YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HE DID!!

Good morning Neverland. Guess who's here? You guys we have someone here hasn't been here in a while. You probably know where this is going. So we're gonna just go get straight to it. Come on. Come outside. Hi boys. Good morning. Why is this so weird that Russ is here? Cuz you'll see why. Hurry Russ. Oh dude. It's like you wanted people to see your ears. Dude who talked you into that? It was a bad idea. A couple bad decisions led to another you know. A series of unfortunate events. Russ look Ezra's clapping. How's my baby? He loves it. Go get him Ezra. Give him hugs. Go get him. Who is that? Who is this guy? Is this my baby? He's a little confused. Ezra who is that? Why are you acting like you don't even know me? Okay let me just get a straight on shot of those ears. Take the hat off. Take the hat off. Let me just see. Holy Moses. Russ this is a serious question. We've talked about doing this on the vlog. Like shaving your head. And you always said anything but the hair. So what changed your mind? That is why I'm so confused. When I saw him I'm like wait. Of all the things you could have done. You cut your hair without it being on the vlog. I'm living with John. Did John do it? My hair is in my face when I'm fighting. It's not good dude. We fight a lot. So Russ is living out on a farm right now with my brother. And he says that with how much animal poop he smells it makes him sick to his stomach. So he's like dude I'm getting physically ill being out here smelling this animal poop all the time. I'm not kidding dude. It's chemical warfare over here. Ezra that don't mean we're cutting your hair. You are my baby and you have the best hair. He looks petrified. What are you doing? Wow. It's raining leaves. What is it? He's like holding on for dear life. So today is crazy sock day. Did you guys know that? But we don't have any crazy socks. So what should we do? What should we do about that? I think I know where some crazy socks are. I think some crazy like maybe Minecraft socks would be cool. Actually or I could use my magic. Are you ready? Close your eyes. Close them tight. What? Which ones do you guys want to wear? Okay let's open. So we got gray creepers. Green creeper. Yeah they're supposed to go over your pants guys. So everyone can see them. Okay which ones do you guys want? Who's going to wear? Which ones do you guys want? You guys could even wear one of each if you wanted to. Like you could pick two different kinds. Oh yeah. This and that. You want to wear the TNTs? That is so cute. Is that the best magic ever? So now guess what? You guys are going to have cool crazy socks today. Dad saves the day. Once again. So anytime Russell comes over I make him do chores right? Because that's just life. Life is about work. And if you ain't working what are you doing? So he comes over to do chores and I'm out here doing chores and he disappears. Which is like typical you know. Russ and Thomas. Thomas is looking for Russ to do some more chores. But I came in here to yell at him. I can't yell at that dude. Ol' Uski's asleep on his lap dude. Needless to say I can't yell at the kid now. So I'm going to go kick myself in the butt for being a jerk. I'm getting ready to take the boys to school and then I am going to go to my friend's house and see her baby. I can't believe she had a baby over a week ago and I still have not met him. And he's the cutest little thing ever. So I'm going to go there with Ezra while these two little nuggets go to school. So this is their dare week. So they're doing like crazy things everyday. So like crazy sock day. This school does not do crazy hair day. That was like the thing I look forward to the most. And I'm kind of upset about that. That's kind of lame. They have like a jersey day instead of crazy hair day. I would have had way more fun doing their hair all crazy. So I'm kind of bummed about that but tomorrow is Halloween. And tomorrow they get to wear their costumes and they get to go to their Halloween parade. So I'm so excited to do that with them. You ready to go? You always got a milk mustache? Yeah? Okay let's go. Well aren't these the most dapper looking boys you ever did see. Especially their socks. You guys. Are you so excited for crazy sock day? We have the same. You have the same but different, huh? I think that's so cool. So what is that green guy? What's his name? A creeper. A creeper. And then what's the red stuff? TNT. What does this say? TNT. You're right. And you guys are eating Oreos. That's great. That's great. Now you guys are going to have black in your teeth, huh? Just in time for school. Look at what we woke up to. Like this is crazy. I think every leaf flew off last night, huh? We had just done this yesterday. That's crazy. Yeah look. There's no leaves left. Wow. As always, right when I got here Ezra fell asleep. So I don't know. I'm just going to wait for my other friends to get here and let him sleep as long as he can in the car. All you mommas out there know what this is like. This life right here. This is flashback? It is flashbacks. Look at you. Ooh, you found your toy? Okay. Wait, let me see how you're doing that with your hands. Oh, he did? He's ever taught me that? What? So you just grab them both? Dude, they are like big. How are you doing that? That's heavy. How do you know it was a real cop? What? Oh my goodness. Did you guys do a shutdown today for practice? I don't know. I just know everything. Mom's know all. Maybe. Cohen, did you think it was pretty cool? Yeah, but I sawed one with a shield. A shield? What? I saw a shield on one of the bats. No, but there was somebody on his tummy. Wow, there was a camera on his tummy? Do you want me to turn on something? Okay. But we saw two cops. Wow. One had a shield like, wait, one had a shield like a ninja turtle? No, no, no, big shield, big shield. Boom, boom, shields block you. Oh, okay. We are in here reading some books to the boys before we go to bed, huh? They have all their Halloween books that they have spread out all over the floor and they want to read them, but Cohen grabbed one and said, I want to show you that I can read this. I want you guys to see how cute this is. What are you going to read to us, Cohen? The little old lady that swore the bat. But why she swore the bat, imagine that. She swore it to Harold. She swore the owl to his bat. I don't know why she swore the bat, imagine that. It was the old lady that swore the goat. It was her mom's favorite of all of them. It was the little old lady. She swore the goat to scare the cat. She swore the cat to catch the owl. She swore the owl to chase the bat. I don't know why she swore the bat, imagine that. You are the cutest thing ever. The little old lady that swore the goat. She started to spin. That's right. She swore the owl to chase the bat. I don't know why she swore the bat, imagine that. Imagine that! Oh my goodness. Cohen, you can do it without even reading it. It was the little old lady that swore in the river. The river casted a spell on her so she could yell. Trick or treat! Good job! Cohen, I think all of our Hughes fam is going to be so happy that you read them that book. That was so good. Good job, sweetheart, I am so proud. You are the cutest. Is that your first book you ever read? Yeah, you've never read to us a book before, huh? So what other books do we got here? We got The Little Critter's Halloween. This is The Night Before Halloween. So we got The Night Before Kindergarten, obviously The Night Before Christmas. It's like all kind of the same thing. I'm pretty sure they have even more, but like this is The Night, let's see, The Night Before Picture Day, The Night Before Easter. They have a whole bunch of different holidays and these are the cutest books and they obviously rhyme and it's, oh, The Ghost Walk, that one's fun. That one's The Prize Pumpkin. I think we're going to call that a night, guys. Thank you so much for watching. Tomorrow you stay in my yard, okay? You can do my night off. ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪