Scary Movie (2000): Top 5 Most Memorable & Iconic Scenes

I didn't hear anything. What are you doing? Nothing. Sitting here watching a game. Smoking some butt. Are you all alone? What's up? Who's that? Yo, pick up the phone. What's up? Yo. What's up? What you doing, son? Nothing. Just chilling. Killing. True. True. So you think Bobby did it? I don't know. But he was there, Buffy. Knew there had to be something. He's just too perfect. Handsome, smart, good in bed. What did you say? Hey, Stan. Got you an ice pack for your hand. Sorry. I'll get you one for your head. No, no, that's okay, Doofy. Hey, we're going to get that guy that you dumped in the water. Yeah, I'll be next door if you need me. Night, Sin. The moron overheard a conversation Greg and I were having. Yeah, but what if he says something? Who's gonna believe a retarded retard like him anyway? Don't worry. Cindy, telephone. Cindy, you got the wrong guy. No! Yeah, it's not Bobby. Who is this? Hello? Hello. I said don't disturb you. I'm cleaning my room. Surprise, Cindy. Silly! I thought I told you not to have a party unless I was here. Here. Oh yeah, that's right. Did you get some girlfriend's numbers for me? Dad, they're dead. You know, I can't get a break. What's that? Is that the cops? Okay, okay, listen, honey, help me out now. The cops come, tell them I'm a plumber, okay? You had a leaky faucet and you called and they sent me over. We don't even know each other. What the hell is going on here? Sheriff, it's a bloodbath in there. He was right here, I swear it! Who was? The killer! The guy that murdered all my friends! And the sick bastard planted drugs all in the house there, all over the place. All right, Cindy, I'm gonna have to take you down to the station. I'm cool, though, right? Okay? Let's go, Cindy. Wait, what's that? Oh, my God! Bobby, turn around! It's the killer! Ah! House, there's blood and guts everywhere! Someone done gone crazy, son! We all go a little crazy sometimes. Bobby, no! Oh! They shot me in the lungs. Just like my mom puts on her spaghetti, baby. Oh, my God, Ray, you gotta help me. Bobby's gone crazy. Surprise. Surprise, Cindy. Indeed. Why are you doing this? Why? Why? You hear that, Ray? At least you want some motive. Did Scream have a plot? No. Did I know you did last summer make any sense? Don't think so. And what about the sequel? What the hell is with that fat white Jamaican kid? Oh, I want to kill that mother... That was bad casting, Bobby. How about this for a motive? Lack of sex. It can cause serious deviant behavior. I thought you loved me. Oh, I did, baby. I did. But abstinence will make you discover new things about yourself. That's right, Cindy. I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray. What? I'm gay. What are you talking about? You took her to that club. So? They play good music. What about our trip to San Francisco, then? I wanted to go shopping. But you may love to me. No, first of all, you suck my... Whatever, Ray. Okay, I don't want to talk about this now. The point is, Cindy, that I'm a new man. And I'm ready to leave all this behind and start a new life. So you kill all your friends? Oh, no. Just you. And maybe Shorty, but that wasn't planned or anything. But here's the genius part. We're copycatting a serial killer that already exists. It's the perfect crime, Cindy. But wait! There's more! Hang on to your seat baby, cause this one's a screamer! I'll be back, uh-oh. There had to be someone who was connected with all the victims. Someone who knew about the accident. Someone who could move around without being noticed. I used to babysit my brother Doofy. He had the biggest crush on her. It's me, Sand. Night, Cint. Shithead? Have you seen Doofy? No. Have you seen Doofy? No, Sheriff. Has anybody seen Doofy? Yeah, it just went out the back, Sheriff. You made it! We'll be right back.