DRAGGING our moms on a western roadtrip part 1

Every single thing that comes out of the Hidalgo mouth is making me scared. Good morning, everyone. Welcome back to the party. We're going on a road trip. We're starting in Utah. We're going to Wyoming. And we're ending off in Montana. And I got a special guest coming with me. I haven't told y'all. Here's my packing sitch at the moment. We're gonna get ready. Yeehaw, everybody. Boo's mad. He's mad at me. Boo's mad. Can I have a kiss? No kiss for you. I get a kiss. Isn't that nice? Love you. How many hours do you get to sleep? I actually slept a good amount. I fell asleep at 11 and woke up at 5. Oh, you were good. Oh, that's gonna be fun. Taking my boots off. I can hardly get them on. I have plastic bags inside of them. You wore the bags? I had to. I couldn't get my foot in. Thank you. Alright. You're the best. It was so bad. Talking about kicking flight. I mean, kicking seats. Reading a book, everybody. This book. It's really good. So far. I like it a lot. Yo, where we at though? We're in Texas right now and we're about to go to Utah. I just feel really weird because I've been wearing this cowboy hat all frickin' trip. But for some reason, being in Texas wearing this, I just feel like I shouldn't. I don't know why. I just feel weird. So I haven't been. Okay. So guys, we are currently on the plane. See you soon. Bye. How's everyone doing? I can feel my venture. Look at the ground. You know, this is one of those flights you definitely clap for. Three. Two. Three. Two. One. Five. Wait. Three. Two. We're almost there. Where are we going now? I don't know. Wait, are we flying though? We literally were on a plane. Yeah, when is it acceptable to start flying? Guys, I just recorded the last 10 minutes of my life. Because I thought it was stuff. Like, we literally thought we were going to die. Welcome to Utah, everybody. So what just happened, everybody? Who wants to... We just had the worst flight of our life and we all texted our loved ones thinking we were going to die, basically. I've never been so scared in my life. Like, I've never actually been like, I think I'm going to die. Until that flight. I've never thought about it and then like, in that moment I'm actually like, oh wait, I have a possibility of dying. And I was like, trying to be chill because I didn't know how to react. So then I like, texted Gavin and I'm like, hey, bye. Terry started crying. Mom was crying too. We're here. Are you going to throw up? I just didn't want to do it anymore. We're about to have Mexican. I don't want minty tacos. On the mountain. There's an H in the mountain. Let's see the H. That's a good sign. Ah, Hidalgo. 22. No, literally. Oh my god. Why does it say that? What is today's date in year? It's Wednesday, August 18th, 2021. What? Wait, what did she say? Did you not just see this? I just took a screenshot of it. No effing way. Alright, this is uh-uh. There must be no way. Every single thing that comes out of the Hidalgo's mouth is making me scared. Mom, we need to get on rental. Everything they do and say is scary. Their timeline is shifting. We need to get out of here, Mom. It is just beautiful. Look, Anna, it's water. You could swim in there. Everyone's freaking me out. I think you're freaking yourself out. Everyone's freaking me out and making me think I'm going crazy. No, Lexi's talking about some like, timeline shifting in her life. We see her like, initials on the side of the mountain driving by here. Guys, my initials have been on- First, there was an H. We were like, haha, Hidalgo. There was an L. We were like, haha, Lexi Hidalgo. And then, on one rock, in the middle of the thing, was an L-H. What? Like, that's not normal. Anyways, look how freaking cool this is. We would definitely get eaten by a bear, 100%. Selfie! We got a storm. We got flash floods. Rattlesnakes. Scorpions. Rattlesnakes. Scorpions. No lights in her tent. Rain. Oh yeah, were you- Lexi, there's lights. It's a very hot environment. Oh my. But, we're living lavish right now. Guys, they're literally preparing for the storm. Well, I'm glad you're with us. This is our tent. Okay. Oh, it's hot. It's really hot. Oh, it's so cute though. It is really cute. Look at the showroom. That's so weird. So weird. It looks cool. No! Okay, so we're gonna do some s'mores right now. We got a little s'more set up right here. We're only gonna have one s'more. One s'more. Good night, vlog. We're signing off for the evening. We're gonna get like- Good night, guys. Keep going. Oh, I will. This is Anna and I's- Hey, close it good. Yeah. Look at this though. Don't worry. No one's coming in. Don't worry. They said tarantulas and scorpions, so Lexi's downplaying that. Just so you guys know. Anna's scared of a little spider. Oh my god, look at our cozy little room. I thought you were saying, oh my gosh, look at the tarantula. Right over there. I just pooped myself. Chill. We are in our tent thing. It's lightning outside and our thing's being held up. There's a storm. The wind keeps coming and it's like- We're in a literal tiny hut. It's just our two beds and a lantern and a portable phone charger. Literally a lantern. And there was a baby scorpion on the floor. A little tiny baby one. Yeah, it was a baby. It looked like an ant. Guys, we almost died in a plane crash today. We literally almost died. Lightning outside. Wait, show them the video that you took. Look at that lightning. You see that? Alright, today is kind of our random day. So we're packing random clothes to pull around the side of the road and take cool pictures. We're gonna try to go hike first because we're active queens. You know. Aren't you know my vibe is today? Yeah. Get into it. Yeah. Look how cute Anna's shoes are. Shoes I've ever seen. I'm obsessed with them. Guys, I'm actually going through it right now. I feel disgusting. I just, I don't know. The plane, the plane, the plane made me break out. I literally got like five pimples on that plane ride. And I'm really not okay with it. See, I don't know what is with me. If I wash my hair, then I'm just 10 times as bad. But your hair looks really good. Hey squad. Hey guys. Today I'm going to be vlogging for the Alexia Dalgo. And I'm taking some pictures for the queens themselves. Okay, yeah. So it's very cute vibes. Oh cute. Okay, spin. Yeah. Commentary. Car. Oh my gosh, car. Something about cars and being in the middle of the road is very frightening. Really? Being in cars? Don't they know the road's closed? Yeah. If we close off the road. Imagine we put a sign. What happened? I got a cactus in my leg. Oh my gosh. Literally a cactus in my leg. Oh my gosh. Lex got pricked by a cactus. So are you going to pull those out or are you just going to keep them in for content? I'm going to get them out. How did I do this? Guys out here littering. Also, I'm checking the crust of the window for the birds. I'm a ladybug. Excuse me. I thought I was over. I didn't know crust was littering in Utah. She goes to Utah jail? Mm-hmm. I'm not. I'm not a ladybug. Nana would be the first one they beat up. Picture me in jail. This would be my mugshot. Terrifying. I can beat a bear. Oh, let me pop again. We are going to Scion National Park. Guys, I've decided to snap out of being stressed because whatever. You're done being stressed. I don't like stressed Lexi. I don't think I am. She looks scary. It was like 10% stressed Lexi. No, I had to sit in the back with stressed Lexi and stressed Lexi looks out the window as if she just ran over her dog or something. Oh my gosh. That's what I feel like I did. We have to seize. Dammit. Right now. We're going to seize with the trees and then we're going to finish. You could film it and then you can re-film the first half. I don't know how to do that. Hey guys, we're in the shuttle. We're finally in Zion. Finally in Zion. It took us quite a second. He's so cute. It's almost like I told you that. What? They're not friendly. So instead of my mom stealing a real cactus, we're going to buy a cactus pen. Thank you, Lexi. You're welcome, mom. I'm still going to steal one. Not a pen. No. A real cactus. No, a real cactus. He's out the window at a freaking Grand Canyon. We on another hike. Anna, tell them what we saw. Oh my gosh, you're not going to believe it. We just saw a wild, baddest, most wild bear. Look at that. Anna! How did you manage to get all the way? This isn't American Ninja Warrior. Okay, gang. We just did a full-on car change because we're going to the dunes and we're making it by sunset. Lexi just did my eye makeup and everything. And I tried and then she just was like. The sun came out. It's not raining. We just saw a cow and a little baby cow. It's so pink. And those hands are pink, guys. We're really excited. This is going to be kind of epic. Kind of a lot epic. Good morning, world. It's another beautiful day in Utah. The sun is shining. I want to give you guys a quick little room tour. Kind of. We're a little messy. We ran in here so late last night and just passed out. So we're already packing up. We're going to Moab today. And yeah, there's our cute little tent. This one has a bigger bathroom. Bigger bathroom. And there's the little shower shower. Our tiny baby mirror. Hello. And Anna making a TikTok. Hi, guys. Good morning. We actually left our little under-canvas spot and now we're doing a quick fit change. Let me see. Oh, cowboy ranch. Okay. Miniskirt. Oh, okay. Black cowboy. And we're going to go take some pictures because this is really cool. Anna is going to try black coffee. I've never really been the biggest coffee drinker. At all. Yeah. And so I'll get a coffee, but it has vanilla and milk and whatever. So this is... This is big. I'm scared. Okay, this actually tastes like poison in a cup. How do you drink that? You had me so convinced. It's not bad, but like... Have you never peed on the side of the road? I love peeing on the side of the road. No, I've never peed on the side of the road before, but I've peed on like Starbucks cups on the side of the road. It's really fun when you just pee right on the side of the road and everyone can see Well, I peed in like bushes and like trees. One time I was sat in a cactus when she was peeing. Anna is literally peeing like a man right now. I'm now in pee shot. I'm not going to pee. Like a man. Wait. Go pee. I'm not videoing you. Anna peeing? Is it working, Anna? No. No way. Okay, guys. We just changed in a little community bathroom where I guess people shower together and then sit. I don't know, but... Showers. Hot springs. It's very warm. It's a 90 degree day. Yeah, it's very hot outside, guys. You should probably know that. See how it says, you know, Costa Vida Fresh Mexican Grill. My mom goes, oh wow, they have two Mexican places right next to each other. You're not telling the whole story. That is the whole story. No. What is the whole story? Home Depot has a Wendy's next to it. And Starbucks has a mattress farm. Has a mattress farm. And I said, oh my god, there's two Mexican places next to each other. Yeah, that story made it a lot better. You know, guys, make her feel better, okay? We got a whole lineup right here. We got some chicken tacos, some enchiladas, some bomb hotpot. Alright, gang, we're going to our new Airbnb. Oh, do you know what we did? Because I'm stupid. We never put the actual Airbnb in. It just brought us to Moab, like the town center. You are my kid. So cute. Everybody, welcome to our stay number three. Nobody make a mess. This is so cute. This is our little, oh my god, a full body mirror. We got a dove towel. Shut up. Oh my gosh. I call bottom bunk. I'll get top bunk. Okay, if you guys don't know, second time I ever hung out with Lexi, we had to sleep in a bunk bedroom together. Somehow Lexi got top bunk, which I don't know, because Lexi's way taller than me, so I should have just sprung in. I don't even know how I got it. I should have just, I'm 5'2", so I should have got top. Anyways, I fell off the bunk bed completely. She fell off the bunk bed. It was the most terrifying thing ever. Like on my back. And she was still sleeping. Good morning. I thought you were saying good morning to us. Good morning, everyone. I was so excited. Oh my gosh, she's in such a good mood. Good morning, everyone. She told us we were leaving at 5 a.m. Whoa, whoa, I didn't even get a chance to explain myself here. I told them we were leaving at 5 a.m. She said that every day. But one day it's going to happen, because it has to. You'll be up by yourself. It's because I woke up at 5 a.m. until you had posted a reel like two hours ago or something like that. Yeah. Three hours ago. So how many hours of sleep did you get? What are you talking about again? I like that. I do have 17 Instagram chats, though. But what am I? That's too many. What am I? Me with my one that I made this morning when I woke up at 5 a.m. Go get changed. Where's my wallet? I'm hungry. Oh, you do? All right, Anna and I have a poll for YouTube. A poll? Yeah. You are the oldest child. What's the question? We just triggered our moms. You're the oldest child. Are your younger siblings 10 million times more spoiled than you? Wait, wait, you guys. We're not even going where we're supposed to go. You missed it. You guys have to tell me. That's a passenger job. I don't know. We have failed. We just lost five minutes of our life. If you're the oldest child, are the younger ones automatically spoiled? And do whatever they want, and they're worshipped for it. Yeah, and the moms will bust down anything they need. The tension is high this morning, you guys. Me and Daria are fighting on top of the arches. What are you going to do with that spoon? Murder. Murder weapon. I'm using that for evidence. What are you going to do with that? All right. Guys, we're going to the arches right now. Arches. We're trying. If my mom knows how to get there. Okay, wait. This is a pretty good car. I feel like you could just drive over the median. Low key. Is there cars behind you? Did you just say shin splinters? Shin splinters. Can you tell she's not active? She was talking to me about it last night, and I was dying. But you have two shins, and they're both splinters. No, splint. Shin splints. Shin splints are pretty rough. Anyways, guys. Cancel shin splints. We will only be using shin splinters from now on. We're going into arches. We have our little annual park pass. This is a year pass to all the national parks, and normally it's $35 to go into each national park. This is $80, and you can use it for a year. In all of them. So. But don't leave it at home. Don't leave it at home. Wow. Guys, look how crazy this is. I actually think I might be in dreaming. How is it real? I think I was meant to be born in a national park because, um, this would be in the arches. What the heck? Unreal. Oh my god. Oh. Guys, Lexi is in love with this park. This one's her favorite. Whoa, guys. Apparently, arches is known for lizards, but we haven't. Oh my god. Mom, did you poop in your pants? I didn't poop. Did you poop in your pants? No, I swear I didn't. I'll tell you guys. Hello, guys. Um, Lexi is trying to figure out our rental car situation. Jamie's window was open, and she was filming, and the guy's, like, looking over at our car while Jamie's recording them. So he's probably like, why the heck is this girl, like, is this a prank? Lexi's like, yeah, I'm on a prank show for sure. Saying goodbye to our first rental car. Well, we just got a new rental car. It's very fun. I feel like I'm in, like, Jurassic Park. Yeah, there's also, like, an extreme windstorm. Insert the clip of my mom trying to close the door. I can't. Shut up. Sandstorm fo' sho'. Everything. What if we get taken away? Probably. We just blow up. Actually, I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna speak into existence. Insert clip. Car rolling off the hill. I take it back. Wait, I take it back. What? Everything we say happens. I take it back. If I take it back, it takes it back. Rewind. We're up to our fourth Airbnb of the trip, and it looks like it's about to storm. So this is our little, our little spot of the evening. Our humble abode. We got all our goodies. Bathroom. Bedroom. I feel, like, haunted. We're officially driving on salt, guys. Cool, right? This is so weird.