Couple's baseball kiss goes on too long & Joe Maddon's Mohawk | Weekly Dumb

My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. And this is the Weekly Dumb. Oh, and Big Dumb. James, Zach, Amanda, question mark. What's going on everybody? Let's get dumb. Jim, how are you? My hands are cold. My neck is warm and I look fantastic. Stop with the song lyrics. Good weekend. Your baby swam. Uh, noodle got an atrocious haircut. I'll get a pic of that. Too, too, too, too, too short. He got too much neck. I go on and on. It's got service. Can you tell me about the sports? Jim, it's kind of a big part of the sports year. We're just hit the Stanley cup finals. Your Rangers lost to my lightning. Saw them coming back from a mile away and then my avalanche are waiting for him from the West side. So this is kind of a win win for me. And then the NBA finals is there. My Golden State versus your Boston Warriors versus Celtics. Two alike things. Humans, basically. Yeah. And lightning versus avalanche. Two alike things. Weather. So it's weather versus weather. Human versus human. Did the Celtics ever fight Celtics ever? Yeah, of course they did. Did they win? Um, no. OK. It wasn't until the Celtics became like civilized that they fought Britain and kind of did some good. And that's the sport. I wasn't sports. Who do you want to win the basketball? Three, two, one. Golden State. Who do you want to win the hockey? Three, two, one. My lightning or the avalanche? Avalanche. We're lined up. I got Jake. Speaking of the weather, I I found Zach's going to like this. An all time message from you back in like 2015. Oh, yeah. Jimmy went through our old G chats. Yes. Some good stuff. Motivating stuff made me cry a little bit. This one was hilarious. March 13th, 2017. Jake Storielli. Weather just blew my mind. I said, how so? He said, it's just like always happening. The world's spinning. Weather from the east goes to Europe, then Asia, then the West Coast. It's constant. It's constant. That would kill in a Brooklyn bar. I look like a guy that would deliver that. It would be like the opening of my monologue. That's all the sports we can talk about for now. Yeah, that's it. We're out. Let's go to this almost a breakdown. We're going to use this green screen. Jim, there is a couple fans making out and Boston loses and seen. I love a good crowd shot of reactions. And we got ourselves a doozy. It is back into the sports world. So I guess we're going to talk more sports, more sports. There's not more sports. That's a section later in the show. OK, so Seattle ties it in the ninth inning and they show this shot of the fans on like a party deck down the third base side. Group of girls laughing and hanging out. We're not sure that they're reacting to the game. They're a little on delay. Yeah. From the rest of the crowd. Yeah. We don't know what that's about, but go on. Two Boston fans consoling each other, kind of wrapping their heads like, damn sports, sports. There's a couple. I don't think they have a fandom making out. Yes. Just making out the whole time. And I'm hoping that the guy, they didn't see the play happen and they celebrated by making out. I think that's weird. No, these two, I think we're sucking face all night. I would be interested to find. We've seen this before when there's a couple at a sporting event that they found each other and they've started to engage in engagement that you can use any situation for make it like, oh, we got to hit. But yeah, you can tell everyone around suck face couple. No reaction. So they've been sucking face all night. This is the this is their first day that they've made out. OK. Otherwise, it's weird. That's how excited they are. That's the sports which we're done talking about. That was almost a breakdown. And we're going to throw it back to the more sports before more sports. Here's a video of a mom throwing a cliff bar at her daughter running a marathon. More sports, Jim. This is near and dear to your heart. Your manager, Joe Maddon, got a mohawk to lighten up the angels. They were on a losing streak. You know, old guy in a mohawk. This is funny, right? After he gets the mohawk, before he gets to the stadium, Joe Maddon gets fired and doesn't show his team mohawk. He now has and he got fired. The GM drove to his house and fired him at his house. So he had to open the door with the mohawk. Maybe he was like, look what I did for the guys. And yeah, cool, cool, cool, cool mohawk. Yeah. But you are fired. Yeah, I I think of it as the scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. All right. Where Jason Segel is naked or the other scene where he's just like, I wish I wasn't wearing this ******* shirt. Joe Maddon's like, I wish I didn't have this ******* mohawk right now. Do you think the GM for one second thought like, I can't fire him right now? Yes. But he still went through with it. That's commitment. We look great in our rowback quarter zips fully zipped up. Obviously, I also have a rowback T-shirt on. I'm the dog, dog, dog. You want to put a dog head on my head? What was this not sports you were telling me about? You said you went to Sweden over the weekend and you saw something that you thought we should talk about. Sweden is trying to get their homeless guys to **** their trash. No, that's not what the headline says. That's not what the headline says. What does your say? Swedish city is taking a risque approach to garbage. Watch these trash cans dirty. So basically, Sweden trash cans to get people to throw stuff out. Now, when you open the lid and shut it, it's a woman's voice moaning like, Oh, thanks for your trash. Listen to this. Oh, right there. Yes. So it says in the quotes because they're speaking Swedish. Doesn't say that a bit more to the left next time. That's what it says. A good idea, but it's not going to do anything besides, I think you're just going to see a guy just like lifting and shutting the lid, jerking off the whole time. I think Sweden's developing a problem. I think you're developing a problem. Less worried about Sweden. What about a guy that's been like attracted to trash cans forever? He just bought a plane ticket to Sweden. I think this turns him off. Oh yeah. This is like, don't bring my inanimate object to life. My trash can don't talk. Want a break from the ads? Pretty slow. Join it. It's the Employee of the Week. It's going to Bill, Warehouse Bill. He's been grinding away at our warehouse in Jersey City. Is he officially Warehouse Bill? Because he used to be BTS Bill. Uh, I think he'll go back and forth right now. He's Warehouse Bill. Behind the scenes Bill. Warehouse William. William of the Warehouse. That's cool. Make it a shirt. I like Warehouse Will. Warehouse Willie. OK, yep. Warehouse Willie. We got something pretty cool going on in our warehouse this week. End. Fiend. Today's episode of the Weekly Dumb was brought to you by Roback. Jake and I were wearing the quarter zips. We looked great. You were jealous. You can get those at Roback.com and you can also get 20% off your first order if you use the code DUMB. That's spelled R-H-O-B-A-C-K dot com. 20% off your first order on all polos, quarter zips, hoodies, and tees with code DUMB. This story's for Zach only. Amanda can listen to it. There's this guy in Milford. We used to live there. We used to go to the same bar every night. And he had a true, like, true mohawk spiked up. And we used to joke that he was the midnight mayor of Milford. And when the clock hit midnight, he became mayor. And he kind of did. It was kind of nutty. Jim, you're back. Hypnosis. I can't be hypnotized. Two people have tried it. You could be the third. Apply below. Write in the comments, I will hypnotize. 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