HOUSE HUNTING!!

I was at Lowe's and I was buying paint for my Land Cruiser because I'm going to paint the rack on the top. And last night, me and my buddy Dan, Annalisa's husband, were talking about 4K projectors, okay? Yeah! Oh nevermind, there's no more. Oh sweet. So, we were talking about 4K projectors and how like the cheapest one is like $6,500. Yeah. Like for a movie theater. Those are insane. And Dan's like, I really want to buy one, well, I'm like man, now I kind of want a 4K projector. Which I would never go and buy one. Like I just wouldn't do it. Especially with the things we're doing right now. Yeah. Like wanting to give back more and not buy things for ourselves. Well, this car pulls up next to me, like a brand new 4Runner. And the guys, the kids ask me to roll down my window. So I roll it down and he's like, hey man, we're from out of town, we came up here to put in a home theater for a house. But the lady didn't have the rest of the deposit. So he's like, my boss basically said, if you guys can sell and get rid of it, go ahead and do it. If not, just bring it back. Because they're from Nevada. Like this happened last night and this happened an hour ago. So I was like, all right, let me see what you got. Full movie theater screen set up. The screen, the surround sound, everything is like, they have receipts for everything on how much it costs. It was $12,000 worth of stuff. And I was like, how much do you want for all of it? He's like, $3,500. My boss said I'd let it go. I said, I got $1,800. That's all I got. And I'll give you that. But that's all right, man. Could you stretch it a little bit? I'm like, I could probably get another $100, but I'm like, $1,900 is the best I can do. All right, man. Deal. I bet I could sell for $8,000 easily. Good job. A book. Oh. You're right. I know. Okay. So this is actually pretty cool. We could totally switch to something like the big one does. Yeah. And a covered porch. Yeah. You know? Do you think we could open this up? Yeah. Not this one. Not this one then, for sure? Yeah. And then, oh, I have lots of ideas for this. This used to be just a wall. You can tell they cut into this and opened it. Just look around like the edges. Okay, because there's another room here. So. Well, no, listen. Well, I know some. Okay. Yeah, I see some stuff. Okay, look. What? Look how big that is. This bathroom. Oh, look. They have your shiplap ceiling. Where? Right here. Right. 229. Yeah, 229. 225 or 299. Something. And then 220. So for 75,000 more, we could get that one up the hill. Yeah. Mm-hmm. What are you thinking? Mm-hmm. I'm just kidding. There's a bathroom. This is like stylish, huh? Yeah. I feel like it's in like the blue to orange. Okay, let's go down. So there's one other, just one, two beds. Yeah, two up. Uh-huh. And then going down. I mean, it's like long. Yeah. Space for activities out here. Right? Yeah. What do girls learn at school? Oh, this is cute. It's like the... Oh, yeah. See, I like this. See? Okay, this is... This is good because you guys can do whatever you want to, you know? Something's going on here. This could be great. You could make it pimp out something. Oh, look. There's another Heels Have Eyes hole. Heels Have Eyes hole. Yeah. Hey, check this out. Thank you. Oh, look at this. We found some very interesting paintings. You missed the one yesterday. Oh, my gosh. Did we take a picture of that? Well, he filmed it. We opened up this drawer. It was creepy. And they're like, what do you think is behind it? And we open it, and there's just the creepiest painting of the stairway. Oh, and by the way, when you go up the stairs... There's a mirror. There's a big, huge mirror. So you... Yeah, it was very weird. And the stairs were... You'll see it. You weren't there. And there was a dog. Oh, my gosh. Let's just finish the basement. Yeah, I think we should finish that long project, because I don't think they would just... It's like ombre. It was pink, and then it goes fade to gray. Dude, this basement was finished. Oh. They redid the sheetrock below. That has been done for a long time. Yeah. I'm being serious. That's old. That's... Yeah. That might be when... Because it's 77. It feels really good down here. It looks like they only redid the sheetrock from here now. I know. You don't have to demolish it. You liked it. You could just do your own thing. Yeah, it makes life easy. This is creepy in here. Babe, you... I can't believe... This house is really creepy compared to the other one. What? I got this, babe. Oh, that's fine. It's storage. You can't... Hey, you have to look. Yeah, dude. Oh, my gosh. The same things are big again, dude. Let's see if this is... This is... Oh, this light works. This light works. Oh, wait. Oh. That's an awful sign. That is a bad... But that's fine. And that haunted house is a yes. That's what we're into. This is a very hard downgrade for me, dude. I didn't think it was gonna be this hard, but now I'm a tingling. Okay, okay. You can't say something like that. Cut that out of the vlog now. That's old Jenny Hanna, dude. Let's get a close-up of this, Johnny. I'm trying to get rid of those, obviously. So... Dun-dun-dun-dun. Get like some Twilight music on that. Yeah. Dun-dun-dun-dun. That's smart, man. Always leave your car out the other way, dude. Definitely, like, on the outside, I think I would put windows on the front of all of it, because it just looks like a... Yeah. Well, you could keep those in there. Hi, Johnny. I miss you so much. You could do anything at Remodel Park, right? I want to play. I want to play with all of you. I have it. I have it, honey. Come on. I want to play tennis. This house is so nice. Sweet, dude. High-five this one. Johnny. Freaking farting, dude. That's not proper. I like the wood in there, though. Up on the ceiling. You could do your shiplap, babe. Like, look, babe. This. The whole desk could go. Ew. There you go. Oh, hey. You just started a fire. That's going to be Russ's house. Okay, my dream deck has a tree growing out of it. I'm not even joking you. I said, oh, look. Johnny, another squirrel. Did you get it? He lets us pet him. He's good. What up, dude? Why are you so far away? He's good. Yeah. Oh, hey. I'm getting, like, paint on my butt. Oh, hey. Should I show my teeth? Yeah, show the teeth. Please. Do something to help yourself. Babe, you're, like, making me, like, bend weird. Okay. That's what I like. I'm just on one today. Hey, this yard is sweet. Babe, this could be strung with our cool lights everywhere. I'm just trying to weigh pros and cons of every house, you know, and this one doesn't have any... Cons? ...any cons, I don't think, because everything we could do to it would just be, like, cosmetic stuff on the inside. Is that a basketball court? Yeah, it was. There's just a hoop missing. That's a hot tub pad. There you go. Oh, that's what that is. What up, bro? Playing with that? No, no. Oh, sweetie. Okay, so when we make the offer, like, make sure these get to stay. The good thing about this, too, is it's really secluded. Like, as far as your neighbors go, you can't... How can you find another... They can't see you. You know what I mean? Thomas out here doing his crazy stuff or whatever, whatever he's doing. Yeah, nobody would know. Where the Angry Birds... Where the Angry Birds at? And then this wall to that right there is the kitchen. Yeah. And then you just put an island in the middle. And then an island. Like, you run this all the way over there. My thing is, like... That's plenty of space. The only thing I wonder about... You put the stove right here. Okay, the stove. You cut those cabinets out and put the big fridge right there. Yeah. Yeah, honestly. Where's the issue? And then have an island. And then have this be the dining room, so just have, like, all wood. Yeah. I'm, like, imagining it. Like, whoa. I know. This one's gorgeous. But I start throwing out ideas, and she's like, oh. I want that one. I want this one. Okay, and then, like, the new banisters. You know, like those chunky ones that... Well, like those big square... You know. And then the orbit lights. Those, like... Oh, yeah. You know. We... This one's been our favorite. Just because there's not that much you need to do to it. Just, like... This is interesting. Sandpaper. I saw it in pictures, and it scared me. Like, this is baby hair. I went out the other door. Jen, rule number one. No carpet in the pooper. Look at this. Why are we always fighting? I know. I just started getting... Like, these are my favorite. No, I love them. Because you can see your baby hair. Let's see what I messed up on mine today. Oh, babe, why didn't you tell me? No, it's cute. Why didn't you tell me? There's, like, a bald spot. It's like we should have been up here, dude. Yeah? We're just cute. I didn't think that was... No, yeah, you're right. I can't see very good. Oh, hey. Would you say that you made this whole thing a master bathroom? No, but really, though, if you needed this to be a bedroom, you could just add a wall. Because this is awkward. This walks out to the... Here's a bedroom. That's the only... Here's a garage. This is the dolls on the bed. Oh, my gosh. A lot of food. Dad, dad, oh, there's... Why'd you do that? I hate you. I should have known. You should have known. You just went through. Come here. Look at this. I saw the baby doll. No, there's three of them. There's a whole pack of them. I didn't see the other quad. There's a pack of them. Oh, my gosh. I'm just getting shocked. No, my fart's never stinky. Oh, that was stinky. I just ate it. Just kidding. Watch this. Simon. He almost walked into that. Simon. Who's Simon? He looked at each other like we almost just got hurt. Who's Cullen? You're Cullen? That's how you know. You ask. He calls it his cat poo. Simon, show us your cat poo. He thinks it's his tattoo, but he can't say tattoo. He calls it a cat poo. So my brother has tattoos everywhere and he's like, Josh, let me see your cat poos. So funny. Your cat poos. And anyone he ever sees with a tattoo, let me see your cat poo. They're like, what? You're like, huh? It's not cat poo. Babe, I don't think I looked over here. Oh, wait. Yeah, I did. Yeah, I think... That's where Tessa's room was. Tessa's room? The furnace. I told her she could have the furnace. Hey, tell Johnny a story. Say, yo, Johnny. Guess what? Chicken butt. They don't care who plays as long as they both get to watch Angry Birds. They're better at their game than I am. AC? I mean, it's not AC, but it feels good. Yeah. AC. This is where the hot tub would go. I just got a genius idea. So I take hot baths a lot. Like, I have to have a bathtub. That's like a necessity. Yeah. Because it helps me recover. I could trade Dan my movie theater stuff for his hot tub. So cute. You like the ducks? Okay, here. Do you guys like this house? You think the wind's better up here? Dude, our wind is ridiculous. Yeah, I love this because you don't need to go downstairs. This house went on the market yesterday, and already three or four people walked through it. Really? Yesterday, and like... Yeah. People... Or she was saying how like, people are putting offers and like, within hours of something going on. Boom. The market's on fire right now. It's a solid market. I don't think so. It had to be like 20 grand, right? Yeah, I'd say. Like from here to 20 grand. I'm good at numbers. Or guesses. But that's the stuff I love. I love landscaping. I like taking care of yards. I see him at the gym every time I go there. Like two times a day, three times a day, whatever. Yeah, I gotta do three days right now. I'm real close. I want Angry Birds. Not like on a porn out? Not on a fake note. You know, I just want to be real. I don't want to like jump the gun on something like, oh, that's the first house I went through. But like, I don't know. I'm just nervous that somebody will take it because the landscaping is so good. I don't feel like we could find another house like that in that price range. Looking at what you get for $150, I'm like, that $179, that house with like dead animals in it, it's $179. Even the first one we looked at today that was $229. Right. For $50,000 more. Send this next Snapchat. I'm about to send you to death. Because in a typical situation, this is like the man dealing with it. But like, I'm not the man in this relationship, so I'm just watching these two girls. We're just making a deal. I'm just watching these women just like do business. I love it. Okay, no, no, no. No more, guys. Okay, and then down. Okay, go. One, only one. I mean, you can have money down obviously for it. Oh! So like, I hate this. Oh, this? You want my hug? No! Oh, you want me to give you a kiss? No! Okay, will you be my pillow? Okay! Okay, will you be my pillow? No! Stop moving, pillow. Can you find Johnny? I love movies. That tree's like 13. It's all I did. I just rip all the dead things off. He would never know. See, look. Look, see? It's alive again. My mom taught me this trick. I have the biggest brown thumb. I get excited about plants for like a week and then I forget to water them and just kill them, dude. See, look. It's not dead at all. Don't look at the ground. You would never know. What Ashley's really good at that I'm not good at is she like will look at something this happens all the time and she starts talking and says like her vision of what it would be and I just can't picture it. So every time we look at like a house I'm like, uh and then she's like yeah, but you could do this so she's really good at like visualizing something and imagining something of what it could be and my mind just doesn't work like that which you would think it does because I'm like a big dreamer and I just I don't see what she sees. And then like when it's all said and done then I see it because it's done and it looks amazing so I just have learned to just be like whatever I'll roll with it because I know you'll figure it out. Yeah. She's good. Oh, thanks, babe. You're welcome, babe. That was like the nicest thing you've ever said in your life to me. On camera. He's nice. I love you. I dip you and kiss you and stuff. I love this house and I love the view and I love actually there's really not anything I don't love about it but it just feels good to finally do what I feel like we're supposed to you know. Like I felt like we've been needing to do this for so long that finally I'm like I feel like I can sleep at night. I was like like a few nights ago I'm like I just seem like getting anxiety now just keep as I just kept holding it off and holding it off or putting it off you know. When you know you need to do something and you just keep putting it off it just wears on you so I'm really excited. Very first oh are you going to do it now? Why do you trick me? No I want to I want to He wants to watch you? He has to watch through the window when you open the door. It's the weirdest thing. If I let him outside okay you watching it? There he goes. Okay if I let him in and he's out in front he'll freak out make him go back out there so he can watch him run in the house from the window. See if you can hear this. Get up close and listen. I'll do it hard. Just listen. You ready? This whole journey you will not hear me be like yeah we should get this one or oh I don't like that one I just feel like I'm just going to roll with it. Are you sure? I have a feeling you're going to say other things when we get to houses. No I would never. Well there's probably going to be something I'd be like I would never but if she says that she could do this and this and she wants it then I'm going to be like okay. If you say you want a house I'm not going to tell you no. No I can't that's awkward. You can do it. It's your new thing. Ew.