INAPPROPRIATE DRUNK COLLEGE ADVICE 2018 Q A

Dude, I can't have any chicks over anymore. I've got some rain coming out. It's time to go. We're here to find marshmallows. Thank you. Well, so we did the last drunk Q&A and it did pretty well. So naturally a lot of brands reached out and were like, hey. Naturally. We want a piece of the pie, you know. So we had a lot of alcohol. A lot. What? That was funny. That's what brands do. They're like, give me the pie. You know? No, no, no. But this one, one of the alcohol brands reached out. Yes, an alcohol brand. We tried their stuff. It was good. So we were like, word. Let's do this thing. So today we have some cans of Any Day Rosé. Can we do the makeup thing? So what you want to do is you just want to let it focus and then you're going to go in with your finger and you're just going to take this little crack thing. Oh my god. I was going to say you're going to find a friend. Cheers. It's good. It's kind of different too. It's like almost a little bit more little oaky, a little bit more sophisticated. Just kidding. It just tastes like rosé and like a cider. Made with real rosé. Gluten free. It has one gram of, what's that Natalie? Sugar. Only one gram of sugar. That means like no hangover, which is awesome because tomorrow we're going to be full form. Yeah, 7am soul cycle. You bet your bottom dollar I'll be there. And there's real rosé in it. Real rosé. Six grams of carbs, only 120 calories. Guys, crack open a can of Any Day Rosé. Last thing I want to say is that there is a bunch of promos going on. You can get a lot of percentages off of these things. You can get 10% off of an 8 pack. 15% off of a 24 pack. And 20% off a 96 or 365 pack. Okay, so we have new merch in guys. Is it hot in here? This is an XL. I was thinking you could put it on. It would be cool as like a dress. You know how I love my t-shirts as dresses. Do you want to wear a hoodie? I love the hoodies. I like that one. Cute. Wait, I'm just going to fix this. Pants are off. Action. You want to start off slow? Alright, let's get into these questions. Wait, I'm going to get another. I just remembered Remember last time watching the video while I was editing it? This is the point. I start laughing instead of answering the question. So we'll see how early that comes. I can feel it, but I'm a girl so that doesn't happen. This is going to get weird. I just remembered something. Don't let me forget I have a surprise for you guys. At some point during the video. Crack this sucker open. What's the most amount of people somebody you know has hooked up with? Natalie, how many? Shut the **** up. What was your favorite activity to do when no friends were available? Natalie, again. This is a college Q&A. I just do loads of drugs. I'm a weirdo. I read books. That's the truth. What I do, I work out. I go to a random workout class. How do you get girls? Natalie, again. I'm just sitting out there on the street. I'm saying, you, you, you. They flock to me. Arlen, take this away. I think it just comes down to being a good guy. But so good that there's so much competition for him that all the girls are like, I want that guy. Why can't I have that guy? Then he's like, sorry babe. That's the truth. What is the craziest thing you have seen or have done at a party? Arlen. You've done me. What's your worst experience with an RA? My RA freshman year was hot so I didn't have too many bad experiences. No, actually week one of college, my second night ever, we had a party because we were freshmen. We didn't know what to do so we had a party in a dorm room with like 19 people and we thought we were sick. I don't think you were invited. I probably wasn't at school yet. Wait, what was your worst experience with an RA? I've never had any experience with an RA. All your sexual experiences with your RA are good? Yeah, no, they were fine. These are so good. I'm already feeling it. How long do you think you could survive in the wild on your own? I don't think it's a college question, but can we apply it to college? The college is the wild. So how long can you survive in college without... I'm nervous. I feel like Arlen's pretty weird, like the way he says words. I mean, the college is kind of wild. I mean, the wild is... The college is a wild, wild thing. The wild, wild west. Okay, are we going to attempt to answer this or move on? Let's move on. Okay, moving on. Best way to deal with a roommate who isn't cool about having chicks over. Dude. Stop. Alright, Chad, listen up. If Brad wants to have a chick over... What is Brad of his chick over? No, I think this is more like Brad wants to have the chick over. No, but Chad needs to listen up. Chad's like, dude, you can't have any chicks over anymore. Dude, you can't have any chicks over. No. So I'm Chad and you're Brad. Dude, you've had chicks over the last three nights. Bro, bro, bro, I'm just trying to **** my bitches. Dude, I'm trying to... Bro, I'm trying to nut. I'm trying to nut. I pay for this education. I pay for these bitches. My parents pay for this education. My parents pay for me not to get any. Brad, Brad, I get laid once a week and that's enough for me, alright? Bro, I need a... Jerk off or something. I do, man, six times a day, bro. I can't help it. How do you make friends in college? Um, I pay them, so that's a good route. Oh, yeah, we get this one every time and my go-to answer is just say hi to people before they say hi to you, dude. Which is like really good advice. Does one of you ever been like... This is me being serious, not Brad. Does one of you ever walk by someone and been like, oh my god, I can't believe they said hi to me like in a weird way? Yeah. Okay, what things should you not bring with you to college and what were your must-haves freshman year? Did you bring that vibrating dildo that you were talking about? I left it at home. My freshman year roommate, I was like on FaceTime, I was like, yo, you okay with dildo? And she was like, mmm, no. I was like, okay, I'll leave it at home. She was like, mmm. And then I actually did room with her, I'm not sure what happened. Yeah, no, then the cop showed up. For the dildo? And what were your must-haves? Must-haves? The dildo. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. But this is real college advice for someone. What you should bring to school is a musical instrument. Did you bring one? No, you didn't. You have a piano. I would say must-haves, there's so many little things. Yo! We got a piano up in the stage! Wait, we can sign it! No, the sign-up! Who would've thought we'd end up with a freaking piano? You thought this was a drunk Q&A? No, this is a drunk piano lesson. It's taking a twist, everyone. Twist and tease. Alright, what's the next question? We're gonna answer it musically. Okay, drunk Q&A takes a twist. Wait, can I answer my must-haves? I feel like I need to redeem myself after saying you need to bring a dildo to college, because that's just not that's just not accurate. I would say, go find John! Go find yourself a speaker that's bluetooth. Have I ever serenaded you? No, let's let it rip, bro. Okay, well I was just gonna repeat whatever you said. Okay, do you recommend parties over studying? No. No. I don't recommend partying over studying. Over studying. No. I don't recommend partying over studying. I'm just looking at our legs right now. Woo! I don't recommend partying over studying. I don't recommend partying over studying. I don't recommend partying over studying. Studying. Recommend. Partying. Weed. Alcohol. Drugs. Okay, next song. What's the craziest thing you've ever done? This. The craziest thing I've ever done? I tried to yam my head off the keyboard, but I wasn't flexible enough. Wait, can you say the craziest thing we've ever done? I don't know. I don't think your spine bends that way. Is it illegal to date in college? Oh. I would love to have a boyfriend this year, so. Me too, man. Rachel! That was beautiful. Thank you. What is your play-by-play guide on how you wheel chicks at a bar? Okay, Arlen, tell us how you what you say to girls. This is how it goes. Hey guys, did you know I'm famous? Um. Um. Yo, check this out. He brings his piano. I wanna **** you in the asshole. Please let me do it now. Please let me penetrate your I want to penetrate you. Please let me penetrate you. You know you want it. I'm so hard on you. I'm not gonna get you a drink cause you asked for it. You don't need one. I'm not gonna buy you a drink. Ooh, that was a good segue. What's the worst decision you made in college? This. I'm just kidding. The classic this answer. What we're doing right now is so crazy. The worst decision I made in college was Not asking me to prom. No. How do I make friends from other schools like you? I don't know. It's just they're a little hard for itself. Yeah, I mean, this is a smart person we're dealing with. I'm gonna just say you can probably figure that one out for yourself. You probably can figure it out better than I can. Yeah. Like you are literally more qualified to do that. Yeah, you're like scientifically, you're genetically more. Ah, I messed it up. Okay, do you sleep with more people in college than you do in high school? I'm gonna zoom in on your hand with whatever this was. It was like you trying to be like, yeah, you too. And then it was like a What's your favorite move when dancing with a girl? I'm so nervous right now. I teach. Here's me at the bar. I just have I go, hey, do you know how tango despacito comes on? You're like, I need to find a lady. Hey, lady, you want to know how to tango? No. Loose. Loose, loose, loose. And boom. Oh, it gets close. And then you go like this. Oh no, I don't have pants on. Like this. Spin. I don't have pants on. You're good. Don't worry. So then you just go like this. I still don't know how to do that. How many marshmallows can you fit in your mouth at once? This is the last question. Can we go get them? I'm so down. Can you play Mo Bamba? I just want to hear Mo Bamba, not Africanga. It's gonna Okay, I'm putting my pants back on. Stop. Okay, pants are back on. Great. Hey, Gretchen. Let's go. Okay, guys. Let's get it. Merch link in bio. Come on, Chad. Chad. Let's roll. Oh, baby. That's what happens when you take the merch off. Come on, pretty ladies. That's so cute of them. Shout out to all the Gnarlin fans out there. To the Gnarlin. All you three of you. Natalie's mom, Natalie's sister, and Natalie's brother. Everyone else is like, ahhh. Let's do the elf thing. Give a smile to every child. What's he doing? I don't know. We're here to find marshmallows. Binky. Natalie, I think we're in the Binky gang now. I know. Marshmallows. We found them. Perfect. Alright, we're gonna have all these marshmallows. I love gold bombs. You're stuck. You ever put this on your balls? Yeah, I've put it on my sack a few times. I think you know that guys do that. What is gold bombs? And I've also seen sack powder. I'm so out of the loop. Why would I do that? Is it like a friction thing? If it's like hot out and you just want to have some relief from like stickiness, you just go. Just like. Okay. Marshmallow time. Get your sack powder here. Today only. You get 50% off. Say Arlen Moore referred me at the cash register. Excuse me? Where are the marshmallows? Are they in this aisle? Oh, they're right here. This could get weird. Why are we here? We have to do one thing. Lord, I don't know what I do. Lord, I make it easy. Nice long day. She said goodbye. Can you jig for us? I'm just annoying. She do you. She got the kind of loving. Oh my lord. Such a beautiful dream. $1 marshmallows. Thank you. Wait, you forgot your ball sack powder. Why is he walking like that? His sack is sticky. That's so cute of you. Arlen, watch out. I don't know how to say it. How many is that? You can't even say it. You have to be able to say it. Oh boy. How many was it, guys? I don't know. Let's go count. They're all salivaed up. I had 14. No way. You have a big mouth, Arlen. I think when you chew, your cheeks get like... It's interesting because Natalie said she liked big d**k to deep d**k. She thinks she'd be the one. That's it for today's vlog, guys. I hope you enjoyed. Like, comment, subscribe to Natalie too. We'll see you next time on 8am. Link in merch. Link in my merch. Goodbye.