1 DAG TERUG NAAR SCHOOL met KOEN (BANKZITTERS) | Kalvijn

Today I'm going back to school with Koen for one day What he doesn't know is that I've already contacted his little brother For all his school years he was always the one to be blamed That's how he sees Matties he hasn't seen in years Let's go play football in the canteen He receives quite a confrontational video message Well okay I've seen enough already Tomorrow I'll be a pain guys Welcome to Back to School the series where I go back to school with people who are nice to promote my school collection Today I'm working with Koen That was a great interview Yes really good This is Koen You can know him from this Download new cheese Or this No I don't need a ticket But especially this About mag levies Pardon Promotions For the people who still didn't get it I have my own school collection with them No What the **** Stop ******* around Were you also like that at school No at school I was really completely calm the whole time We are here at the ECL The First Christian Lyceum Did you bring your school supplies No Well that's convenient Why We'll check them out Okay Welcome to the beautiful classroom Where the **** are the calvijnpens You can just take a little look a little peek and then you think this is kind of funny And then you can stuff it into your bag Let's start with the bag I only see three bags but you said four Is this a joke I don't understand Oh that's camouflage I see I just don't get it These are those things from that time Yes cheese dippers dude You don't need to explain them They're ******* delicious I don't know what I've got man But not at all Who would like to take children's cola to school Is it good I don't think this cola is great You really have to put it on today A few bodies yes Here we have to put it on Okay okay This is really the sickest one What's your schedule No that's a book Is this a book Want Lux die is voor mij Ik neem mijn eigen mappie Want hij is iconisch Dus als je dit nu ziet en denkt I need another folder Yes buy it kid Thank you Oh I see a really cool tweet there Have you seen what's in it Do you want another pen Well absolutely It really feels good in the hand doesn't it There Oh he's definitely still heavy It does feel somewhat like a kind of quality It is quality Oh I've got something nice I mean if you of course have your school supplies What else do you need to get through the day A schedule Ah What are we going to do today We are going back to Koen's school history History German I was really bad at German That's why we're going to do that again Short break Gym Economics You were good at that Yes the economy is good An old businessman Then we have a break at the end And that's nice We will then take a test These are some questions from the exam What you have correctly answered Okay nice We're going to see who's crazier Because I did atheneum and you did Atheneum In itself this is a fair game So we now have to go to history 2 History Welcome to your history Yes we are not going to talk about the Golden Age today We won't be talking about the Second World War Because it's about the history of DNPNL You did it after all by working hard You can go to 4 VWO This year in third year I really had a hard time kid In March I was 6 Insufficient they say And at the end of the year 0 Do you want to stay back No boy Don't start with me We've got a little time to go yet Oh what Jesus Christ hey Look how cold and young I am Who do you still talk to I often talk to him He was just a good friend of mine I've already seen them I think six years ago And who are these Basje and Loeken But have you just lost track of him Well I don't know At a certain point you just haven't seen someone for a while Great boy How are you great Well you haven't bent in the meantime Oh damn What was Koen like at school Yes just a good kid Now it was a bit like the period when Koen started And we always played together with Koen That's what we always did after school And then were in a clan he called it that long ago Everyone played under the same type of name What was the name of the clan Crack Gleaming yes That was beautiful Let's go and reminisce a bit Yes let's take a little time to relive some wonderful memories But the next lesson starts soon Good day Ah German Good day Who is here That's good thank you Well we are Germans Get a bit familiar with what you can do in German right We'll go get those spoons Because I need to promote an S Okay the first word Hotel He can speak Dutch And then in German Hotel All is well all is well Okay car Car Farad is a bicycle Good Excellent Nice yes Great Well done Photo I have no idea Or could it also be a photo That's your task Image That hasn't gone bad yet Can you try that Another word for photo Of course Excavator That is very correct But a tip Think about the Dutch language Photo Is this it Yes very good And definitely all words are correct You did that well He is indeed positive We have two words correct It was exactly the same as in the Netherlands We of course also have speaking proficiency Also what's your name My name is Koen Wonderful My name is Kelsey Where do you live I live in Amsterdam In Amsterdam In Amsterdam I see How old are you I am 32 years old What did you say Twenty-two 23 Hey good morning kid Great Everything is like a thousand lights from the world We have known each other since primary school Yes nice that you're here We have the elementary school Wait a second Thank you sir Thanks It's break The best hour of the day There's a rat there Let's go over there Yes there' s a rat Nice It's a break During the break of course you are expected to eat a sandwich We are doing it a bit differently today Come on have a good spin kid I'll have a good spin Crooked with sweeping Orange Football You can have him Okay Time for the trick shot The one who fixes it first gets to give a butt slap But you are the other one You go first Oh I go first I'll take a look Then Jan will figure it out right away Oh If he comes back then he may And he goes in then then he counts too Yes yes Good luck with that Jesus Jammer Jesus Yes Oh [-] You can't just put him here otherwise Don't say it on the stage Look watch out Hop Oh too bad Yes What a goal Moe Lovely to say The fear Wonderful Typical I'm crying through the ceiling here Oh that's cute Yes that's quite nice I found this quite a nice challenge I think so too Gimbal Oh Jesus Christ Ding ding Boys Hello Come here This is my old gimbal set Oh no You may sit on the bench Just like before Well we'll get to work right away Yes of course We are going to play the oldest game in the gym That's of course Monkey in the cage Tag Yes good We are going to play tag I need touch Koen Ready What is this Six seconds and forty-seven hundredths This is cold 8 seconds and 37 hundred So That used to go a bit smoother back then 6 seconds and 89 Yes how is that possible This was much longer than last time Yes I am not the referee here What is a good tactic Ho ho Are we going to help the runner too Jump Let's go baby Tie them nicely I think we have a winner guys Well played guys Yes Delicious treats from us Hello ma'am Old teacher Not really No I have really laid out a very complicated lesson for you Well that's good because you were really good at economics Economics was one of my best subjects In economics we always have a demand and supply curve What do we put one axis and what on the other Value Euro Money Yes the price is here And time Usually the quantity is there Oh yes The PQ Then it is exactly in the middle This was the GO function and this is the MO function One more That was the marginal output For every additional unit you produce there Because it obviously has no fixed costs What is the maximum profit of this guy Yes he cuts him there Exactly there MO is MK It's where he cuts there Turnover Explain a bit What are we looking at Because it's starting to dance a bit for me This is the tax-exempt offer This is the offer with tax And the question is how much percentage is lost How many fewer are being caught Yes yes Yes I've got him How much is the tax That is the Q Supply and demand The day is plus one Is About 33.5 percent I think I'm certain Yes look now Economics master Oh that's nice to hear I'll be back in a bit I brought some nice things Yes this is my childhood No you weren't that healthy back then Sugar free A delicious donut Hey there Cheers Health Middle school It was a bit toned down I have had one girlfriend That was not the most loyal No she ended up cheating on me with a friend of mine Did you end up not talking anymore That's why I asked her twice if she wanted to come He had no desire for it Did anyone else matter to you or were you kind of falling for someone else Maybe someone you've often stood with the king Do you mean Emma Yes but I actually met her after school She wanted to be with her but she just put you in the friend zone No man No No it was her own fault that he was stuck in the friend zone Listen she didn't do anything at all to get him into the friend zone No she also had no desire to come She did make the video Well I'm really sorry I can't be there but I'm going on vacation soon I have to go to the airport now We've talked a lot about football and Ajax and Feyenoord on the ECL Well that woman is lying Why I've never spoken to her at school Huh Yes I met her after school say during the exam period So she's lying But I think let me just say Okay then I've seen enough already Hey come on man Everywhere I went I had those mountain huts stuck in my head I'm completely done with all that nonsense What a nice little movie Thank you You didn't even finish it No but I don't want to hear it anymore It's going to be about that anyway I really don't feel like it I just realized of course I have all sorts of treats in my Hey man Paper straws old man What the **** Well look This is unbelievable What a ridiculous idea Time for today's climax I'm stressed man These are a few questions from the final exam you once made Well that's really cool We have 20 minutes to make this That's not too long So I'd say good luck Okay Examination committee Ah Everyone will take a quick look Yes Did it go well I have to say I did spend some time on history And I didn't become German Neither did I I just expected ten Because that's not possible We didn't fill everything in The results are in What is this What is this nonsense What is this now Big L old man Get up man Go ahead I'm just sitting here Yeah I'm in Big Mouth You're gonna have a three right No shut up I'm right behind them anyway Come on number Hop Of course Bam Oh I'm stuck in my own transmitter Yes Thanks for watching Maybe you think I still need school supplies Then get them from EMA See you next time Thank you Hey man I can still do it man I've got a fat six man Come on man It was a party I've had enough Shut up Just a crazy work van 3 2 1