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My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake, and this is the weekly dumb. Speaking of dumb FedEx is with us. Jake, how are you? Jimmy? Let me be the last to tell you and all the other dads. Happy father's day. Father's day, Wednesday, Leslie celebrated. Uh, I'm doing well. I'm doing well. We had a big weekend and I'm ready to like, get back in the middle of summer. It'll start middle. Isn't it technically not even summer yet? Hasn't started. Yeah. Oh, huge news. Today's the first day of summer. It's the first day of summer. Zach, just let us know. Zach's kind of like, you know how, do you ever watch Teletubbies and the sun was like a real person? That's kind of like Zach. I have him as the groundhog, the summer groundhog. Okay. He lets us know. He lets us know when summer's here. Can you tell me about the sports? James, we crowned a champion. You're Golden State Warriors. You're a Bay area guy. The champion. We are the champions. Jack, make the frog talk. And it's their fourth title. They're like a dynasty. That's cool. We kind of like all the guys and we get the classic Clay Thompson had won too many daiquiris. Caught an edge on his ice skate, fell into a fan. Happens every celebration now. Every celebration. And Draymond swore. Said like, uh, **** you. That's kind of the sports. They're playing hockey and stuff. Whatever. Go avalanche. Really? I'm a lightning guy. I know. Give me that frog back. Jimmy, what was this? Almost a breakdown. You're telling me that you're on the train talking loudly on your phone. Jake, you're going to love this. Yeah, it was the quiet car. People weren't happy, but the devils are jumping over babies again in Spain after a two year hiatus. The festival is back. Check out this video as people lie their babies with born within 12 months on mattresses and a man dressed as a devil jumps over them. This is a celebration in, uh, the celebration of El Colacho, a mythical figure that represents the devil. And what he does is he runs into town. He chases the teenagers with a whip and then jumps over the babies, which cleanses them of their original sin. I didn't have this happen to me. I just had water poured over my head by an old bald, like crazy man. Honestly, not that far off if you really think about it. But yeah, it's, it's one of those things. It's, it's kind of a tough watch when you actually see someone jumping over baby. It feels a little unnecessary. That's older, like probably closer to the 10 month range. Not excited about it crying. And the mom is like, stay back down. We're cleansing your original sin. And the reason we're telling this story is we feel bad for the two years of babies that weren't allowed to do this. Yeah. You know, there was two crops of babies that didn't let grown men jump over them with the risk of a whack and people have been hit. They said no babies have ever been hurt, but some of the devils have pulled their hamstring. Let me take a moment real quick. Box me in like a four by three serious speech. Think about the concept of original sin. Maybe the most fucked up thing people say, and there's a little clip at the end, he was born a sinner. The devil tasted the **** chases some teens. And that kind of looks like a good time to be honest. And then there is a little clip of an older lady at the end, just getting hit by the whip from, Oh, the devil went after the old lady. She kind of wanted it. Oh, and if you want to bet on which baby got jumped over the most, you probably do that. DraftKings. Asterix probably not. Yeah. But you can bet on other stuff like more sports, Jim, where your guy, Ricky Lightfoot becomes the first human in 15 years name to win man versus horse race. 3, 2, 1, 8.1. Yeah. This is a nominative determinism to a T Ricky Lightfoot would become a champion racer. Had no option. Obviously he's a trail runner. I don't understand this. He beat the horses. It's an Epic 22.5 mile. I might've read the Epic part. I guess I don't truly believe that in my heart. It's a 22.5 mile challenge. I guess what else is funny? Like Ricky didn't know he won when he crossed the finish line. Ricky says he was awake for 29 hours before the race and had arrived in where I was just two hours ahead of the race. So that's cheating. And we haven't really engaged in this too much recently in our weekly dump, but he is at Ricky Lightfoot. So maybe tweeted him like. Great job, man. Great job. Loved you on the weekly dump. Love John. Yeah. Twitter. Really? Yeah. At Ricky Lightfoot. Also. How'd the horses lose? I don't know how they do with distance. Do courses have to like relax? I don't know. I've only seen Hidalgo. Got to stop referencing Hidalgo. It's a good movie, Jim. This not sports. Again, you call me on the train, your screen, Alberta, Canada, Calgary, so they needed a jury. And I guess this is a rule that they don't do a lot, but the sheriff went into the food court of the mall and just subpoenaed people, I guess, to become jurors in a case. And they had to leave the mall or be arrested and then be a jury. What I'm concerned about in this story is that I thought juries were supposed to be a lot of different people that represent the community. Everybody that eats lunch at the malls of the same ilk. Daytime mall lunchers. I can't have a whole jury be all daytime mail about mall launchers because that's not my brethren. I'm not doing that. You're right. The jury was originally created to get a mass consumption of the people, but like jury duty is not real. So that's the jury duty. That's the jury. Haven't been this excited for a employee of the week. It's the employee of the week. Jim, we love passion. And man, did this guy have it in droves? Ref Dan. We had a floor ball tournament. It'll be released in late July, the first episode. So you got to wait a little bit and we had an official floor ball, which is for hockey, but a cooler version. Ref fly in to ref all of the games. And he was awesome. My hands got super cut up. Damn, dog. Yeah. But good job, Ref Dan. Oh, he's a big Weekly Dumb fan. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the Weekly Dumb! Today's episode of the Weekly Dumb was brought to you by DraftKings. How about that? Just bet $5 on any game and you get $150 in free bets no matter what, win or lose. So download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now. Use promo code JOMBOY. New customers can make any $5 MLB bet and get $150 in free bets no matter what. That's promo code JOMBOY only at DraftKings Sportsbook. And official sports betting partner of Major League Baseball. Minimum age and eligibility restrictions apply. See show notes for details. MLB trademarks used with permission. My seventh grade math teacher served jury duty on a gang situation. How'd it turn out? She, they ruled that it was a gang related shooting. And she was really pretty. I had a huge crush on her. Seventh grade? Seventh grade. She also caught me cheating. That's a big crush time. On your girlfriend? No, on a test. I know a kid in third grade that like kissed the teacher's leg. That's really weird in hindsight, huh? Yeah. Her name was Teresa something. OK. Used to find her on Facebook. Back when I was in like high school and Facebook became. All right. Yeah. I had a huge crush on her. I'm still I was friends with some teachers on Facebook. Oh, all right. Try to ******* one up me all the time. All right. I wasn't friends with her. Mostly Spanish teachers. She was a lot. I think I don't know. We were in Illinois. Maybe not. What's Illinois got to do with that? She had her bangs dyed blonde. She was probably like 24 years old. Right. No, it's one of those funny things when you grow up. And maybe she had a crush on me, too. Oh, hard no from Zach, too. She didn't get me in trouble when she caught me cheating. She just said, don't do it again. That's fine. College teacher. Also, same thing. Yeah. She never crushed me. I have a crush on her. You and the college teacher. No, I didn't have a crush on her at all. She put in. You couldn't even compare her to Teresa. No, I would. I don't think. Oh, they're both teachers. Both teachers. Yeah, probably. So you just compared them. I couldn't even compare them. You're like comparing you and a rock. Happens. Does happen. Happens. Throw me in a body of water.