DANE COOK CHASED BURGLARS NAKED?!

I did have a pretty wild experience once where I stayed in a hotel. I was doing David Letterman, Riga Royal. I wake up 5 a.m. to hear two voices around my bed. I was being robbed, and they didn't know I was in the bed under the sheet. By the way, I sleep completely in the buff, Billy Bush, okay? I'm a naked, I run hot. So I'm naked under, laying on my chest, and I hear these two guys, they're taking my computers, my watch, and then one of them goes, hey, hey, and then it gets real quiet because I know they're pointing at the bed. And so when you talk about life or death, I go, I'm about to fight for my life, two guys, and I'm naked. So I jumped up, and I jumped out of the bed, threw the sheet, just as they were both running for the door. Now I'm chasing these two guys, like, just fight or flight. naked. Anyway, they got out of the room. They got out of the hotel. We never found out who they were, but that was probably the closest I came to feeling like if they smack me over the head right now, this could be game over. When we make the movie, they get to the door and they go down the hallway. You exit, you chasing them down. You come back, you forgot the room key. Okay. You come back and, and then this is, you know, Dolores comes out of her room and she sees the Great Dane, the Great Dane in its entirety.