Does this mean I have rabies now?

Where? On a bit of wood. Oh yeah. Look at that. I'm not sure. It doesn't really want to be out in the day though, does it? All the old magpies and crows will get it. It's quite a big one, isn't it? That seems alright. It's good, isn't it? It's been somewhere dusty with spider's webs on its head. Can I hold it? It might bite if you hold it. Let's put him up here, shall we? There you go, lad. Yeah, how's that? Will he be able to fly? What if he falls? He'll not fall off. I think he will. He might fall off. Oh, catch him quick, Dad. He's stuck. Right, let's give him some bugs. Right, shall we get a net? Er, yes. Bug sucker thingy from the... Yeah, you go and get that and I'll try to find something. I spotted it out of Freya's window. Yeah, it was a good spot. I saw something climbing up the thing and I realised it was a bat. Right, lad. I'm going to go and get the net. I'm going to go and get the net. I'm going to go and get the net. I'm going to go and get the net. I'm going to go and get the net. Yeah, it was a good spot. I saw something climbing up the thing and I realised it was a bat. Just hold your horses. Hold your horses. There's no need for that. Here. Look. Here, here, here. Moth. There's a beetle down there. That would be better for him. Yeah. Oh, you're a climbing frame. Hooray! He's a good little spider. Oh, here, man. Oh, God. Oh, did you hear it? Did you hear that? Where's it gone? Go on. It's on your shoulder. Oh, Dad, it's climbing down your top. Should we get him? Is it? Well, it's wings down your top. It's foot's down the top, yeah, it's wings. James, do you want it... Whoa, look at his feet. Right, try and feed him that. Dad, he's, like, stuck in your top. Maybe he's a vampire. Oh, he's actually biting your top. Oh, my God, he is. I can feel it biting. Not the skin, but I can feel it biting the T-shirt. Maybe he's a vampire. Oh, he's... Oh, my God, he's actually put a vampire hole in it. Yeah, he has. I'm not even joking. Oh, my God, he has, yeah. Look at that. He has. He's a vampire. Oh, now he's cleaning himself. Oh, that's good. It's good if he's cleaning himself. That means he's healthy enough to do that. I think this is probably a good place to let him go. We'll maybe just let him go on that bank side up there. He can climb in amongst all those logs and there'll be loads of things for him to eat up there. Does he feel nice? He just feels like a little scaly mouse. Let go little guy. Let go of daddy. There, he's doing a good job. That's it. Come on lad. Oh, I thought he had a bite there but he didn't. Should I put him... He's got it back, he's got it back, he's got it. Do you want me to put you there? Oh, you had it in your mouth. I don't, it's maybe he's not hungry, you know. I've been eating a lot. Oh, you know! It doesn't end. Did he bite your finger? He bit me thumb. Ah! Right, let's just let him go. I'm sure he's alright. He seems strong enough. If we let him go up here, he'll be able to climb in amongst all of this and I'm sure there's loads for him to eat up here. Right. Yeah, Dad? Yeah, look at that. He's cleaning. Cleaning his wings. His wings were like buckled, weren't they? Yeah. Sorting them out. That's good. He's got coppers on his head still. Right, shall we let him go? No, he's having a scratch, like a dog scratching fleas, look at that. Right, hope he doesn't bite again. Hopefully not. There, safe and sound. There goes Mr. Bat. Is he just staying there? Have a nice life. Yeah, he's just getting his breath back. Here he goes. Oh, you little...