Cardi and Claressa Wear the Same Outfit and Failed #cardib #claressashields #celebritynews

SpiritualWhistleblower
17 followers
Nov 3, 2026
How do you define stank without saying the word stank?
Let's try it again.
To the left we have Cardi B in the whites
and to the right we have Clarissa Shields in the black.
Both are the same jumpsuit okay on two different body types.
Both of them in my opinion look
******* stank.
Stank up the ass stank.
Give me a second
y'all I need a snack break.
I don't know, good and ******* hell well.
Well, we know what Clarissa was trying
to do because this is from last night
when she had her little stank-ass listening party
for that pathetic project,
that new song she put out.
You know, Papoose don't love her.
He caught himself writing all the Remy's rhymes.
Well, bitch, write this bitch a hit.
She need a hit.
Otherwise, nigga, you've been lying the whole time.
Because that was trash.
But I guess Clarissa says she's going to pop out and do what Cardi did.
And she went and bought the same jumpsuit as Cardi.
And she said, take this, bitches.
Ta-da.
Like I said, both of them look stank.
As far as Cardi goes, her ass is just nasty looking.
I don't know who told her.
Where are her friends at? That looks nasty.
She needs a reduction and Clarissa ain't got enough
back there and she's just bad body built.
To pull off a jumpsuit like this, you need a Coca-Cola
shape. First of all, small, tiny stomach,
nice back and a nice derriere, a nice ass,
Not a nasty, oversized BBL job.
So I'll give an example of whose body I
think would look great in this jumpsuit.
Definitely Bernice Burgos.
I want to say Joanne Chavez, who is following me.
Joanne, Joanne's body is sick.
Tiana Taylor, Lori Harvey, Megan Good.
See where I'm going with this.
You got to have a nice shape and a nice looking ass.
Everybody's BBL is not, I mean, some bitches BBLs look nasty.
Too big.
They don't know when to ******* stop.
And just poor Clarissa.
I want to know who the **** is styling her.
Who, you know, it's obviously that Pap is trying
to like mold her into a fake ass Remy Ma.
I don't know, a doppelganger, but it's not working.
Remy would look good in this.
Remy's body would be perfect for this,
this jumpsuit and Remy would put it on the right way.
Um, I, I, I, y'all, I'm, I just can't no more.
I can't.
But, um...
Both of them don't look good in this.
Cardi needs to get a reduction because it's just too big.
It's too nasty.
It's too in our faces.
And she thinks it's cute jiggling,
shaking and jiggling in people's faces.
It's nasty.
I'm sorry.
And Clarissa needs to, she needs to get some lipo.
I don't know.
She's gaining a lot of weight.
Is it me?
I guess after she gets done fighting, she starts eating again.
Maybe Pap is stressing her and she's eating more behind the scenes.
But I see the weight gain. I do.
And maybe when it's time for her to fight,
she gets serious and she loses the weight.
But girl, no. No to both of them.
