Good morning, so I got about a week here in Taipei and
This week. I don't know just besides just stuff in my face
There's so many things about Taiwan
I missed like the beef noodle soup and of course one of my favorite things in the world the lu rou fun the braised pork
over rice
I don't know about you guys, but when I was thinking about this in bed like as jet-lagged as I am right now
Gotta go get a bowl right now. Let's go
We're going real fun the braised pork we're gonna stop by this little underground mall
This is Taipei station for is everyone's masked up. I saw other youtubers here
It's kind of cool like local towing youtubers. They're just sitting on the floor vlogging
Kind of dirty. I wouldn't do that. This stuff is the best thing ever. It's just Taiwan sausage
Oh, I want that
I want to just reach through you know those magicians that can like reach into photos and just grab them
I want to learn that sort of black magic. Oh
I just walk anywhere. It'd be like I want the crap best skill
It is you just find this in a random store stewed eggs and chicken and tofu
Oh, that's how many sausage is so good so good. All right. I got I got some sausage and by the way
You don't know it's me
I don't recognize. I'm just kidding. I was wearing this mask like walking around
Airports and people still came up to me. Thanks for coming up. I just don't know how you recognize me
This is like like my whole ninja get up here
Taiwanese sausage
first bite oh
My mouth worth it worth it
Yeah, I don't know why doing a little dance helps, but I feel like it does
What's great with raw garlic if you can get it?
You can never kiss anybody after you eat that though, but the sausage and raw garlic
Magical combo
Hmm I've got that signature smoky sweetness and a bit of kick as well
Ain't nothing like it. I should do like a whole video on the station. I will not not like right now, but
So much food in the station Wow I love my sin
You know what I love about Taiwan. Here's the thing. It's so hard to film in Japan
it really is because they go to supermarkets where
Convenience stores or wherever they don't want you to film ever like in Taiwan. It's more welcoming
I do feel it look at this little dimsums the station makes me wish I was getting on a high-speed train
Go somewhere. There's Tony's croissant. Holy crap ginseng. Yeah, oh
It's just like a good stuffed pretzel wonder which one's the best it is
Wow
Like a super crusty croissant you guys know the bolo ball the pineapple cake which by the way has no pineapples in there
It's just like a sugar layered
Bread this is kind of like what that is. It's like a pineapple croissant also look
I'm a croissant demon
I'm stupid. I'm sorry
Oh, it's so dense this is this is called taking a croissant bowl by the horns
Make sure you get some tea with this okay, I mean it's crusty and flaky
And the top probably is the best thing the crust is probably the best thing dang this thing is thick
You could cuddle it
Give it kisses every morning
Send it Valentine cards every single day. It still wouldn't know that you love it
That's how thick it is
That's good. Let's get some teeth. I ate this with my sausage my juicy juicy sausage. Oh, so this floor is all restaurants and stuff
Look at this soup dumpling and this is this is the yo-yo man. This is my favorite BamBam noodles
Huh?
He doesn't look happy making the noodles. I just gotta say
It doesn't really look like he's enjoying himself. I've never seen so many flavors of shrimp chips in my life
All shrimp chips wine chicken
Well, that's great. Actually. It's like what algae this thing like levels up for shrimp chips
Which is already delicious come here and get this and take it home Wow
That's really good. Oh
Wasabi is the best I'm gonna get a bag of this to take home not now, but I
So good, it's just not the most adorable
Baby machine, I really put them on Oh Pokemon drinks. Oh my god. This is so freaking adorable
Ocean bomber this tastes like junk, but oh man, it's so pretty. I'll get a snorlax one. Oh, she looks good
All right besides the
Snorlax soda got some of the way which is like soy sauce
Raised chicken wings. It's a little duck tongue. Look if you never had this, it's just quack. Okay
Snorlax is
It tastes
Lazy
like it tastes like snorlax is just
underwhelming lacking in excitement
this tastes like it's
Not that sweet it's just like diluted sparkling water with some great flavor
I mean, I think it's good because it probably doesn't have a lot of sugar in here. That's good
How I'm away so famous the poor the braised meats
There's like umami overload in one of these things
Whatever they look could be chicken tofu eggs
Awesome. Definitely. We're in Taiwan. You gotta try one of those
this is a
duck tongue
Not a nice little crunch to it
There's definitely a mall you want to go through if you smell like walk around try all sorts of different foods
Right here after you eat your chicken wing, whatever you got that nice oil on your hands, you know, just
Massage you a little bit
It's a new sort of cologne and it's great for your skin. Your skin is all glistening
It smells like chicken
My favorite place for pork over rice
Jingfeng real fun. Oh
Yeah, baby. Oh
huge line
All right, it's lunchtime this place is so packed right now
Gotta get the braised pork over rice and gotta get a soup. My heart is pounding right now
Oh, this is so bloody amazing
Like you can see the fat rendering on the hot rice and then the fat pieces of the meat just dissipate
And it melts and attaches itself to every single grain of rice like this just
freaking amazingly delicious
glistening glaze
And the rice just transforms into something just completely majestic
Every single bite
Make sure you get the soy sauce braised egg
This is the ribs
One of the best soups you can find anywhere taste all the bones on stuff's been simmering for all day in that thick thick broth
This way, you know, you're back in Taiwan like when I eat something like this
So I know even better take a bite of pork belly
Chase it
with some of the rice
In Taiwan really doesn't get much better than that
That's so iconic
Local Taiwanese food. This thing is so porky and meaty. I had to get some greens to kind of balance it out
Nice poor fatty pork. This is where I want to go. My favorite tea shop in Taipei. Xinhua tea you come in here
They make the tea for you hang out relax, especially when eating something fatty don't drink soda
It's gonna congeal that's food's gonna congeal the fat's gonna congeal in your stomach. You gotta drink some tea for the tea shop
I just thought of something
I'm gonna drink tea after eating stuff that what that is oily might as well add one more thing to that list
My favorite scallion pancakes in Taipei right here. You can add an egg. You can add a ham
Glorious
Glorious. Oh
Yeah, baby
Look at that
eggs and basils
inside this fluffy
layered
Pancake unbelievable. There's so many layers. One of the best pancakes you can find in Taiwan
Eggs and basil now I'm ready for tea. This place you can just come in and try any tea you want
They grow their own tea. They roast their own tea
And you can just chill with them and just they'll teach you about tea
Smelling cup. Mmm floral scent and then and the flavor changes
I didn't start appreciating tea until many years ago. No, I love it
We're at the yen restaurant here in W Hotel. I ain't here before actually jellyfish.
I love jellyfish. As long as it's not stinging me, put a little vinegar on it a little garlic put that thing in my mouth
So crunchy. Oh our duck is here
So we're getting our duck prepared two ways
It's gonna be stir-fried and also of course is wrapped
There's a regular wrap and then there's also a spinach wrap and they wrap every one of these for like this is a lot of work
She doesn't need to do all that. That's like a lot of duck to be wrapped
One of my favorite things in the world
I love the wrapper. Got a great chew to it. This is a spinach one
the skin
It just melts in your mouth this one
Mmm, I feel like it's good, but it was like the ratio of duck to wrap
I wish it was more duck in my wrap. You can taste more of the duck skin
But the way they wrap it is obviously more intricate and beautiful
But I would have just like stuffed it with duck because like more skin more flavor, you know more fat more juice
I would have liked that more. Dumped a couple pieces of extra duck skin and meat in here
Now it feels more complete. Also a piece of cheese in here
Peking duck with cheese
It's a cheesy duck. I think it tastes pretty good. A little creamy cheese
Compounds the nice
Sweet flavor of the meat. I like it. This is actually the very Beijing way to eat this
Awesome
This duck's actually really more really well made
My skin is like
Unbelievably crispy. So the second way of cooking is they stir-fry the duck meat with some scallions and chilies
That looks really really good. I'm gonna wrap it as well
That's awesome. Anything touched by a scallion just automatically becomes better. I
Love this little homemade crepe. This place is really nice. I was actually here about a
Two years ago. I stayed here for a few days and I had dim sum here
Actually one of the best dim sums I've had in Asia
But from the service to the food quality, really really nice. Hey, good morning today. It's gonna go rummage around. Oh
This is a place that's like it's like really really hopping at night
Daytime is a lot of little shops fun games crowds. This is a good place to just do some shopping
There's a lot of little restaurants around here a lot of it's like I would say the hip trendy section of Taipei
Okay, I got my hip trendy sweatshirt
Yeah, I'm a hot pothead
Fitting right in. Bubble tea chocolate balls
That's cool
Bye-bye, boba chocolate
Boba tea candy. Oh, this is Taiwan when you get all sorts of this stuff. Oh, they gave me one to try
Mmm, this tastes like a tapioca ball with chocolate. This is definitely in the land of boba. Boba everything. Alright, KFC
See what's inside. Whoa
cloud
egg tart
Nong's nong chou cocoa. What the heck is this?
Chicken all droopy with sauce and cheese and basil
This is definitely
100%
Not as good as it looks. I
mean
It's spicy
But it's really greasy
I mean, I know it's fried chicken, but
It's kind of overly greasy. Oh, I know what I'm tasting. That's why it's so greasy
It's the peanut butter on this that's making it like
super heavy
I think it's a little overload. If you're gonna come here and eat this
Bring a pillow with you because you're gonna be napping as soon as you take like three bites like drop right here
Nap for two hours wake up
Finish the chicken. Corn soup
So healthy
This is actually good. Corn is nice and crispy pretty sweet
little chunks of potatoes in there
But this is really interesting. Check this out. I see these little sweet potato balls
you'll find these in every single Taiwanese night market, but
I've never seen a KFC before
Get it
Those balls are good. See the ones in night markets are empty balls, but here they got a little yam filling
Attack of the yam monster. It's crispy on the outside nice and puffy
Really delicious creamy yam. That's a winner
Gotta give it to KFC in their desserts. The egg tart in KFC
I told you guys when I was in Korea. Best egg tart I had in a long time was in KFC in Korea
It's pretty good in Taiwan. I don't think it's as good as
the Korean egg tart, but still pretty darn good. This is so pretty it's like
Kind of looks like a bird nest where the bird drops something they can plump on it
But it's just a marshmallow. I think a marshmallow in an egg tart
Whoa
Okay, it's a marshmallow. I just realized I look like a
Chocolate geisha
It's a marshmallow covered in chocolate
Sitting on an egg tart with chocolate filling on the bottom of the egg tart. The crust is nice and fluffy
Tart is delicious. I gotta give it up for my man D'Carno. I mean the man is good at chicken
But he's coming next level when it comes to dessert
Here we are, Danshui. Last time I was here it was raining and cold
It's a really pretty spot
Like it's kind of like the outskirts of Taipei
And they got their own like unique food items here, but one of them
Let's get that
Some really, it's like a carnival-y type of place
there's like beautiful waters and
these kind of food, so this is a
Pig's blood cake. It's like massive.
I feel like it should be something I stick it out of my mouth
It's really kind of not my thing
You can't really taste the blood, but it's like a chewy rice cake
Freshly fried mushrooms. It's really good
Get the mushrooms out of here
All right, so this is the old street in Danshui. This is where all like the shops are, the restaurants, a lot of food
I'm gonna come back and do like a like a full on video on this. There's tons of little eats around here
This is like the famous
Metal eggs that they make here in Danshui. It's like basically like soy braised
Compressed eggs. It's got a unique flavor