i ran my first 5k 🤯 + holiday decorating with my boyfriend @Morgan Solo

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Nov 17, 2022
i ran my first 5k 🤯 + holiday decorating with my boyfriend @Morgan Solo
I think I'm gonna win.
What do you think?
It's cold.
You're here to spectate?
I'm here to run.
Are you?
Yes.
You're running?
Yay, awesome.
With the exception of like 10 seconds.
How'd the lungs do?
Well, like five minutes in, I coughed and I tasted blood
and I was like, oh ----, not this.
It was only like a little bit, so I thought,
well, I'll survive.
Cold air, is it worse?
Yeah, I think that's probably what triggered it.
So I'm not used to running outside.
I'm still slightly out of breath,
but I did it and I didn't die.
But I thought I was gonna die for a minute
when I started coughing up blood
and I kept going and I made it.
My legs were okay, like that wasn't a problem,
it was just my lungs trying to keep up.
And hey, a 10 and a half minute mile for your first 5K?
Like for someone with no running experience
who also has CF and all that,
like a 10 and a half minute mile is really good.
♪ Your eyes like fire ♪
♪ Reflect the glow ♪
♪ The morning star ♪
♪ Oh, please be brave for Christmas Day, woo-hoo ♪
Stephanie, gosh, you did good in that 5K.
Was it cold?
What time did you run?
It started at last.
Yeah, it was cold.
It's 28 degrees.
Oh, yeah.
Once I started running, it was so cold.
♪ Stocking tight ♪
♪ Break the ice, please be brave for Christmas Day, woo-hoo ♪
The next day.
My legs hurt.
Do you have the hooks?
The hooks, the hooks.
The hooks, Patrick, the hooks.
I'm gonna make a penguin.
It's not a treat, I promise.
You don't want this.
But it could be a treat.
It's so good.
Why are you making boob clay?
I gotta figure out what I'm gonna put the boobs on, though.
Like, they can't just be floating titties.
What if you put my titties on the penguin?
No, no penguin titties.
What is that?
It's the body.
Wait, I'm giving it pupils.
I thought you were about to say I'm giving it pubes.
No, not pubes.
Pupils!
Did you have AIM growing up?
Yeah.
What was your username and your screen name?
I could not tell you.
It had something.
I had a lot of Dragon Ball Z themed usernames,
but I couldn't tell you.
Well, my username was SpecialPenguin4.
This is a very special penguin, too.
There he is with the crazy eyes.
What should I make now?
I'll make a munchkin.
Are you making an umber?
I'm trying.
Aw, hi, buddy.
You wanna make something?
Yeah, you wanna make an ornament, too?
I know, it's hard being a dog.
You've upset him.
It's sad, because he doesn't have hands.
Bruh, how do you have a realistic looking dog,
and I have this?
How is this realistic?
Look at this!
Got them crazy eyes.
Kinda looks like Shaun the Sheep.
Who's Shaun the Sheep?
You're too old, I guess.
There's munchkin.
Now I'm gonna make you.
What is this?
What do you know?
It's not done yet.
That's my nose.
So whenever you end up single,
don't be posting videos wondering why
when you gave me a beak.
It's not done yet!
I'm gonna wake up and you're all alone one day.
Don't be getting on YouTube being like,
guys, Morgan left me and I don't know why.
I'm gonna revert back to this video.
I look like Doug from that old TV show, Doug,
but with a bigger nose.
Not done yet!
I look like the guy from the Wild Thornberrys.
Nigel, smashing!
With Donnie.
I don't think I have enough of that color to make you.
Cause you got a big ass head.
What?
Like you got a way bigger head than me.
I have to ruin a boob.
These are good boobs.
You don't have to make me if you wanna keep your boobs.
Alright, pee boobs.
Bro, I can't make you.
Like I can't get this nose going.
What, you don't like my nose?
I can't, I can't.
I don't understand how to get the nose part started.
Look at that, looks just like you.
There he is.
Model number one, ready for her close up.
She's got a little dark gray nose
and some bright green eyes and a lot of floof.
And a scowl.
There's naps.
Well, I think she probably heard that we were
putting up the tree tonight.
That's why the cats are in here.
They're just like, we are waiting, humans.
We are ready for destruction.
You look so stupid.
We're supposed to make ornaments
about what we really love in life.
I made Ember and Weed.
Is it accurate or is it accurate?
Good enough.
Now, into the oven.
What's this?
Tree?
I bet Ollie really is confused,
because, bless you, Ember's had Christmases before.
So I bet Ollie's like, what did he guess?
We can make a Hallmark movie about his birth
called The Christmas Miracle.
It's gonna be based in Boston.
A rogue cop finds him while he's out on patrols
and that rogue cop is played by Mark Wahlberg,
because he always has to play a cop in Boston.
It'll also have Ben Affleck in it.
And they find this dog and he saves their lives.
And that's how he becomes known as The Christmas Miracle.
But that's the joy of the movie.
You think it's just a cop movie,
but they're gonna find this puppy at the beginning.
You're gonna think that's a side piece,
but at the end, when the dude's about to die or something,
and his partner's been gunned down,
the puppy's the one that's gonna save him.
And that's how he becomes The Christmas Miracle.
God, I should write for Hallmark.
She's being very picky at the Hobby Lobby
about the tree skirts that will make up her mind.
I handed her two and walked away.
Three.
She chose this one.
That was a good choice.
It's got a little bear on it.
We have to wrap flannel in the tree,
because we're the flannel family.
Ha, ha, whoo!
Ember, look over there.
Thanks for checking out Steffi's channel.
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and if you don't remember, your parents don't love you.
Happy holidays!
Merry Christmas!
Bye!
Happy holidays, everybody!
Ow!
Oh, my stomach has been punctured.
Idiots.
You're all idiots.
Merry Christmas!
