The Evolution of the Butterfly Knife (April Fools!)

What's up, guys, and welcome to today's video. In today's video, we're going to be talking about the best balisong I have ever tried, and it's not any of these. Today, I have found the best balisong that money can buy. And no, it's not this one, nor is it this one or this one or this one or this one or this one or this one. No, it's not anything by NRB or Squid Industries. It's not anything by Glider Co. Review coming soon. This, my friends, is the Fidget Mech. The Fidget Mech is made of some of the most durable materials money can buy, and you don't just get the Fidget Mech itself. You get an incredible amount of accessories. The Fidget Mech is an incredibly modular design, bringing about a new era of modularity to the balisong community. The Fidget Mech allows you to create your own perfect balisong from all of the pieces that are involved in its creation. The utility of the patented weight adjustment system is unparalleled. You can insert weights into your balisong, however you may need, and then change all sorts of things about the balisong in a moment's notice, leaving you with a perfect creation that flips like nothing you've ever tried before. But you've said it flips really well. But how does it flip? Good question, idiot. This thing flips incredibly well and will honestly blow your mind in any trick you try to accomplish. Parabolics are unparalleled and will be like nothing you've ever tried before. Another trick that this thing is incredible at is chaplains. It chaplains like nothing else you've ever tried before, hugging the finger in the most satisfying way possible. Another incredible trick it can do is called the balisong whip. And this is something that's only possible on the Fidget Mech. This is a trick that I see easily dominating the balisong meta in the coming future. So keep an eye out for that at Blade Show East. But that's enough rambling, scrambling about this damn thing. Let's see what Brandon has to say. What's up, guys? Welcome to Brandon's Balisong Corner. This is Ace Corner. We're talking about the Fidget Mech. It's obviously the best balisong that's ever existed. It's so good. And it flips so nicely. It's so ******* good. It's really, really, really, really good. But the one problem, the one problem, the one problem is the the pivots. The pivots, they squeak. They make noise and it's just so bad. So but thankfully, I have some lubrication, lubrication. I just need some lubrication to go on there. But other than that, it's going to be good. So I'm just going to grab some of my lubrication out of the refrigerator. I put it in the refrigerator because my roommate keeps stealing it. Where is it? Where? Oh, there's the lubrication. There it is. Ah, the lubrication for my balisong, yes. So I'm just going to open this up really quick. And now I just need my tool that I use to put my put the put the lubrication on the balisong. So I'm just going to pull that out of the. So this is my balisong. This is the balisong applicator tool that I use to put all the lubrication onto my balisong. So I'm just going to scoop some of that right there. And then we're just going to spread some of that on. Oh, that's how you do it. That's how you do it. So this actually this is actually probably my best balisong that I own. I actually made it myself. I made it in a car, a Kmart parking lot. I miss Kmart so much. And now and now here it is. It's the same as I just got some screws and it's got some pivots. And I cut them in half and I ground them down. I lost the Zen pin. I lost the Zen pin screw. But that's OK, because it still flips really, really, really good, really nicely. And boy, are all my balisongs lubricated so freaking well. Oh, man, it's so good. So, yeah, I actually want to mass produce these. This is called the Octopus Factory Stainless China Butter Knife Fly. And I made it myself. And it's so good. It's the best thing that I've ever created. So, yeah, if you want to buy one, just listen to some of these satisfied customers. The combination between subpar cutlery balisongs you've all been waiting for. The true evolution of the balisong hobby. They're all for your succession to Benchmade. This balisong restored my ability to feel love. This is definitely going to be my first balisong. Now that's a great butter. Wait, who's actually gay? Gay? So, yeah, if you want to buy it, this is a stainless China. It's really good. So just go ahead and buy it. It's worth it's worth so much. It's worth so much. Garland, Garland. So, yeah, thanks to my Patreon supporters, by the way, because thanks to the Patreon supporters, I got a new camera. I'm no longer shooting on my Sony A7 III. I'm now shooting on the front facing camera of a PlayStation Vita. And I am immortal. So make sure you subscribe to the Patreon to support more creations like this. It's the best thing that's ever existed. And now it's just time. See you in the next one. ------- damn it. I am never helping you with this balisong ---- again.