Buying my Dream DONK 🎉

That's insane! What are you doing? Gentlemen, this is worth it. You're going to get in so much trouble in this car. Please subscribe to the channel. This is your fault. I'm looking right into your soul. This is your fault. You said if we hit 100,000 subscribers on YouTube, I would buy a Donk. I am literally blown away by just the steez. Just the steez of this thing. From the front, from the back, it looks legendary. Let me rattle off a few specs for you guys. 1992. Good year. V8. It's sitting on 28s. Alligator skin. It also sits about a couple feet higher than GT-R. I feel like I need your opinion on this. On the Donk, dude? Oh, the Donk is sick, guys. I can't wait to see the Donk. The Donk's got three out of four windows that roll down. Definitely stolen. 100% stolen. But it's not actually stolen. I did call the DMV from the state that it's from. They verified it's not stolen, but also kind of at the same time, definitely stolen. The GT-R got something in your head. You got big. This is taking you to a whole other level. This thing's straight out of Houston. 100%. Ladies and gentlemen, without much further ado, I'd like to introduce you to my 1992 Buick Roadmaster on 28s, baby. Easy, easy. Watch the paint. Watch the paint, boy. Those white shoes. There you go. Bro, you have never looked better. Watch him just fall through the roof. Hey, Ron. Hey, Billy. Let me take you guys on a blast from the past or a journey, rather, into the future of 1992. We're gonna go 87 today. Look at this. Luke, would you be so kind? Right up the tailpipe. Bada bing, bada bang. While we're filling up, let's take you on a quick tour around this American beauty. We're talking an all-American 5.7 liter V8 fuel injection. It's dusty, but she looks good. Dude, that's new for sure. I figure there's probably, what, like a 50% chance that there's just paraphernalia back here. There's a pound of coke in there for sure. Oh, not bad. What is that? Is that a car cover? Dude, nice. Oh my gosh. Wires for subs? Dude, this thing's ready to go. What are these? Dude, I know what these are. What? I know what these are. What? Come here. Oh, this side. They go behind the wheel so you can have color behind your wheel. Are you serious? 100%. Have you seen this before? 100%. I lived in Houston for a little while. I know all about dogs, dude. Okay. No dead bodies. No dead bodies. No dead bodies. We're good. We're good. We're good. Along the way, we picked up some trash. We've got $2 only Chester's Fries Flamin' Hot Cheetos, an old used Gatorade bottle, and pliers. We might need these later. There's a bunch of you donks the Gators also that have been in the comment section all up and down saying that a donk is like exclusively, what was it, an Impala or a Caprice? Caprice, yeah. It's not just a car with big wheels. I know that, but the things that we're going to do to this car, I just, I couldn't do it to a nice classic like that, so we had to go with something a little more dumpy. Let's just say this is the nicest this donk's ever going to look. Look at these things. Look at the wheels, dude. Look at that. What is that? Stonks? Stonks. Okay, and on deck, Lucas Terry for the GTR. Have fun. Be safe. Drive safe. I'll see you in about four minutes when this thing's on fire. That's pretty accurate. You know, there's nothing quite like the open road in a Buick Roadmaster. This thing is so gross. Hahaha! Dude, sick! Hahaha! Dude, look how sick it is! You ever just have one of those moments where you're just so proud of yourself? This is one of those. Hahaha! He loves it! Hahaha! I would roll down this window, but I can't. Okay, bye! Hahaha! Bye! So long! Bye-bye! Please try not to stare too much. Or laugh. Bro, you look so sick cruising down the road. I've never felt more gangster in my entire lifetime. Dude, the amount of looks you get that are not, like, normal looks. They, like, get confused, and then they get happy. It's weird. And then they see me in it, and they're like, oh, that makes sense. Don't act like you're not impressed. Get in! Did you buy this? Yes, I bought this. What did your wife think? Oh, these people are going to be so impressed right now. I'm kind of embarrassed. Hahaha! It's like, what the F? Hahaha! Okay, alright, Casey decided he wanted to ride in the back of the Roadmaster. Is it more comfy back there? Oh, get your seatbelt on, Casey Draper! Stop! This is not safe vehicle. What is this? Is this your parking brake? Uh, probably. I just got to get the seatbelt on. You and your seatbelt! Just put a seatbelt on, for goodness sake! What if your wagon wheel comes off? It is about the size of a wagon wheel. Every new car deserves a congratulations card. Congratulations! Your success is well deserved. This is huge! You're right! It's huge! That's so fitting! Thank you! Hahaha! Yes! No! Isn't that so great? Hahaha! I've never seen your face look like that. That's the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life! Isn't it so great? You really did that? Dude! Isn't that so dope? This is the coolest thing I've ever seen. I don't even know... Those came with the car, by the way. Levi, like, no questions asked, just opens up the bag of Cheetos and eats them. Who knows? These are probably from 1992! The documentation came with the car. So those could be really... Where's the horn that I heard? This guy? Yeah. James, I present to you the Donk. I am so excited! This is better than my birthday! This is better than Christmas! And you can take it out anytime you want! Can I take it out on a first date? Dude! No way! That's the move! That's how we get you a girl! Yes! We get you a girl in the Donk because she's going to take one look at these wheels and it's game over, dude! It doesn't get any more American than this! It doesn't, really. We are here in the beautiful state of Utah with our Donk! A Buick Donk from Texas! We've got American flags flying! I didn't even notice the flags! This is like the greatest moment! That's perfect! V8, Buick, 28's, straight out of Houston, with Old Glory waving there in the background. That's awesome! Could America be more proud right now? I don't think so. It doesn't get more American than this. I think this is one of the one sub-car cultures that has not gone outside of the Stars and Stripes. Oh yeah! I don't think so. It's so American. This is true-blooded American stuff right here. Okay, so when are we taking it like wheeling? I'm just saying. I feel like we need a Donk gang. Are you going to get a Donk next? Donk Squad! Donk Squad? Donk Squad? I feel like it's the only natural next step. I think you're onto something. Could you imagine six of these? Six Donks rolling hard. Did you actually get Kleenex because you were crying tears of joy? Yes! Really? I was crying. I'm so happy for you. The deal of the century. All-American V8. She starts every time. The best part is that it sounds like a train. Okay, that's enough. Is that a factory horn? Yeah, that's factory. Seriously? Yes. Buick. I know. Can we do that again? Let's go. You know what time it is? Dude, are we going on an investigation? It's Donk o'clock. Get in. Let's go. Okay, hold on, boys. We gotta pop this curb real quick. Calm down. You're good. If we don't make it to Roadhouse, I'm not gonna be happy. Oh my gosh. Where are we going? Oh! We're good! We got Kleenex for days, baby. Bro, for real, it's intimidating. You see a car come down a dirt road on 28th That is breaking bad on a whole new level if I have ever seen it. We're rolling up on Johnny right now. Hey, homes! Let's roll! Yo! Those box jumps are paying off. I've never been more proud. Thank you. You did it. I did it. I went out and I did it. Do people recognize that you said you would do it if they did something and then you did that thing? I did the thing. And you shouldn't have but you did because you have integrity. You know, when I say I'm gonna do something, I do it. Thank you guys so much for watching this video. I sure hope you liked it. If you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, hit that subscribe button and the bell and on that note, we'll see you in the next video.