes. Oh, it's so much fun here. Oh my god. Hello. Hello, everyone. Oh look at you. You're so beautiful. You're so precious! Oh you're precious dear. You're just precious. And he's the producer of them all. You look very lovely dear. Cheers. You look lovely. Hello there. Hello. Thank you dear. Hello everyone. Hello. Hello, it's nice to see you everybody, lovely to see you all here today. Oh lovely, beautiful I say, place. Oh look at that, yes, wonderful time here, everyone's having a good time. Oh yes, what do we have back here? Good morning. Good to see you. Bye. Thank you. Are you looking a wee bit scruffy there dear? Mrs. Doubtfire? Oh yes. Might be time for a shave, eh? Oh dear. And who's your little friend here? Yes, Bonnie. This is the bunny. The bunny. The bunny. Not just anybody, but the bunny. No, it's the bunny. For my daughter. When I get off this goddamned airplane. Yes, dear. Well, you know. You might be kicked off United with that attitude. I don't know what's happening. This is going on the news. This is going on the news. This is going on the news. This is going on the news. This is going on the news. This is going on the news. This is going on the news. This is going on the news. You don't recognize? That's a weatherman from the news. This is going on the news. This is going on the news. I'm the undercover weatherman, dear. This is going on the news. This is going on the news. This is going on the news. Oh, are you? Well, maybe, maybe not. Maybe not. We'll never know. You'll never know. You'll never know. I know. Who do we have here? Oh my god. There are more people everywhere. Look at all these people here. Thank you. They're everywhere. Look at all the costumes. Oh, it's so fun. Thank you. Oh, I'm doing well. Mrs. Doubtfire, yes? Yes, dear. Oh, Mrs. Doubtfire. Hold on. Oh, hello. Hello there, dear. Hello. Oh, it's lovely to see you out here today. Nice to meet you. Oh, it's lovely to meet you, dear. Yeah, I think it's important. Oh, yes. Are we having fun? Oh, we are. Are you having fun today? Oh, I'm having a lovely time. We found our way off the island, so we're ecstatic. Oh, you found a way off the island? Yeah, Gilligan's Island. Yes, and what is that way? I do know that show, dear. It's a secret. Oh, it's a secret? It's a fantastic secret. Okay, alright then. Well, it's so nice to see you here. Gilligan says hi. Oh, when you see Gilligan and the skipper, will you say that I said hello? Yes. I don't know if they'll remember me, but... That's right. You have to meet Mrs. Doubtfire. Hello there! Oh yes. Hello. Oh, we have the Mouseketeers. Yes. See you really soon. Why? Because we like you. That's right. Yes. Oh, it's so fun. Well, peace out. Ouch. All right, I'll see you. Bye. See you. Bye. Bye. Look at that. I love you. Yeah? OK. All right. Bye, guys. Hello. OK. Oh, you look like you, uh, you know Bubba Gump. Oh yes. I'll text you later. Michelle's getting us at five. I don't know if I'm going to. I'll probably see you guys again. Hello dear. What? I'll find us. Okay. Oh you're here. Okay. Shit. Miss Stoutfire. Miss Stoutfire. Yes. I'm trying to find your mom. Mrs. Stoutfire here. Yes. Hello. Okay. Excuse me. Okay, are you ready? Thank you. Oh, look at that gentleman, he's got a pony here. Oh, that's so cute. Look at her Elsa dress. You're very hard to read. That's so fun! Wow, congratulations! That's so fun. She rode a little white unicorn named Orlando. Yeah, that's fun. I love that you're like actually rocking the harness. You're like making the face. Hello. How are you today? Hello, Mrs. Doubtfire. Hello, dear. Oh, it's so lovely to see you here. It's so lovely to see you, too. Oh, I see. I know. It was good. I feel like part of the experience for me was how unruly and kind of mentally unfriendly I was. I was like, yeah, you're with a little girl, and you're like, oh my gosh, and I didn't know how to do this experience, but like, in a way, that was part of the experience. Hello! It's like a hairy plop on your camera. What's that? A hairy plop on your camera. Oh, yes, it's a... Eyebrow? Muffler. Oh, wait. Yes, dear. There you go. Okay. That's right. That's right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I can't wait for them all! Thank you. I see sharks! Thank you. Sharks? Yes, dear. Everyone should be like Dolly, shouldn't they, dear? Be like Dolly. Be like Dolly. Oh, yes, or Mrs. Doughty. Oh, it's so good. It's so wonderful. Oh, thank you, dear. I love you, ladies. You're beautiful. Thank you. Thank you. Have a lovely day. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween. It's Halloween. Hello, hello dear, hello. Hello. Well, I'm so glad you could come here and see the Ashland Halloween Parade with me. It's lovely to see you here, so don't forget to come back and check out the Rockhopper Adventures for more fun and new things. Oh, look over here!