Who Am I Guessing Game | JoJo vs. Jordan

What are you doing? Baa! Jackson! Baa! Just get him! Get him! Baa! Oh, but I scared him! Come here, Jackie. That was weird. That thing is very bright. It's happy hour! Cheers! Uh, OK, so today we're doing a happy hour game time. Which means competition, which means you're going down. I am trying to think! Am I a singer? No. I don't know! Jordan! We're both competitive. You're like sneaky competitive. You say you're not, but you get riled up. I do not. It's a yes or no question. If you don't know the answer, I get to ask you another question that you're certain of the answer. I don't act crazy. You act crazy. How? That's the rules. You said this. Oh, that point didn't count. And that's you. Whoa, so you're a cheater. No, I'm not a cheater. I'm just like, OK, if someone... So you're OK with bending the rules? I'm like, OK, this is all fun and games. What? Why are there rules then? We are really good on a team. Yes. In games. We are. Which is big. Which is great, because we're so competitive. But head to head? Mm-mm. So let's go, baby. You good? I'm good. All right. So we've seen this game online, and we're going to give it a try. It's called Who Am I? So we got pop culture celebrities, which I feel like is a little skewed towards you, but I'm going to... I'm a fighter. See, he's already setting up. I'm a fighter. If it's OK if you lose it. I'm at a disadvantage. Oh my gosh. Anyways. We're going to fight through it. You have all guys on your list. I got guys. I have girls in my head. Yes or no questions only. OK. So who's going first? You want to go first? We all go? OK. When you're ready to guess, you only get one of those. So you guess. If you're wrong, you lose. Go, Tom, baby. Let's do the... Yep. The suspense is crazy right now. You go. OK. Am I a singer? Yes. Wow. Am I an actor? No. Am I a brunette? No. Am I a singer? Yes. OK. Am I older than 30? No, you are not older than 30. For sure. 100%. Cool. Your birthday is December 7th. Am I... How do you know that? A country singer? No. Am I... This is going to be the biggest hint ever. If you don't get this... Oh. Have you met me before? Yes, I left T-Swift. You've met her before. But I did meet her 2007 out in Northern California. And there was only a couple hundred people at the show. Maybe. Yeah. Don't try to throw me off first off. It's either yes or no. Am I... Am I married to somebody famous? Yes. I'm ready to solve the puzzle, Jordan. You only get one shot at this. One shot. One opportunity. I am Taylor Swift! Woo! I think her birthday is the 7th. 7th of the month. I just know that you've probably only met one blonde singer ever in your life. That's my guess. OK. That's what you think. Oh, God. Am I hot? Yes. Oh! I think so. Married to someone famous. Hot. Singer. Not country. But you do know who I think is hot? Pfft. I know who I think is hot. And so... Justin Timberlake. What other singer? Uh... Nick Jonas? That's not... I don't know... I would... I didn't know Nick Jonas was a singer. I thought he was an actor. OK, but... Justin Timberlake is an actor as well! I know, but this is a yes or no... Friends with benefits. No, this... Great movie. That's why I hesitated, because this is a yes or no sort of question you said, and he's not known for acting, so what was I supposed to say? So either way, I won that round. I don't know. I beg to differ. So, uh... OK. Do you think she was cheating? Comment down there. How could I have been cheating? It's already rigged. I thought my top was coming off. Gotta have... Now it's a party. OK. One, two, three. Is mine right side up? Go. So I'll go first on this one. Um... Am I an actor? Yes. Am I an actress? No. Hm. Hesitated. Taking a mental note of that. Am I in, like, comedy movies? You have been. That's not a yes or no. Yes. You... OK. Clarify, please! Can you please ask that differently? Am I known for being... in comedies? No. OK. So am I a singer? Yes. OK. Do I love this person? I mean... Come on. You know some of the actors that are comedians. No? OK, that's a no. No. OK. Am I brunette? Uh... Yeah. Ow, my foot's falling asleep. Can you clarify brunette? Yeah, sure. We'll go with that. Will she... OK. Um... Am I... I was trying to see the reflection in the camera. It's not happening. Uh... Not known for comedies. Or known for comedies. I said you're not known. Not known for comedies. See, my top just fell off again. Am I short? Yes. I'm short? Yeah. Oh, OK. Shoot! Yeah, OK. Am I... under 30? I'm just going through the same questions. Yeah. You're under 30. I'm glad you have, like, a checklist of... So I'm a singer, and I'm brunette, and I'm under 30. Got it? Um... Am I in action movies? Yes. Whoa! Shoot! I'm so nervous! I'm getting warm! OK. Do I like this person? Yes. That didn't help me out. Uh... Was I once married to... Katie Holmes? Cha-ching! You hesitated on if you were a full brunette. So it's not Selena Gomez, because she's a full brunette. But JLo, she's over 30. This is good logic you're using. I'm going to guess exactly who this person is. So your only chance right now is a Hail Mary before I'm up next. I am trying! Thank you. Oh, I should guess. Let me just stop. I'm a singer. Please, I'm not ready to guess yet. I feel like you're pressuring me. Can you... It's... No, no! I don't want you to give me a hint, because then you're going to use that against me if I get this right. It's true. So, um... Thank you. You're welcome for those hints. Ariana Grande! Shoot! That quicker. Tom Cruise! I'll just let you have that round. I'm feeling good now. I'm in the groove. You know what? Thank you for that. Next. You're upside down. Le who? A sir? Am I blonde? No. It's like the first question. Am I an athlete? Uh, no. Am I a singer? No. Am I a white guy? Yes. You're really deep in thought right now. I know. I'm just trying to think, okay? Am I an actress? Yeah. Okay. Do I work on... in TV? Yeah. Am I a singer? Am I married? Um... I would... Yeah. You're married. Do you think I'm attractive? I think you're handsome. Thank you. Now, what about this person? I am married. You are. I am not a blonde. You aren't. And I'm an actress. Yeah. Am I... a big actress? No. Have I been on a TV show that you have watched? You have. Um... That I... Yes. Come on. I'm an actress. Yeah. And I'm... Burnett? Yeah. Oh, I just tricked him. See how I did there? And I'm married. Yes. Am I married to somebody that I think is hot? Oh, that's a... I'm gonna say no. That's a tricky question, right? Um... Am I on Grey's Anatomy? I'm a working actress. I'm still on... movies that I would see. Is that your question? Yes. No. Oh. And... Am I... under 30? I am not still on TV. I was an actress. I'm married to somebody that I wouldn't find normally good looking. I'm Burnett. I gotta figure this out. You're gonna get this. I'm gonna get mine? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I feel like I... I have an idea, but... Am I now famous... for being married to the person I'm married to? Yep. Okay. I know. Stop. Ugh! I am... a white guy that's... that's over 30. My questions are terrible, because that gives me nothing. I've watched a show that you're... on. You... Wait. And I find you handsome. Wait a minute. That's another question. Andy Cohen. You're not Andy Cohen. What else do you watch? That Housewives thing. What else do you watch? Can I guess? Yeah, guess. Can I guess Meghan Markle? Son of a... Woo! Baby! Chris Harrison! Woo! How did I not get Chris Harrison? I'm sorry. Oh! That was so good. I feel so proud of myself. Hell yeah. I'm so good. Okay. I think I asked you, am I a big actress? Let's not recap. Because I don't think that... Okay. Am I a singer? No. Ugh! Am I a singer? Yep. Am I... an actor? No. Hmm. Semi-brunette. Am I a political figure? You're not. Ugh! Do I have children? I'm a singer and brunette. I have children. Am I... an athlete? Yes. Dang it. I feel like that just really... And I have children. Am I married to someone famous? Yeah. Do I play football? Do I have children with the man that I'm married to? I think so. Sure. Yeah. It's a yes or no question. If you don't know the answer, I get to ask another question that you're certain of the answer. What did you ask? Is the person I'm married to, do I have children with that person? Yeah. Yeah, you do. It's on J-Lo. He just phoned a friend. Am I a quarterback? How is that... I just don't like that you're asking me questions. Oh, okay. Am I white? Do I... play for the Patriots? Yes. I gotta guess. Beyonce. Yes! Tom Brady! Woo! That is a... I feel really... I feel really sad that I ripped this up. That was not good sportsmanship. That wasn't. That was not! Three, two, one. Okay. Am I on... television? Yes. Do you follow this person on Instagram? No. No? I don't think so. Okay. Am I a host? No. Am I... I'm on television. Am I older than 40? You could be. Okay. Ish. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. The answer is I don't know, but it's not obvious. Right. Okay. What am I? I'm on TV. Do I watch one of the shows that I'm on? Yeah. Okay, please. If you're doing this weird answer where you try to act like it, it's really manipulative. Okay, yes. You watch the TV show. Am I on TV? Yes. Am I on reality TV? Yeah. Am I on... That just really does not help. ...HGTV? No. Am I... married? Yep. Do I watch the TV show that I'm on? You have before, but it's not like your regular programming. Am I married to... an athlete? No. Am I known for being on TV? Yeah. That's what I do. Yes, you're on TV. That's what you do. Was that a dumb question? So I'm on TV. That was a dumb question. How many reality shows do I even watch? A lot. Am I on HGTV? No, wait. That was my question. That was your question. How have I been on HGTV? Am I on TV for sports? No, you're not. Was I on HGTV? No. Am I on reality TV? You're on TV. I don't know what that means. You asked that question! Am I on reality TV? It's not that hard. No, not really. Am I... a brunette? Yeah. Well, do I have three best friends on the TV show that I'm on? No, I don't even... Is it Prideful Jokers? Oh, no! I'm a girl! You are a girl. I'm on TV! On reality TV! And I'm a brunette! Am I younger than 30? Am I on a TV show that you like more than I like? Yes. Mmm. I'm married. I'm older than 30. I'm a brunette. I'm on TV. It's a sad life, huh? Is this, like, obvious? Is that your question? Yes. Is this a person that, like, I clearly know well? Yes. And this is an obvious one? Yes. Yours is so easy, like, it's ridiculous. Like, what am I missing here? Everything. Oh, my God! Tell me! At least we got drinks. I just need, like, a moment. Am I a host? Yeah. I'm currently, like, I'm currently on TV. Yes. Do I host with my wife? No. Do you find me attractive? This is a very difficult question. I don't, what does that mean? I don't find you attractive. But it's complicated. Okay, here you go. Do people generally think this person is beautiful? Yes. There you go. Talk. Seriously? Yeah. Guys, I'm sorry. It's taking so long. Am I only, am I only known for, have I done movies? I don't think so. No. Okay. Not The Rock. I am on TV. You watch this television show. It is on all the time. Should I guess mine? I mean, I don't know. It's not like it's super obvious. Yours is super obvious. Well, that just really pisses me off, man. If you literally just think through what you have watched. I do. I have. I did. You are going to be so mad at yourself. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Is the reality television show that I'm on, like, dramatic? And there's a drama involved. Yes. Do I host a very, very popular show that everybody knows? Yes. Just think about it. Am I older than 45? No. Oh, no, no. Am I... Oh, my gosh! Wait! Am I... Wait! Come on. Go. Oh, no. I'm going to have to... What's a popular show right now? Okay. Oh, no. Oh, this is so hard. I mean, I'm laughing, like, I think I know. I'm on the right track. Okay, go. Do I host a game show? Nope. Am I married to a rapper? Yep. Ready to guess. I'm ready to guess. Now it all makes sense. I don't mind you're attractive, but people would. Ryan Seacrest. Wait. I have to guess. I know. Do you want me to just give you a hint? It's not Ryan Seacrest. So you get another shot. You get another shot. Look how cute Jackson is. Okay, come on. Because you know I already got this. So do you want me to give you a hint? No, no, no. You give me a hint. I want to do it without a hint. I know, but shoot. I want to do it without a hint. I mean, I'm just grasping at straws here, but Jimmy Falun. That's such bullshit. What? Because I... Oh! Jimmy Falun! But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Because I could have guessed, and I... No, you couldn't have. You asked a question, and it was my turn. Woo! Kim Kardashian. Oh, yeah. You're right. How did you... Okay. Something weird happened. How did you just come to Jimmy Falun? I guess I was just thinking of the type of TV show. But why? Just all of a sudden. I don't know. Because you looked at Jackson, and I happened to flip my card around. I don't know. Let's go. Oh, you won that one. It was a cheater. I knew it. Okay. Am I a smoking hot heartthrob? People probably find you attractive. You don't? You don't get me going. I don't even know what that was. But I'm sure there's a lot of women out there that find you smoking hot. Okay. Am I a singer? Yep. Am I a musician? Nope. Really? Am I younger than 30? No. Am I old? No. Am I a pop singer? Yeah. Am I in movies? Yes. Am I, like, legendary? Hell yeah. Am I funny? Mm-hmm. Did we grow up on this music? No. Am I in a movie that you have seen in the last year? Um, yes. Do I have a show in Vegas? Because that's where the legends go. Oh. Yeah, you do. Mm-hmm. Am I in a movie that we watched in the last few days? Few days? Have we watched many movies in the last few days? Like, in a week? No. Was one of my songs in the Titanic? Oh, so what you're asking is, did she sing a song that we were singing in the shower the other night? Yes. No. Do I have curly hair? You do not. I'm not Britney Spears because we grew up on her music, and you said she's pop. She's not Celine Dion because Celine Dion was Titanic. Was I married to Nick Cannon? No. I did not say that! Am I overweight? No. Do I have a hot bod? You're not overweight. Do I have a hot bod? You don't get two questions. Am I overweight? Am I overweight slash do I have a hot bod? Well, those could be one or different answers. So the answer is no, you're not overweight. You can ask the following one later. Am I also in a movie? This is not fair. Oh, you're putting it down, huh? Oh, you're coughing. Oh, let me just go get a drink. I'm done. Oh, gosh! Matthew McConaughey. You're just going to take a guess? How do you know I have the right answer? But I think Matthew McConaughey's hot, so. Yeah, that's right. Leonardo DiCaprio. That's actually a good guess. That wasn't my guess. No! Fine! No. Guess. Lady Gaga. Who was I? You have a very good body. You actually probably are known for your physique. Chris Hemsworth. That was a great guess. You are a big dude. The Rock. Oh, no! Dang it! Are you upset? Dang it. Well, that was fun. Yeah! All right. Yeah, baby! I will accept defeat. Whatever. Kim Kardashian? I won. Come on! If you guys have any other games we can play and I can crush, let me know. Otherwise, we'll see you next time and make sure to subscribe. I still love you. I got cheated. Bye. Still mad.