Democrats Are Up The River With No Paddle! Beto O’Rourke!

James Kaufman, World News Report Today, August 6, 2025. God bless you and yours, no matter where you are in the world. Please subscribe, give us a thumbs up, ring that bell for critical future updates. Attorney General Ken Paxton launches criminal investigation to better O'Rourke's funding runaway Democrats. Well, ladies and gentlemen, Attorney General Ken Paxton launched an investigation into Beto O'Rourke's Political Action Committee for Unlawfully Funding Runaway Democrats. It was reported this week that Beto O'Rourke's PAC funded the private plane that transported the Texas Democrat lawmakers to Illinois so that they could block GOP redistricting efforts. Y'all need to know who Beto O'Rourke is. We all need to know who Beto O'Rourke is. He's a grunge bassist for a heavy metal band who tricks some millionaire's daughter into, well, pregnancy. Let's put it the nice way. And actually, he's been arrested for fleeing the scene of a DWI accident where he was the cause, which is a felony. I don't know why he wasn't prosecuted. And also for two break-ins, i.e. break-in to people's homes. That's who Beto O'Rourke is. Let's take a look at him right now, shall we? Beto rocks out in sheeple costume. Enjoy it any way you can, ladies and gentlemen. This is the real deal. And by the way... The person that can't play any instruments or sings is always the bass guitarist. According to the Free Beacon, now we know Beto O'Rourke's Political Action Committee funded Texas Democrats' private jet to Illinois. That's right, state lawmakers in Texas make just $7,200 a year. A group of Democratic legislators spent roughly four times that amount. To take a private jet to Illinois in an attempt to block their Republican counterparts from passing a new congressional map. But they didn't have to worry about the price tag because Beto O'Rourke's daddy, well, daddy-in-law, picked up the tab. Officers at the scene of Beto O'Rourke's 1998 DWI crash say they believe he tried to flee the scene. Now, let's look at his, well, breaking arrests. Screen grab. Attempted forcible entry. Attempted burglary. It's his rap sheet, folks. He used to be under the jail, not living the life of luxury. Like they all seem to be. The facts are what the facts are. God bless. Please share, subscribe, and always remember. Anything's possible in Bizarro World. Ain't that right, Beto? Remember, I never forget and never forgive.