Meal Prep/ Monday cleaning routine/ Worlds hottest pepper!!

What do we have here, people? We got ourselves a genuine Carolina Reaper. These here are grown in the Mississippi. I don't know what the big deal is about a Carolina Reaper. You are no longer allowed to buy meat. Look at this, not even opened. Expired, $11.22, $30 freaking dollars. You know, I could've bought a lot of things with 30 bucks. Instead, I'm gonna just throw it away, down the drain. How was grammar school? What? What'd you learn? The S? Yeah, even though you haven't done the S before. You've never done that? What does the S say? The S was the sun. Sun. And a snake. And a Simon. I know there wasn't a snake in it. Oh, just a sun? If you could've heard my rap about tuna this morning and how Russ eats tuna, and he got so mad at me about it. He got so offended at me rapping about the way he eats tuna. Oh my God. He got pissed and started yelling at me. I'm like, wow, dude. I got so mad I had to cut him off and was just like over-drowning him out with just noise and blah, blah, blah. I was so mad about it, dude. I couldn't even be civil about it. I'm like, oh my goodness. All I was doing was freestyling about the way he eats tuna, macaroni, mayo, and ketchup all in one little. It wasn't the rap that bugged me, dude. It was his face, dude. When you made the face, I looked at it and I said, I know what that face was, dude. You know what I mean? At least, well, I thought the high chair thing was in the church. Why does he talk? Dude, I have this ability to like communicate. It's an uncanny ability, dude. Like, but I have the ability to also at the same time scramble the people that I don't want knowing. Oh, baby. I mean. So usually after I clean out everything in the fridge, I kind of know what we need. So, me and Thomas are gonna run and go to the store real fast and grab a few of the meat items. Meat items? Russ asked me for a favor. You know what he asked me to do? To go get him. It's actually pretty funny. He asked me to go downstairs and grab the dumbbells for him. Like, he wants me to go do that for him. It's because his ankle's all jacked, dude. Boy, you got me sawed away from China. Because I've been taking it easy on my ankle now, I've been putting all my work on my knee. Oh my gosh. Problem solved. Are you filming right now? Yeah. Get a close-up of Russ' face really quick. Get a little closer. Okay. Okay? Why? Watch what happens when I turn this light on to his eyes. Okay. Big ol' fish eye. Open your eyes, bro. Back up so I'm not so cross-eyed, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Oh, one sort of drifted. Did it? I just. I did an Instastory. He grabbed my phone and deleted it because I did the Instastory. No, how's that? He was telling me that somehow I make him dumber. He's like, when you project that I'm dumber, I don't know, talking. But his eyes started doing this. And then he's like, it's these lights, dude. These lights make my eyes do this. Look at me. Ask me right now. Okay. Does it look to you like I have any kooky-eyed issues? Yeah, because you focus. No, I don't know. Maybe Thomas' calm guy. He's the only one that never sees it. This is Russ when he talks to you. He'll start talking to you and then he goes, yeah, I'm not doing this. And then I'm like, bro, what are you doing? But if he focuses and zooms in, then the eye does this. That's Russ. Oh, I have to wait for the other to watch that, so nevermind. Okay, bye. I know he looked kooky enough. Quick note, don't ever wash cookie sheets. See this dark mark on there? That is from washing it. That's how you can tell. Yeah, you didn't know that? You never wash them. That's how they get dark. That's a tip from grandma. Grandma taught me that. But we still got a few more minutes with our sweet potatoes. But this is what we're working with so far. So this should be good for Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, at least, I'm thinking. Yeah, so this is everything prepped minus breakfast, which is this, and that's just easy on the go, so I don't need to press it. ♪♪♪ What do we have here, people? We got ourselves a genuine Carolina reaper. These here are grown in the Mississippi. Down south of the Mississippi, where the bluebird sings. You guys, I don't know if you remember, but Russ has eaten over six ghost peppers, and those are like a million on a Scoville unit, so these are a million point five. What are you thinking? I just wanna hear some, what's going through your head right now? I'm looking for more like seven million on the Scovilles before I even start phasing it. What was that voice? That was my tough guy voice. What are you doing? Go sit down. I'm jacking myself up here, bro. I'm gonna let Russell choose which one he would like. Go ahead and take your picks, huh? I'll take the one that looks like the apple bottom. ♪ Apple bottom jeans and boots hit the floor. ♪ ♪ The whole club is looking at her. She hit the floor. ♪ Real original, bro. Got me, huh? All right. Whole thing in your mouth. Go. Oh, dude. Oh, my broken record, dude. Just dumped all the seeds out. We're good. You like the whole thing? Two. Whole thing in your mouth. Go. Don't drink the milk yet. Don't drink. Don't drink the milk yet. You gotta swallow. Let me see. Open up. Russ, open up. Open your mouth. You all right? That was hot, bro. Don't drink the milk yet. Babe. Babe, he's hurting. Tell you what, boy. Ain't nothing like Carolina Reaper out there, is there? On a scale of one to 10, how hot am I? I'd say a seven. Have you had hotter? No, that's about the hottest thing I've had, though. Is it really hot? Old boy must just be brain dead or something, bro, for it not to phase him. My eyes are watering. I'm over here like going to convulsions or convulsions. Convulsions. Actually, my lips ain't working right here. I mean, I really don't think they're starting to swell. Babe, why is this not cool? I was expecting him to die. I don't know what the big deal is about a Carolina Reaper, but I mean, it's hot, but where are we at, really? You know what I mean? You get that weird accent every time. Did he just punch you in your injured leg? Has anybody watched videos of people eating Carolina Reapers? It's bad. People, they go to the hospital. Why is it Russ can eat these and they don't affect him? Someone give me some scientific explanation for this. And I'll tell you what, if this video gets 500 likes, I will eat a Carolina. No, I won't. Just kidding. JK, I don't care if this video gets two likes. He just took a flake of a flake. And my little, it was a big flake, I guess. Babe, I literally bit a tiny corner and spit it out and my mouth is on fire. My little bro's over here freaking dying, dude. Okay, that pepper was hot. And although you guys think Russ did good, he came down here by the fire and he was like, dude, I gotta make something to eat. This ain't sitting well in my stomach. I literally took a little flake off and chewed it and I felt like I was gonna die. So yes, the Carolina Reaper, I feel like I have to say in the accent, is very hot. Russell has the stomach of a dog. I don't know how I'll split it. Ezra, what do you think? Good talk. Well, thank you guys for watching and we will see you tomorrow.