Mets lose division lead & Fishing cheating scandal

All right, let's. My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. And this is the weekly dumb. No frogs are with us today. Just the the bubble thing. James Sack, everyone joining us for the weekly thumb today. How was your weekend, Buck? All right. I guess kind of was good. James, there was a big one this weekend. The Atlanta Braves hosted the New York Metropolitans. For the NL East in the Mets have had the NL East on lock for most of the years. These are the new Mets. Buck Showalter, Max Scherzer. These guys are studs. The Braves big brotherdom in a way that only can happen to the New York Mets. Zach, I made this graphic that shows the Mets just in first place all year. The Braves dip in. Oh, going to catch him. Nope. Dip going to catch him. Nope. And then at the end, the Braves are in first place and they had to face DeGrom, Scherzer, Bassett, who's had a good year. The thing they do with the lights when the pitcher leaves to get lit up is real cool. Well, the chop people have, you know, but the lights, the lights are cool. You just got lit up. Lit chop. And man, the difference between the division and the wild card is is pretty huge when you have DeGrom and Scherzer. Do you want them available for the divisional series? Well, you're going to pitch them in the wild card now, which I think still has a chance to flip the script because in playoffs, just stuff happens. So if you have Scherzer and DeGrom waiting, you win one of the early games. You'll be good. How about this? I can't see. That's the base. That's the sports. Well, what's this breakdown you're telling me about? Oh, it's almost. Vanish him. No, that just took an hour. I don't want to vanish. You have to vanish. It's good for the show. I'm gone. Almost a breakdown. This is a classic. A tale as old as time. A meteorologist drawing a dick on screen. But I got this guy's back. And balls. Well, he really added the balls. Florida by itself is a wiener. Phallic. Yeah, it's a very phallic state. One of the most phallic states. It's America's penis. And then he just says, you know, if you look at all these, there's a lot. And if you look at over here, there's a little. I understand looks like balls and a penis, but I got his back. I think people that know the Weekly Dumb, Zach, would assume we'd. And only Zach. We'd shy away from this story because you can do this often. You see a lot of meteorologists, wiener type stuff. But this guy's kind of in the clear like he was. The storm was penal. I like when Zach does the little words and I'll do this. The storm was penal. You like a lot of things. I like Mizzen and Main a lot. I look good. Who's Mizzen and Main looks better on them now? I can't really wear that one because it matches my pop too much. And we're green screen in your whole body. This episode. That's true. Just thought of a funny joke. Zach thought of a funny joke. On the sideline. Wow. First one of 2022. That's always there if you need it. Jake, can we get back to the sports? There's a big old story in the sports. Big old story in the sports. That big old story. Too much booty in the pants. Zach, this one hit close to home for you. There is a cheating scandal that rocked the walleye tournament. You already probably heard about this. And actually, you might have because this is bad. And I don't like that one of the guys name is Jake. But Jake and Chase. Well, he does go by Jacob. Right. But when things got real, they start calling him Jake in the video. That's kind of like you're a bad guy. Yeah. Like Jacob's Bible. And like he brings stuff. He brings a loaf of bread. When you have a baby. Jake cheats at fishing tournaments and they're filling fish with lead. Yeah. I mean, this I caught this early. It was four hours old. And I sent it to the weekly dumb. I said, let's do this story. And then it went huge over the weekend because it's wild. So these guys been cheating, been cheating, fishing for a while. The suspect, you suspect they've won. They won 300 grand last year. So they finally they weigh their fish. They said, those fish look old. Look like you caught them two tournaments ago or whatever. That's that. They suspect them cheating. Don't try to do their smack. The commissioner cuts open the fish. We got weights and fish. We got weights and there we go. Which is electric. Yeah. And then that guy realizes he kind of started a mob. So later on, he's like, all right, guys, let's take it easy. Jake, you got to go. Go anywhere. Be cool. They will have their day. But then he keeps cutting open the fish. Yeah. There's more weight in the fish. And there's fillets of fish inside the fish. That seems fucked up. Like in the social network, when they fed the chicken chicken, they're going to stuff a fish. Well, that seems like good cheating. Like if you're going to cheat, it would be like, oh, let's stuff it with more fish. Stuff it with more fish. They put like big old muskets in there. Yeah. Lead balls. Eight pounds among the five fish or something like that. I think they're going to get like arrested, arrested or killed. Fraud. Yeah. I wouldn't mess with the fishing community. They know places others don't in the marshes. Let's get off Jake's cheating and let's talk about the not sports. And Jim, your boy, Lil Nas X. Lil Nas X, he was on the microphone, but he wasn't on stage. Did you hear this story, Zach? And then he chimes in and he says, oh, guys, I'm on. I'm not on stage right now. I'm taking a mean ----. So it's going to be a minute or two and I'll be back. And people are applauding his honesty. Yeah. Do you think he was really sitting on the toilet with the mic on? Yes. If I could, I would. I'm not a Lil Nas X yet. I love that they took a quote from some fans on Twitter saying he's so real for this. So you took one tweet of a person on Twitter that said he's being real for this. There might have been a couple of people saying that. And Zach, you like this big Zach app play the month. You know, Jim did double check before we did this story that this is the guy that does the horse hotel song. I'm going to take my horse to the hotel room. More artists should ----. You wouldn't like that at this point. I think this looks good. Looks better than the employee of the week. My ugly brother Luke. It's the employee of the week. Don't bomb bomb bomb. It's the employee of the week. Or in their autism. Oh, have the beach explode everywhere. I have to do that. No, I'll be one by one. Green screen. them. My brother Luke took maybe the hardest nut shot in warehouse history. One of the more head-on dick and balls shot I've seen from 20 feet away. Your reaction is great. I hit him. Jake hit him. It's a good video from our warehouse games. A game we created, which got a lot of applause. So he gets Employee of the Week for that reason. That's me doing it. Whoa, do it again. Your eyes are... No, they were the same that time. Same. But one time they went different. That was a weekly dumb. So you want the best damn dress shirts money can buy? Well, check out Mizzen and Main. Right now, if you go to MizzenandMain.com and use promo code DUMB, you'll receive $35 off and regular price order of $125 or more, plus free shipping on orders $100 and more, and free returns. That's $35 off when you go to M-I-Z-Z-E-N-A-N-D-M-A-I-N.com and use promo code... I was just thinking when you brought up that chart, we would have been pretty good at if we had gone the law route, tag team lawyers. When there's time to bring out exhibits, that's when we would bring the crowd down. It's all about exhibits. Exhibit A. Except you have to... You're a Southern lawyer. They have to like, you have to get the exhibits passed or whatever. Well, exhibit B. And then you have, oh, exhibit C, which has the most proof, but you're not allowed to show it. The judge says, please erase that from your memory. And you know they don't actually erase it. Exhibit C is the perfect information for exhibit D. It's a Photoshop of the guy holding the gun. They're like, that's Photoshop. They're like, oh yeah, that was just a what if. Was exhibit E a joke? Yes, it was. This is what it would have looked like if he was holding the gun. It's a Photoshop. Yeah, we would be good at exhibits. We'd be good mock lawyers. Bring in our exhibit guys, and you and I come in with an easel. That'd be a good TV show. I'd watch that. Mock lawyers. I think it was Bash and Nash. No, but like not a real law show, but like if there was a fake courtroom where you got to do silly stuff, like it was us versus Nicky Cass as like fake lawyers having to figure out a situation. Like that episode of Always Sunny. Whoever wins. It's debate class. Fun debate class on YouTube. Exhibits only. I don't want to hear you talk in debate class. Oh my God. If you don't have visuals, I'm out.