First Reaction to Tony Baker Comedy... LOL!

Hi, this is Monty Patty. How are you? I was told that I am too serious. So guess what guys, we're going to bring comedy to this channel. Oh, along with that, I had a comment. So I want to tell you a little bit about myself, my inhaler. I know I'm growing into my asthma. So hopefully I don't need it. So y'all can laugh at me if I You know, I'm using my inhaler, okay? So, are we ready for some comedy? You know, if it's funny, I will laugh. If not, forget it. I'm not going to laugh. So, here we go. Now, what in the haberdasheries and hemoglobin is going on here? Does this pastor know that if you hit the water too hard, you can be knocked out? Anybody want to leave a baptism with a brain hemorrhage, two concussions, and a nosebleed? I get that the person getting baptized is from a heavier district, but Lord have mercy, man. You got to dunk them that hard. If this old aggressive baptism would have happened in the biblical river back in the day, they would have tore their heads up on the rocks underneath the water. Listen to this. That didn't sound like no gentle baptism. That sounded like somebody yelled out, I want to know what this pastor did for a living before he found Christ because clearly he was an enforcer for a criminal organization. The way he dumped this person, you don't learn that in the church. You clearly learn that torturing people. You know what I'm saying? Give us the launch codes. Where's the rest of the money for those kilos? Yeah, you coming up short on the product. Okay, so I was reading an article at the bottom of the birdcage, and it said studies found... Oh, Marcel, not to cut you off, but Natalie clearly wants us to look at this towel she's holding up, so you might want to turn around and just see what she's talking... Okay, that was messy. Anyway, so what was the article saying? Yes, yes, so studies found that pet birds held in captivity long enough... Oh, you got these long hairs coming out of your face, but they don't even match the rest of your body. This is crazy to me. Hold on a second Willis, I gotta score this ----. Yeah, what's up now, what's up now, what's up now? You was talking all night long, I had a head bump, now you quiet now, what's up now? Oh snap, it's... This is Raccoon, man. Yo, he out here in broad daylight. Y'all ain't seeing this? I thought raccoons only came out at night. He out here plump, right next to the tree, living his best life. Yo, he really am. Yo, I can smell. Yo, he smell like woods and rummage. For the head of the recycle bin. I smell all of that, man. Yo, what you doing out here, raccoon? You supposed to be sleeping like the sewers or in a cave upside down, wherever y'all sleep. What you doing out here? I'm just out here trying not to be noticed, man. Praise God. Trying not to be noticed? You're doing a horrible job. First of all, you're big as hell next to a tree on the mossy side of the tree. And you're right next to a busy street. I mean you got a plan better than this if you want to be low-key and you got a mask on. Oh my god. There should be some gems in here if you really look, I don't know if you've been standing there. It's not even what it looked like. You know, I was just making sure y'all had it tied correctly before you threw it out into the dumpster. Because if it ain't tied correctly, trash be all over the place. What, do I look like a raccoon to you? What, you going to put this on your social media? Why are you recording me? I mean, don't do your boy like that. Now, a perfect day for me is just laying around. What's up, Rodney? A perfect day for me is just... Feeling a piece of my scotch on your face. Now, Roland, if you make one false move, I'm slapping the cat litter kernels out your butt crack. Don't even move, man. I told you not to move, playboy! Also, I got to do as we look at the tape. Everything on the tape is self-explanatory. I don't want to get... All right, so I'm just talking to the mic right here. All right, here we go, man. What's up, good people? This is Perseus. I'm the one that slapped Roland. Now, Roland had it coming to him, man, because he always standing upright like he ain't a house cat. So I had to just slap the catnip up out of him, man. Oh, my gosh. It's as simple as... I ain't got time for this, man. I'm out of here. You might want to give me this. I'm sorry I had canned cat food today. He gives me gas, you know that. Hey, Desmond, man, you don't want that cookie? You don't want the cookie, man? Hey, man, listen, you snoozing. You snooze and you lose, Desmond. Hey, you better take the first offer they give you, man. Let that be a lesson in your life. You know what, it's all right, Benedict. I don't regret the choice I made. Maybe I should have just took it. Wait, wait. For me? For what? For me? Oh, God, but that's the reason he... Oh, the treachery has no bounds. You don't think I was going to come back in here, you slippery, wet bastards, hiding the chicken underneath the table, huh? We're just providing lessons like TGIF, huh? Oh, my gosh. Actually, this guy is pretty funny. His name is Tony Baker. Oh, my goodness, I never had that heart before. And I didn't have to use my inhaler, guys. You know, they say laughter is good for you. So, what, add, what, five, ten years to you? So, maybe I need to laugh a little more. All right, do me a favor, guys. If you like this video, hit the like, hit the sub, and don't forget to hit the bell. Leave me a comment, okay? And I will see you on the next video. Ja, matane!