News from the Baseball Winter Meetings & Golfer bites off man's nose

My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Thumb. We're here in San Diego, Jake, for the Winter Meetings. Beautiful San Diego, Jim. I have been running around. I went to a friend's bachelor party in AC really quick. Ken was there, you'll figure out him later. But glad to be at Winter Meetings. It's good times. Baseball, it's a weird version of baseball heaven. It's the nerds. It's like Comic Con. But for baseball fans, it's like a nerd convention. It's a great time. And we're going to start a whisper campaign and start some rumors. Might get some guys some big money from just being in the elevator. Someone said, ooh, did you hear? He's getting more than that. And now with Winter Meetings going, Jim, we've already seen a lot of action. Judge re-signed with the Yankees. Nine years, 328. By the time you're watching that, 328 is what I heard. Nine years. The ninth year, a flex option. Yeah. Only if he's still alive. Only if he's still flexing. The A's traded Sean Murphy to... The Braves, who immediately flipped their catcher Contreras to the Cubs, thinking that the jersey sales will not stop. And then what were some of the... That's a joke that someone would write, what I just said. Right. Like someone would write that and be like, that was a joke, but I just thought of it on the fly. People should quote this in articles and be like, from John Boy Media. Yeah, this is from John Boy Media at Winter Meetings. Verlander signs with the Mets. We all, everyone knows that. And this is the sports. Trey Turner went to Seattle. That was crazy. He's in Philly. That was crazy. He's in Philly. Correa and Turner to Philly. And they have to fight for the starting shortstop job, and the other one's getting traded before the season. Before the season. Which is against the CBA. It's like when you buy two different pairs of jeans and you bring them both home, knowing one's going to get returned. So Winter Meetings are hot. Make sure you're following all our stuff. Jim, I talked about it before, there's almost a breakdown. People might've missed it. Well, we're at Winter Meetings, you know, and we didn't have an almost a breakdown, but I've been watching this video that's 10 years old of my friend, Ken. You tried to make yourself laugh the other day. It's a billiard shot. I pull this up on my phone every now and then, and he's pretty shaky from the jump, and I'm filming him. He's had a couple. A couple of what is up to you? Actually, I think it was a couple of, not a couple, gulps. Because he's all quiet. Ken's talkative when he normally talks. It's a great video because you're watching it, and you think maybe this is going to come together. He's going to drill everyone to celebrate big time. Because he's really thinking about it. And then it's just like. It's the worst pull shot you've ever seen. Our friend, Ed, talks to him at one point. Yeah. While he's shaking, and he's like, oh, you're here? It's really nice. At the end, he tries to play it cool, while knowing he didn't play it cool at all. Was a bad shot. So that's a breakdown of our friend, Ken, back in 2011. Missing his shot. Again, he was at the bachelor party. Let's go back to more sports. Jim, this was a big one for you. Golfer bites off a man's nose in argument over a game fleas in notorious electric car. I didn't understand that. I don't think they follow up in the article. That just feels like putting the wrong word in the wrong place, huh? Yeah. Don't cover him. You missed way below it. Now, you like this because some man bit off another man's nose. At the parking lot at the casino. So not even by the golf course. Obviously, this was by casino. They can't find the nose. They can't read the article. They can't find the nose. He bit it clean off. What I don't get is how do you get? How do you know, like, if you're golfing and you know this guy's mad at you? How do you let him get close enough to bite your nose off? Or do you think he had to knock him out first? You think he just bit off, like, a borderline dead guy's nose? No, man. Do you think I can bite your nose right now? Or do you think you have the ability to not let me get that close? I think knowing your intention, I could stop it. And then if I was rip-roaring mad at you. They didn't think this would happen because it's never happened. They got mad. They bit off your nose, dude. Let's go back to the sports. Jim, I mean, even though that was sports. How about it? Let's go to the not sports, actually. This was a big one for you. Row code. Slash dumb. R-O dot C-O. Slash dumb. What's she saying? Trump. How nice. What did you say? Thieves break into Seattle restaurant and steal beloved stuffed cougar. Yes, I loved this story. You want to know why? Because there's money in the cougar. And they're trying their best to not, like, tell the cops that. They're saying that this stuffed cougar meant more to the restaurant than the food, the music, the cocktails. The owner said for her to be gone is unimaginable. The owner said that they're offering a thousand dollar reward. No questions asked if you return the cougar. And how much do you think a stuffed cougar costs? Can you go on eBay and see how much all the stuffed cougars are? The taxidermist cougars? You're looking at more than a thousand bucks. OK, but this is what he said to the thief. Right. You don't understand what you did. And if you do understand, then it's just so, so wrong. All we want is to get that cougar back. So there's something in that cougar. Well, it looks like... That's so mobby. It looks like it's in their, like, back room or something like that. Yeah. There's pick... Oh, and an employee stole it. No. There's no way an employee is not the thief here. And the cops know that, too. I think you're all around it. And maybe we're saying the same thing differently. Inside job. Yeah. Don't touch that. I'm not going to that restaurant. They don't even have the cougar anymore. I was there when they didn't have the cougar. The place was off. What voice was that? It was Nicky Cass's grandpa. Ghost. No, but there's something in that cougar. If you know what's in that cougar, reply below. What happened last week? Ronnie? Ronnie's legit, huh? Has he won? There's store joggers named after him, but he loves live switching. Yeah. It's like he saw the equipment in the warehouse and he was like, oh, I'm like a kid on Christmas. But do you think he's gotten employee of the week too many times? I mean, if it's his second, it's too many. If it's first, it's deserved. Like, Ronnie's Q score is really high. You say that a lot. It's true, dude. Didn't you get corrected? Q score just means people know him? No. Joe's got a higher Q score than Ronnie. I don't think so. More people know the name Joe's McFly than Ronnie. Right, but I don't think that's what Q score means. This is what Chris Rose told you, and you said, I thought it just meant if you get liked. And then Peter Moylan whispered to me, he's like, no, that's not true at all. Because Peter Moylan's Q score in Atlanta? Through the roof. Big Aussie guy, played with Freddie Freeman, also played with Chipper Jones. Congrats, Peter and Ronnie. Chipper? Barely know her. What kind of name is that? Do an old school turn into camera. Three, two, one. That was a Weekly Dumb. This episode of Weekly Dumb was brought to you by Roman. Do you want a better sex life? If so, you're not alone. Jake also wants a better sex life. So what he does is he goes to roe.co slash dumb, and he gets 20% off his entire order. And you can do the same thing because Roman is here to help. They are the digital health clinic for men. They address a variety of sexual health needs and offer genuine medication that helps achieve and maintain a strong erection. 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You gotta get even closer to the face. You gotta get close either way. Real close. Old time. I got nose in your ear. Why are you hovering? I should be in a cast. You just hovering? Hovering. Why have you been hovering? I'm just hovering right now. Okay.