I Don't Want to Do This Anymore! - EP.409

All right, here we go. Off-road again. Not that I want it, but we got to get out of here. We got to get to the main road. So we have 38 kilometers of this rocky road. Just focusing. You know like when you're fatigued and you're just like, I don't want to do it anymore mood. This is me now. I don't think I've ever crashed like this ever on my round the world trip. Like ever. Sorry, Chile. It's been like eight years and we never crashed into anything. We fell off-road, but we never like crashed on pavement or definitely not smashed into curbs. I'll stand up, I'll be quicker. All right, something is not aligning in the universe for me today. Oh, but this is a scenic route at least. Tight. That's a big Dodge truck. I was not expecting those trucks, see. This one off the road, gracias. Oh my God. It's not so easy. It's just like, it's just tension. So sorry, Chile. Sola. Sola, si? Oh, good. Keep dragging, yeah. You have to just keep dragging, Chile. A ver si la paramos. Si la empujamos. Si la paramos. Usted la para y yo la empujo. Oh. A little bit to the front. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. You are strong! Oh no. Okay, okay. Chills. Amigo, muchas gracias. Honestly, I'm eighty and a half years on the road and I've never ever had a day like this. Ever. Those two crashes were simply because I'm fatigued and I'm not paying attention. But the most important thing is that Chili's okay. Oh, thank goodness for the Outback Motortek engine guards. I think the only damage there is are these long rider bags. They're just hanging. Both of them. This one as well. It's all right. We're good Chile. The most important thing I'm not injured and Chile is running. Let's just get to the main road. I must say I was so lucky that this guy was just sitting there on the hill and so it all and he was so strong. I can't believe it. He wasn't very tall but so strong. I can't believe we managed to just drag her out of there together. My arms are hurting but that's probably because I was picking up chili. I'm over it, I tell you. I've never had a day like this ever. Now like my confidence is crushed, my ego is crushed. This is a beautiful road that I don't really want to be on it. Honestly, I'm just exhausted. Everything is on effort now. I don't think I'm gonna make it to the main road. I can see there's like a little hotel in a village only half a kilometer from here. Let's try. I'm so fatigued, like my hands are shaking, my arms, I think I strained my muscles. I just don't feel it anymore hey and that can cause more injuries so I think we better stop now. 500 meters Julie, it's rocks, not gonna miss you. Slow ride because the corners are sharp and rocky and I have 80 kilograms of luggage. This is actually a quite physical workout that I'm not able to do anymore. That's not a hotel. 180 meters, I'm going down. I swear, when you suffer, take every little thing. Oh, my hotel is supposed to be somewhere here. Clearly is not. What's going on here. Jesus. Oh my god. I nearly dropped it again. Oh no. The energy of this. Oh my god. All right, Chilli, let's get out of here. Oh, this is soft. This is the village. This is a hotel now. Oh my god. Yeah, it's so concrete now. Thank goodness. Oh, my arms can relax for a moment. I don't see any hotels here, Chilli. I don't think... Rehabilitation, arcana. Habilitation. Never mind, clearly not here. We have no choice. They think I'm going to the main road. I don't want to do it anymore. Can I have an easy ride please now? No rocks, wishful thinking. We have a bridge. Oh, that is very impressive, hey? Look at this. That's a very rough river and very clean. You don't see such clean rivers that much. This is a hotel or someone's property, a summer house or something. I don't think we're gonna find anything here. Oh my god, will those rocks ever end? Go, go, go, go, Julie, don't stop. Whoa, that was close. Thank goodness for my good suspension. Oh, it's so hard. I don't know, I just want to stop. I'm really seriously considering just camping on the side road. Despite that I only have one liter of water left, but that's okay. I'm not going to be cooking. That should just get me through until morning. I would enjoy this road so much more if I wasn't so tired. I should have stopped. Keep going. Oh my god, I can't stop now. I can't do it anymore. I swear I'm using all the energy that I don't have. It's already five. We have to make a call. I'm in touch with my Colombian friend and she said absolutely do not camp here. Stretch. Stretch, stretch, do you really need to get out of here? Chicken, chicken, chicken, not now, not now, not now, not now, honestly, honestly, honestly, go, go, go. Oh no, the chicken, oh my god, oh my god. Oh my god. Honestly, without a steering damper and good suspension, it would be just not possible to do this road with 80 kilograms of luggage. Unloaded, no worries, but loaded, it's hard work. Nearly there and this is a nice view. It's a lovely view. Two kilometers from the main road. Let's have a nice picture. Oh my god, I can't leave my... My... My arm is sore. How's that for a picture? At least we got a nice view at the end. I mean, there were a lot of nice views before but I didn't appreciate them as much as I supposed to because of all the drama. To see you, you are so amazing. We didn't die. Oh my god, I'm gonna die! Right, well... We're gonna keep going on this beautiful pavement to Florencia which is only nine kilometers away and then we'll be able well hopefully we'll be able to no no pavement you're kidding me no pavement well the road is wider and mainish but no paved unbelievable it's supposed to be a major road well in my mind it was a major road so it's not oh my goodness I was not expecting this at the end of the day. Okay, 5k to go. What a day, seriously. I need a beer. Are we there yet? Square. Oh, I guess so. Look at that. That reminds me of that village in the mountains. They actually look quite similar. There's a horse. It's like interesting. Oh my god, look. People come to the pub on horses, like true cowboys. Oh wow. I'm gonna ask this barber. Yes? How much is this for one night? Gracias. Si? Si? Oh, no, no. Muchas gracias. Gracias. It's okay. Gracias. Australia. Australia, Papi. Okay, well, I was lucky. And I... Chili. Oh, my God, this is so slippery. And they don't even charge me for it. I was so lucky. Well, oh, my God, I can't even hold my hand like this anymore. I'm so sorry. At least at the end of the day, everything worked out. And I'm staying opposite the road. Sleep well, Chile. You're going to have company, I think, today. Okay. ¿Acá? ¿Sí? ¿Aplicación? ¿Sí? Gracias. Buenas noches. Chile. Perfecto, señor. Muchas gracias. Muchas gracias. Oh, my God. I can't believe it. We made it. I can't lift my arm. Anyhow, we made it. I think I got mates rates on this hotel because I paid 20,000. Pesos, which is worth like, I don't know, seven dollars. True story. And it's en suite. Okay. Okay? Hey guys, thank you so much for watching. If you enjoyed this, please do all the magic that helps the channel grow. Subscribe, leave a comment and hit that notification bell so you don't miss on the next episode.