Series Outro and Funny Outtakes: S1E16 Into the Woods | Gray Bearded Green Beret

Hey everybody, this is Josh here, the Great British Green Beret. Just wanted to take a minute and welcome you back to the series. Hope you're enjoying it. If you want to get a copy of all the gear that I used throughout this series, you can get a free downloadable packing list. I'll put that link in the description below. Also, if you're enjoying this series and you want to get the full film commercial free and all together, not broken up over the next several weeks, you can purchase the film still from my website. You can stream it. You can get it on your very own USB thumb drive, which is pretty handy, replaces the download. Or you can get it on a three disc DVD set. Highly recommend you add those so that you can get the full experience of watching everything together. If you like this series, you like the film, I'd encourage you to get my book. Everything that you see me do in the Into the Woods series and a heck of a lot more is all packed inside this book. And you can get this from my website. You can get it on Amazon. I'll put all the links in the description below. Click those. Get the film. Get the book. And I hope you enjoy this episode of Into the Woods. All right. Yeah, I hear something going on. A Florida man drove by with a trailer load of mattresses. This just did. They probably brought those from my hotel room last night. They look familiar. They smell familiar. I'm good. Get a little of that. It's got a lot in it. Oh yeah. I don't know if we were done, but that was. Which one that was? They're just, they're just in general. Another. Don't look at me. Another technique that you can use that's not really for a base camp. Filter. You guys want to try that water? Excuse me. I'm just enjoying the stay. Enjoying the weather. It's not even cold, even though one of your guys. What's that old song? What's that one song? Was that Rob Zombie or White Zombie? More humid than humid. That's it, right? Yeah, yeah. I thought it was. Pretty sure it was. Pretty sure it's humid. Tarp got loose in the night? Just slide your Prusik. Prusiks, they're not just for climbing anymore. Just the Prusik loops, hand tied by the gray bearded green beret. Some people are that famous, I guess. And that's essentially. Sorry. Try that again. Can't work under these conditions. Wasn't supposed to happen that way. Well, it's important to see if your stake is completely functional as you do what's called the ninja test. So once you get it all made, you've got to kind of get the perfect height and then you've got to say it, ninja test. And then you stick it into the ground like that. So this is a perfectly balanced, perfectly made stake because it passes the ninja test. I need to bushcraft me some Motrin. Cause now that same knot is being used for this now. Cause we use for that as we use for tying the bowline. It's like everything works together. It's like it's a system. There's not enough room in here for both of us. So you don't got to go home, but you can't stay here. And I have an extra stake, ninja test. It's not as good as the bushcrafted ones. Oh, grandma, not my prison shank. You almost died. Right there. How close can he go? Ninja test. I want to let you know I've owned that situation. No, that's exactly where I was aiming, right there. Primitive ninja star. I'm not wearing skill proof boots. Safety first. This is my safety, sir. There ain't no bugs on me. There might be bugs on some of you mugs, but there ain't no bugs on me. Thanks to American Beauty Berry. Add some extensions. Just kind of weave it in there. Play some ZZ Top music. Is your beard too short? If it is, find you some old man's beard and just weave it right in. Don't worry about the chiggers that are now infesting your neck. Makes me itch. Dismount. So to season your ribeye as best you can, what you're looking for is a branch from a black pepper tree. I'm about to laugh every time. You're looking for the branch. I can do this. Now we gotta get an actual pepper mill. And if you can answer his riddles three, he will gift you with some beautiful, precious, delicious bacon fat. All right, rolling. Just want to drizzle it on there. Right on top? Yep. Just like I'm icing. All over, all over. Save some for ours though.