MOTHERS DAY SURPRISE / EPIC FAIL

Hey Ashley, you can come out here. Nicole, are you waiting outside her door to say happy Mother's Day? Happy Mother's Day, cutie. I need some nice pajamas. You've got some good looking pajamas, girl. Okay. It smells really good. Well, I made you breakfast. I know you eat healthy, but not today. Okay. I'm sorry, today doesn't count. Dude, this is pretty freaking healthy. Well, I got you a croissant glazed donut. It's warm to the touch, you gotta touch it. Then I got you some protein pancakes, some strawberries, one egg white, one egg. Oh, not that healthy. Well, you got a donut in there and a little bit of syrup. Okay. Now, can you come over this way before you eat? Yeah. Like, can I not look around? No, you can. Just walk towards me. And then here's your little set of stuff. What? So these are Bluetooth headphones. Babe, you're like so thoughtful. I got silverware because we basically lost ours. And then this right here is for you to write whatever meals you want that day and put it on the fridge. We're gonna leave it there. We can have like our schedule, whatever you want. And then I noticed you're always looking for like your toenail clippers, your scissors, your filer. I got you just a little kit. I know it's like super cheap and dumb, but I know that that's something you like. Babe, shut up. Don't keep excusing yourself, thank you. Thank you. Happy Mother's Day. And there's a card with a lot of writing in it, but you can read it later on. That's my favorite. Don't write it yet. Wait. Wait, oh wait. Will you open up that? I have one more gift. Shut up. Why did you do that? Are you kidding me? I had this contraption for this and I've never had one. Oh. Wait, I don't even know how that this works now. You just keep lifting it up. Oh. What? I, oh my God, I don't know what to say. I don't think you guys understand how bad she's wanted one of these things. Like, we got this specifically in our kitchen for one of these, and for some reason, she's just always put it off, and I was like, you know what? I'm not gonna put that off anymore, so I got the best deal on it that you could get. I made sure that I shopped around first, and this sucker is Big Daddy style. It's like stuck on. Okay, now we gotta just like, we gotta show them what this does. I kind of already did a little run through with it, but I popped it up, shut it down. We've got a plug underneath in there. It's already plugged in, and then these are the levers. So, no, no, no, they're out by the edge. Pull them. Okay. Yep, go ahead, pull them, and then swing it back down. So, it's made for that, because you don't want it like, sitting on your counter all the time, and then nobody knows. That was the last thing I thought that was gonna be in there. Happy Mother's Day. It's the last thing I thought. That's all in our trash storage, because we never use it. I love you. There was like, a bunch of sawdust in there last time I saw it. Oh, well. I've got a few different tactics on how to get Russell up for church, and this is Russell's old arch nemesis, the paintball gun. I like to call it the Annihilator. What's up, get up, get up, get up. Are you getting up for church? Are you ready? Yeah. Are you ready? Yeah, no, I'm getting up. Get up. Try three seconds. One, two. Get him up. All right. You gonna get ready? Yeah, bro. All right, come on. Follow me. Let's go. March. Let's go. Upstairs, up, up. Your church clothes are on the railing. Dude, this thing works like a charm. What was I doing not having this around before? Right there. It's time for church, boys. Who's gonna get into the car first? Let's race. On your mark, get set, go. Oh, they're off. Oh, mommy blocked them. Russell has made it to church with us. Look at Simon's face. You have to have the kids stand back for me in case there's like. Don't worry, we just took off their seatbelts. They climbed up front. We're ready to roll. Russell, is there a 50-50 chance you'll catch on fire if you walk in here? It's like 90-40, but like. 90-40. What did he just say? You're 90-40. Oh my gosh. It's safe to say, Russell, I don't know if he actually went to elementary school. Happy Mother's Day, everybody. Well, yesterday. We are here at a park. We are gonna be celebrating Mother's Day with Thomas' family first, and then we are going to go to my mom's. So, lots of family today, and it feels just great outside. So, the kids are gonna have fun playing here at the park. I was just filming them for one whole minute, and no one. There was like 45 shots, and not one person scored in a whole minute. You guys are NBA stars right here. NBA. Marilyn, Marilyn. Come here, dog. It's your turn. You're gonna come play center. Look at her, she's running the court. She's getting warmed up. Good job, Marilyn. Look, you guys. Simon, what do you think about that? Is that cute? You do? First day fail that I probably will never forget. So, you guys saw our vlog yesterday. We drove all the way out to BFE, which is like 45 minutes away to get these cookies for my mom. Guess who ate them? Russ freaking ate my mom's cookies. This was an excuse. No one told me not to eat them. Like, they were in a fancy box, and he thought that we bought them for him. You know what I mean? Like, what? So, he left one. Now, I have this dumb, like, here's a cookie mom. Here's a cookie woman. Here's a cookie mom. So, I'm gonna have to explain this to her when I get in there. But, mom, I had more than one cookie for you, but. No, no, don't tell your mom that you'll hate Russ. I'll tell him the kids ate them. Okay, come on. They're the same. So, I have to say, I wanted to talk about something pretty freaking hilarious that happened today at church. Uh-huh. So, we're walking out of church, and Cohen has a really big crush on someone. What's her name? Cambry. He'll own it. He doesn't care. He's like, I'm not afraid. I love Cambry. So, she came up to him. By the way, Cambry's like 11. She walks up to him, and she's like, Cohen, Simon. All of the old girls are just like in love with Simon and Cohen. They're the cutest little boys ever. Do you just love her when you see? I know, I'm telling everyone about it. But they just like. I'm telling YouTube about your crush. Are you mad? Are you mad that I'm telling YouTube? You're mad? Are you mad? Are you happy? He's happy? Okay. But Simon's mad. Okay, anyway. He's like, Cohen, you're so cute. And what do you do, Cohen? What did you start doing? You were singing to her? Ew, gross! Go see her ice cream face. Okay, go see her ice cream face. He literally starts singing the Grinch song. And he's looking down at his feet, and he's just like going back and forth. Cohen, come show us what you sang to Cambry today. Show us how you did it. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. But she didn't hear it. She didn't hear it? What makes you think that? You didn't hear her? Did she walk away? Yeah, she walked away, huh? So Cohen busts out in song. She's kind of confused. Like, what is he saying? They walk away. Cohen's still sitting there singing the song. Has to finish the whole song. And then he's like, she didn't hear my song. It was so, like, so sweet. I was just like, you are the cutest little boy I've ever seen. And I wasn't really sure what he was doing, but then I understood. Oh, you were trying to sing her a song. I want something to eat this ice cream. You want a spoon in it? Why don't you just lick it like a normal kid? No, I want to drink it. We are not drinking ice cream right now. It's too late. Let's go to bed. You guys ready for bed? You ready for bed? Say never. I'll never surrender. You're a cop? Okay. Guys, do you guys have something to say? What? Happy Mother's Day. Will you guys say goodbye to our friends? Goodbye.