INSANE BIKE JUMP INTO POOL!!

Bring it out here. Really cool. Come look at this. How's my hair, Johnny? Are we filming right now? Oh, that is so sick. He's doing a great job. Great job. He thinks he's doing a great job, but really it's your camera and you. Tell her. It's the photographer, dude. Camera's only as great as the guy pushing the trigger. Let's just be real. Nothing is going to slow me down from getting the shot I want, Johnny. But he is good at it. Look at him sitting over there. So, we've actually... How we built our business through social media and Instagram is like we've become really good at good quality photos, like posts that are appealing for our company, like for what we actually do. And I try to get the best shots I can of them, just to help people out. Form a crazy stunt. So, let's hope it works. I guess we're doing the bike jump. It's hard out here for a pimp when you're trying to get the money for the rent. Good morning, Ron. All I can say is living life on the edge is what it's all about. Because I very much enjoy stuff like that. And this picture you guys are about to see that Johnny's going to flash through is what sums up our entire relationship together. I'm surprised she wasn't rolling her eyes while I was above her. She probably did. I'm just saying this right now. I'm going to make all of them look like they suck because I'm about to go so far on this jump, okay? Listen, I know how to hit a jump, dude. It ain't about going as fast as you can. It's about the preload, baby. Nice, bitch. If I hit the water, it pushes the water this way and then I just smack my head on that wall of water. Justin, come look at how purple his chest is right now, dude. We're going to go ahead and reveal Blurryface right here and show you guys who he actually is, okay? Blurryface, can we go ahead and remove that face real quick? Giggity, giggity. This is going to be dope. Okay, let's be real. You're going to be one of the only people who got an up front seat to what just went down. Yeah, I don't know if I won or lost. And my butt was this far from hitting the cement. And his head. Yeah, I almost got it. You know who that is? Your head almost went in his bum. WWE. Remember that wrestler? That was a special move. You put him into the turnbuckle and then you put his butt in that race. Okay, normally, it's okay. I think you'll be fine. But this time, I didn't think you'd be fine. Everybody's got a water buffalo. Mine is fast and furious. Everybody's got a water buffalo. Mine is fast and furious. Everybody's got a water buffalo. Don't touch my nose. John actually touches my nose. Everybody, everybody. If you ever see Thomas go like this. He hates when you touch his nose. It's his biggest pet peeve. In the middle of the night, I come creeping in. I can't beat up Ashley. But I guarantee I'll drop one of you guys on your head if you touch my nose. You guys ever been dropped on your head? You want to find out what it's like? I have. Dude. I'll bite your hand off. Go ahead, touch my nose. Go, go. I'll bite it. Go. My ear, dude. What did you make me do to my shoe? It's falling off. Look at her toe. It just fell out. It just went down. Oh my God. Dude, spit it. John. Call 911, dude. We're about to go down. Snap is about to go down to Hugh's crib. Do you want to play a game, dude? I can't do this stuff. I'm afraid of heights. Johnny. Let me ride that donkey, donkey. Let me ride that donkey. I'll kill him. One of you subscribe for me, right? Because, come on. I am a big hit on this hanging with the Hughes. He doesn't know where this is. He's not going to know until he watches this episode. I got it. He's really sad. He's like, I don't know where it went. It's in my shoe. You hide it? I hide it. Comment below with different ideas of where you think I should hide the school ring. They think they're really outside for a reason. If you see a honeybee, don't kill it. Because it brings honey to people. Why are you getting so close to me? Keep your ring. I like this. I don't know what's going on right now. Johnny, you're obligated to tell me. I know she took my school, Johnny. I know she did. I had the school, and now I don't have the school. Look at this. Turn around. I swear I have to show you something that's on you. Turn around. Look. You forgot that. Look at you, dude. I'm just trying to get a sticker off you. Do you think I'm going to rape you or something? You can't rape Willie, actually. That's not a threat. I hurt really bad. More than you get. Look at that. That hurt that bad. I'm always the king of the jungle, dude. You know what that's called? That's called the old switcheroo. You think because I'm coming lefty, Johnny? Switch to my right hand so I have that little range. I always win. Here's my model. Hey, I'll tell you what, dude. I'm always going to win, dude. Go get a close-up on Russell. You're going to be in the head all day. It don't hurt, but the wrist, dude. That dude just jacked me in the wrist. Yeah, to all those world-class fencers out there, if you guys think you're good, well, I mean, honest, I'll put some money on this guy right here. T. Hughes? I bet he's got it. You got three T-Rexes? Yeah. T-Rex. I got you two T-Rexes. They didn't have any Stegosaurus. There was only one. Sorry, bud. We're going to eat with our favorite family vloggers. Ellie and Jared. Okay. Captain America. T-Rex? Okay, eat the Great Purse, and then I'll be T-Rex. No, a monster ate T-Rex. Okay, Simon, what do you want me to be? Stegosaurus. You want me to be a Stegosaurus? Okay, I'm a Stegosaurus. Stegosaurus. Oh, he ate the Stegosaurus. Oh, yeah. There you go. Whoa, he ate the whole thing at once. Can I just give some tips? If you want to get your kids to eat, you've got to play games. You've got to play with your food. Are you a baby? I'm going to get you. Say, Mommy. Say, Mommy, Mommy. Mommy, Mommy, I'm a baby. Oh, okay. My little brother was running with socks on on a treadmill once, and he fell. He was going, like, 10 miles an hour, right? That's, like, really fast. His sock, like, slipped, and he rolled back. I watched this happen. It was, like, getting ready in my mom's bathroom. Falls back. His head is literally going, just smacking it, dude. And it's, like, catching it, and it's pushing it up at the same time. Sorry, Alex, if you're watching, because I know you are. I'm over the railing of the deck, about to jump off and do that, like, crazy jump we all did. And I look over, and Ashley's looking at the window, and she's doing this. But, like, I know all that means is, like, okay, here he goes. But she's not, like, don't do that. Don't. Johnny, check this out. They call me Thornburg, Tommy, Staff Sergeant, Marksman, Skilly, Killy, Nill, and I'm able to really kill a village. I live here in a village of illegitimate killers. U.S. military guerrillas. This ain't a real war. Vietnam's your war. This is wrong. He played hard to get for the good first month, and I was, like, I want him so bad. I didn't play hard to get. Actually, he just played I don't like you anymore, and then I was, like, I like him so much. Then, you bet your butt I was, like, I don't like you back. And then he was, like, calling me up. Yep. He dialed me every day. I miss you. I wasn't answering. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Can I explain what was really going down first? What's going down? Oh, now he has to explain himself. Okay. This will be boring. Yes! Give us a thumbs up if you think we should wax Russ in the next video. We're only going to do it if we have at least 500 thumbs up on this video, and if not, then you're not going to see us wax Russ, and who doesn't want to see that? So, you better be thumbs up in this video, and we will get to waxing Russ. Poor guy. I know. He just gets abused. All right. If you're watching this video and you still have not pressed like, you better do it now, because I want to rip that hair right off of Russell. That was good. Cut! Yeah! Right on me! I like brown chicken brown cow. I like cat cat meow. I like pumpkin chow. I like big buff boys. I like small little toys. My brows are on fleek, and I suck in my cheeks. Woo! Brown hair, green eyes. I say no to french fries. I like dark skinned guys. Here, Ashley, have my fries. Oh, yeah. Unh. That's it. Don't look into my future, man. Don't look right ahead. I'm walking the road. Should I go left or right? It ain't the first time I had to change my life. Like, yeah, my cousin Russ did. He started over so many times. Each and every one of them led him to the same life. Make the same mistakes like over and over again. Nothing really different between me and you. But the 700 miles of road you knew. That this day was coming soon. I'm a dreamer. That's what I do. But now I'm staring up at. Yeah, I'm so far from. I got you, didn't I? Nah, I kind of just like stayed. I'm just kidding. Oh my gosh, I'm just kidding. I like you. Help me.