found a naked girl in my house

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We kind of all create this communal thing at this one house called Ocho. If you aren't familiar with Ocho, Ocho parties are known for being historically like completely raunchy and gross. It's kind of like the thing where if you woke up in the house the next day and you walked around, you could potentially catch some sort of disease and you'll see what I mean by that in a little bit. Anyway, you walk into this party, right? And you go around the back and you come down this like gross staircase with just beer and cigarette buzz and papers and probably like even condoms, tampons, I don't know. There's a lot of gross stuff in the staircase you'd have to go to go into this house. You walk into the basement, it's this big open area. You've got a big pong table in one corner, a DJ booth over in the other corner, and then a staircase right in the middle that is just always slippery as hell and probably 10 to 15 people fall down it every single time they have a party, especially unsuspecting freshmen who've never been there before and don't know the rules of the house. Rule number one is always grab the railing at the Ocho. Anyway, so you walk into the house, there's just a sea of people. At around like eight o'clock at night, it was somewhat packed, but it was mostly girls. That is like obviously such an odd thing to happen at parties where there's so many girls that like the guys gotta text their friends and be like, yo, like what are you guys doing? You need to get to this house. There's a lot of girls, guys start showing up and pretty soon it's completely packed to the point where you can't really move without getting someone's sweat on your body and that just is kind of gross. We start, you know, playing some drinking games, even though guys, I have said this on my channel before, it's a lot of people to surprise. I don't typically drink when I go out. I mean, I'll have, I'm 21, so like I'll have a beer once in a while, but I like, I 100% prefer being sober just because I'm a better person all around. I can wake up the next day and be functioning and stuff like what was about to happen to some people in this story doesn't happen to me. I'm just mingling and I'm dancing. There are a few significant things that happened. One, there's like a staircase, like I said, the really slippery one, and part of the reason it's so slippery is because the people at the top of the staircase have a bottle or a couple bottles and they yell at people that are going down the staircase. They say, hey, you down there, open up. And the person down there is like, what? But they kind of don't really have a choice. I mean, they're already a little bit buzzed or drunk anyway, so they're just like, open up, all right. And it's just a stream of $10 alcohol just goes into the back of their throat and then they go on with their night. Anyway, I'm up there. I'm kind of like watching this whole thing go down. It's so entertaining to see like people getting it spilled to their eyes and we're just laughing our asses off at this like debauchery that we're watching. A few people fall down the stairs as expected, but the one thing that stuck out in this night at this party, in plain view, a girl just absolutely unloads everything that was in her stomach from the dining hall. I have to assume she was on the unlimited plan because she had so much food that came out and went all over the floor. There's puke everywhere and it immediately stinks up the entire first floor. You can see it. I mean, I have a Snapchat. I'll put the Snapchat in. That's the only Snapchat I have from the night. There's puke everywhere and it smells so bad. I'm laughing. I'm like, somebody needs to clean that up. Not what I expected would happen, but this one girl comes out of nowhere. You'd think someone who lived in the house would handle this with like a mop. No, this girl goes over to the sink, grabs a huge bowl from whoever knows where, fills it up with a little bit of soap and a lot of hot water, rushes over to the other side of the room and just dumps it on the puke. Like that was gonna help in some way. I don't really know what she was thinking. I didn't get that on video, but. So the whole night basically was a blur for most people who were there and I ended up going home and boom. Now it's the next day. I wake up the next day. It's just like any Sunday for me. I wake up feeling totally good because I didn't drink the night before. I feel actually really good this morning. I walk out, go into the common room, see a couple of my friends. One of my friends just completely passed out on the couch. For the sake of the story and his identity, I don't wanna reveal anything. I'm just gonna call him De Quavis. De Quavis is sitting there right on the couch, actually passed out with his hand. The way he slept the entire night, he was like this. So his hand was like that and his face was down here as if he was about to, as if he was about to like get up when he was drunk and passing out on the couch. But like he just, just like couldn't do it to make it to his bed. He's like passed out like this. By the way, I woke up kind of late because I was uploading a video. I was editing like super late. I woke up like 11 this day. He ended up sleeping in that position till four. So let me tell you a little bit about De Quavis. De Quavis has a girlfriend and it's a girlfriend that he really likes and they've been together for, I think over a few months now. But they, yeah, they've been great and we all really like a girlfriend. This is a girl who like is just awesome all around. So keep that in mind. We really like this girl. De Quavis gets a little bit too drunk sometimes and he adopts this alter ego that we call Ted. Ted is extremely aggressive, extremely confrontational and also kind of like a horn dog. Like he ends up, how do I say this? Getting lucky a lot. Aye, aye. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Yes, see puppy, see puppy, see puppy. So me, Tyler and Nick are sitting in our common room playing some Fortnite and Jackson comes downstairs. Jackson goes into the kitchen. He's like, what's up boys? Grabs a little glass of water, drinks it, goes into the bathroom to take a pee or whatever Jackson does. On his way back out, he walks into the room with the stupidest grin slash smile slash look of amazement on his face. Jackson walks in and he says, guys, there's a girl in De Quavis's bed and it's not his girlfriend. We all look around at each other, we're like. I mean, it's kind of one of those things where like you hate to see it, but at the same time, you're just like, oh my God, I can't wait to see the drama unfold. By the way, De Quavis is still passed out on the couch. Like we tried to wake him up to see like, dude, like what's going on. He was just out cold because apparently Ted also becomes a bear and goes into complete hibernation after the night that he has one of his rampages. He's out. I, you know, being me, I feel like I'm somewhat responsible and like I wanna make sure that this girl's like, okay. I go into Jake's room, I knock on the door, you know, hey, can I come in? She's like, sure, like, okay. So I walk in, I have no idea who this girl is. I've never seen her in my life. She was really sweet. She's like, hi, I'm so sorry about this. I'm like, no, no, it's totally fine. Like I understand. We all had a really weird night last night. Like no need to explain. She's like, yeah, it's, I know. I don't, I didn't realize that I drank that much. I'm like, no, it's like, it's totally fine. Can I help you with anything? Is everything okay? She's like, yeah, I'm okay. I just, I can't find my phone. I don't know where my jacket is and I only have one shoe. I'm like, oh, okay, that's fine. Yeah, let's, let's try to figure that out. I mean, we looked all over De Quavis's room and the shoe was not there. So the cards didn't add up for some reason. I'm wondering, like, did she come all the way from the house down the street where the party was in one shoe with De Quavis and somehow leave her phone and jacket? That didn't really make sense. Anyway, I go ahead and I call the guys who live at the Ocho and I say, yo, like there's a girl in our house. We don't know who she is. She only has one shoe. She can't find her phone or her jacket. Do you mind if she comes over and like takes a look around? My friend at the Ocho is like, yeah, sure. Like have her come over. It's totally fine. Like a lot of people left stuff here. Like, okay, great. So now unnamed girl with one shoe needs to go over to the Ocho to see if she can find her things. Me being a gentleman, I'm like, okay, you only have one shoe. Do you want to borrow some of mine? And she's like, um, sure. So I go into my closet and I give her my pair of Converse. They're a little bit big on her. She goes over to the Ocho and she looked all around the house, all around the basement. The throw up was still everywhere in the kitchen. She doesn't find anything. So fast forward like three hours later, we kind of just put this thing behind us. It's kind of getting late. We're starting to eat dinner. We all kind of, we had our homework, grind session, whatever. We sit back down in the common room and we all kind of start going over like the funny stuff that happened the night before and what we're doing this week, planning more Fortnite, whatever. One of our roommates who we hadn't seen all day walks down into our living room at 7 p.m. Just still in his underwear, looking like he has no idea where he is. For the sake of the story, we're going to call him Barry. And Barry goes, yo, there's a girl's jacket and a shoe in my room and also a phone. And I have no idea whose it is. We all sit there on the couch and we're like, that's the girl. It wasn't De Quavis, it was Barry. So turns out De Quavis didn't cheat on his girlfriend. So good for that relationship because we're really happy that they're together in the first place. It turns out Barry, he, I guess, ended up taking girl home and having no idea or no recollection of it. And then the other part of it is that this mystery girl, who we found in De Quavis' bed, for some reason left her shoes, one shoe upstairs and walked all the way downstairs to sleep in De Quavis' room. Who knows what happened? But yeah, that's the story, guys. I guess the moral, is there a moral? Can you learn anything from that? Don't drink. Unless that's fun. Actually, you know what? I would say drink because then people like me get to enjoy the benefits of hearing a story like that because that's hilarious because it didn't happen to me. It happened to De Quavis and Barry and random girl that we never named. Let's call her Cynthia. That's the story. Hope you guys enjoyed. Make sure to subscribe to the channel if you like the video. Add me on Snap because I made my Snap public again. Add me on Instagram over here. Snapchat, guys. I really don't respond to messages anymore but I will respond to pictures. I'll at least open the pictures and videos but the messages, I just don't even look at anymore. I wanna do like a reality TV show type vlog coming up soon. Spring Break's coming up. The vlogs are about to keep getting littered. More lit and stay fun and everything so I hope you guys enjoyed this story time. If you liked it, drop a thumbs up. What's today, Monday? 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