The Ones Where They Accidentally Fall Asleep | Friends

What are you doing? Do you know what just happened? Yeah, we had sex and then we fell asleep. Boop. No, we were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep. Really? No. No, that's not true. No, best time ever. Sure. You rocked my world. Girl! Monica. What? I was giving you some of my best moves and you missed it, so please wake up so we can do it right. Right. Okay, okay, I'm ready. Come on, MacPhillip, give me the good stuff. Yeah! No, no, no, don't fall asleep. Okay, I'm going to make you some coffee. I probably won't spill coffee grounds all over the kitchen floor. Okay, I'm up, I'm up. Honey, Mark is in fashion, okay? I like having a friend that I can share this stuff with. You guys would never want to go to a lecture with me? Pah! I would love to go with you. Really? Yeah. Hey, I have clothes. I even pick them out. I mean, for all you know, I could be a fashion monger. Okay. Honey, I would love for you to go with me. What should I wear? Now I'm all nervous. You're beginning to see a lot of layering of sheer fabrics and colors. For instance, a sheer navy blouse over a pink blouse. I'm really glad we came. Thank you. I'm You're so pretty. starting I love you. Oh, my God. Earrings, oversizing of accessories in general is very popular now. to speak Garments with a far-eastern influence are really breaking out this year. now. We'll be right back. So I nodded off a little. Nodded off? Ross, you were snoring. My father's boat didn't make that much noise when it hit rocks. Come on, 45 minutes. 45 minutes the man talked about strappy back dresses. I don't know. Okay, how about... Four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and his Hey, everybody, remember that thing that's been dead for a gazillion years? Well, here's a little bone we didn't know it had. I'm glad. I'm glad. First of all, it's Professor Pitain. And second of all, that little bone proved that that particular dinosaur had wings but didn't fly. Okay, so you know, what I just heard? Blah-blah-blah, blah-blah-blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah. This is so exciting, so glamorous. People taking our picture. How do I look? A little tall. What? Would you mind crouching down a little bit so that I look taller? There you go. Good job, Joe. Well done. Top notch. You liked it? You really liked it? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Which part exactly? The whole thing. Here we go. No, no, no. Give me some specifics. I love the specifics. The specifics were the best part. Hey, what about the scene with the kangaroo? Did you like that part? I was surprised to see a kangaroo in a World War I epic. Perfect. You fell asleep! There was no kangaroo. They didn't take any of my suggestions. Thanks a lot for coming, buddy. See you later. Don't go. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Look, this guy fell asleep. He fell asleep, too. Be mad at him. Or call an ambulance. I wrote you a letter. Oh, thank you. I do. I like mail. I do. Some things I've been thinking about. You know, things about us. And before you can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff. Okay. It's 5.30 in the morning, so I'd better get cracking on this baby. I'll be waiting for you. Just come up when you're done. Okay. I'll be up in 18 pages. Yes. Front and back. All right. Very exciting. I'm starting to speak now. Peter, why didn't you come up? Done. You're just finished? Well, I wanted to be thorough. I mean, this is clearly very, very important to you, to us. And so I wanted to read every word carefully, twice. So, um, does it? Does it, does it. Yeah, I wanted to give that whole does it part just another glance. What are you talking about, Ross? You just said that you read it twice. Look, you know what? It either does or it doesn't, and if you have to even think about it... No, no, Rach. No, I don't. I don't have to think about it. I don't. In fact, I've decided. I have decided that... that it... Still great. Yeah. Thank you. Hey, what do you say we make it a double feature? What else did you rent? Die Hard 2. Joey, this is Die Hard 1 again. Oh. Well, we watched it a second time, and it's Die Hard 2. Joey, we just saw it. And? And it would be cool to see it again. Yeah! Die Hard! Dude, you didn't say Die Hard. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Is everything okay? Yeah, I just got, uh, I got plans. Well, John McClane had plans. It makes no sense. Now, you see, the thing is, I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch. What are you talking about, bitch? That is all. Yeah, yeah, I better go. Yeah, I think that would be best. All right, I'll talk to you later. Okay, but not about this. No, never, never. Uh, bye. No touch, no touch. Thank you, sir. Just, uh, brought back your videos. Uh, hey, uh, Ross, look, uh, I think we need to talk about before. No, no, we don't. I'm out. Yes, we do. Now, look, that was the best nap I ever had. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. Come on. Admit it. That was the best nap you ever had. I've had better. That's better. Okay. When? All right. I said it, okay? But it's over, Joey. I want to do it again. We can't do it again. Why not? Because it's weird. Fine. Want something to drink? Sure. What do you got? Warm milk and Excedrin PM. I'll tell ya. That judging stuff took a lot out of me. Yeah? Yeah. I was thinking about maybe going upstairs and taking a little nap on my couch. Why would I care about that? No reason, I'm just saying that that's where I'll be. Great nap. It really was. Mm-hmm. What we're receiving from MRI scans and DNA testing of these fossils are staggering. I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given. But if they're off by even 100,000 years or so, then you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. So what I'm saying is that... Is that repercussions could be huge. I mean, not just in paleontology, but if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, genetics, geology, I mean, truly, the mind boggles. Well, that's not what you want. Luke? Joey, hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is she there? No, she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up? Well, I'm meeting with Professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker. Oh, how's it going? It could be better. Better. He, um, he fell asleep. What? But I already bought my ticket to Bermuda. Hootah! Barbados. Fine, I'll rent a car and drive. Ross, you have to get that job. What am I supposed to do? He's cold. In fact, he was just talking in his sleep before, and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder. Well, just wake him up. I can't. If he realizes that I'm the one who put him to sleep, I won't get the job. That's a tough one. Oh, wait a minute. This happened to me before. Yeah, I was auditioning for a play, and the producer fell asleep. No, wait a minute. It was me who fell asleep. I mean, hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while? I'm starting to speak now. Oh, my God, you really want me to be the keynote speaker? Perfect. Thank you. You're welcome.