Classic Cartoon Legends - Episode 18

I will not pay you the money. There, there, it's in the script. Don't get excited, it's in the script. Pay me the $50,000, or I shall foreclose the mortgage. You wrote it? I will not pay you the money. I'll knock your... Are you sure it says anything about hitting a fat boy? Good morning. Come on, pay me the... Pay me the... What, Juicy King? What's the matter with you? Thank you. Pay me the $50,000 or I shall foreclose the mortgage, you rat. Hey, hey, where you going? Where you going? We're not through yet. That's all right. Stay away till the finish. But don't forget to come back. Guess what? What, Billy? What? Dad just bought me a real electric toy television camera. No kidding? Yeah, no kidding. And I got a great idea. We'll use the TV camera to fool those neighbors of mine, the Three Stooges. Well! So hurry up and get over here and bring your plastic space helmet. Okay, I'll be right there. Here I am. It took you so long. Boy, television is better than ever. Aha! Ah, not a nightingale. You are about to be sliced in two by my giant sawmill blade. How do you hurt a girl? Here comes handsome, brave me to the rescue. Hey, boy, go get him. Pigs up, nasty McDeedley. Over, Mr. Nightingale. Curses. You really know how to hurt a guy. Ha ha ha. Give it to him, hero. Smash him, you knucklehead. Watch where you're swinging. Uh, sorry. Okay, Billy, we're all set to broadcast to the Stooges' house. Stand by. Standing by. What's going on? Hey, I just oiled the set yesterday. Due to an invasion from Mars, the program has been temporarily interrupted. Invasion from Mars? We've been attacked. Help! I shall destroy your planet unless you do exactly as I ask. Hold me tight. I'm scared. Keep it up, Billy. You're doing great. Are you dunderheads ready to cooperate? Yes, sir. Yes, yes, yes. Aye, aye. Okay, Curly Joe. You go to the kitchen and get two gushy blueberry pies and make it snappy. Yes, your majesty. I'm back with the pies. Good. Now shove them in Larry and Moe's faces. Ha, ha, ha, ha. I like the invasion from Mars. I'd much prefer lemon meringue. Silence, you pie face. Here's your next assignment. Oh, no, you don't. I'm changing the channel. That. I sold a diamond ring to a duck. Did he pay you cash? No, I put it on his bill. Well, I'd rather go back to the Martians. I almost destroyed the world. Okay, Billy, give him a piece of resistance. As your final assignment, you must do a truckload of candy in the heart of... If you do that, we will not destroy the Earth, and we will leave peacefully. Yes, sir. 702 3 2nd Street? Yep. There they are now. Go answer the door. Hi, Mr. Martian. We got your candy. A whole truckloader's meant... Yes, sir, a whole truckload. It worked! Hey, you're not meant for Mars. You're just a little kid. Oop! Oop! It's bye-bye time. Bye-bye. Hey, Moe, the Martians are in the truck eating all the candy. Ha, ha, ha, don't worry. They're not Martians, just bad little boys. Come on out, you guys. I'm going to spank you. Those aren't kids. They're real Martians. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Let me see. Where was I? You forgot to pay me $50,000. Oh, then pay me the $50,000. Ha, ha, ha, ha. That's enough. I've taken all I'm going to take off of you, Moe. You are nothing but a little, squat, ugly bully. You think you're tough. You're showing off all the time, huh? I'm talking to you. You with the beetle haircut. You think you're tough here. There's the line. Step over the line, buddy boy. Step over it. Step over it. Come on. Thank you. Now you're on my side. All right.