Pitcher throws no-hitter in first start & Men drop wives in mud | Weekly Dumb

My name is Jimmy, his name is Jake, and this is the Weekly Dumb. Speaking of non-dumb things, how was your family? Jimmy, family was good, had some family weekend times, everyone's talking about Field of Dreams because baseball was hot on the streets, most watched baseball game in 16 years, 16 snaps, let's go. How was your weekend? I liked the Field of Dreams game, I enjoyed my weekend, the Yankees lost which was a bummer for Yankees fans, but still, great game, good product, I don't even like the movie, and I just liked the mystique of it all. The shot of all of the six players taking that first step out of the corn as Kevin Costner looks around was actually so well done that it's like claps for the players because they were actors in that moment, they all just step in unison, and they're an opposing team I don't think they're actors in that moment, I think that's strong, I think athletes also have to do things in unison, so, actors. Good job baseball, not enough people say that. Good job, do it again. Speaking of baseball, Jake, something big happened. Jim, we play for rings in the desert, my snakes, that's why I wore my Serpientes jersey today, this is a one of one, they made others, but this one is one of one, Jim, can you believe it? No hitter, first career start, five snaps, first career start, doesn't allow a hit, he had come out in relief I think three times, but first career start, and it's his first complete game at any level, which is wild, and only one player got on base, it was Tommy Pham, he walked him three times, so Tommy Pham's probably like, oh, how does Tommy Pham feel? How does Tommy Pham feel? How does Tommy Pham feel, new second, congrats, Tyler, congrats, and his dad was in the crowd, and that was a lot of fun, and dude, did you see the eighth inning, hey Jake, did you see the eighth inning? Whole tire, eighth inning, it's my snakes. You saw it? Yeah. Ridiculous. Watching, put out a reaction video. The Padres all swung at the first pitch. Yeah, trying to get them, at a certain point you gotta get them to no hitter. I mean, that's a little weird, three pitch inning in the eighth when he's got no hitter in the line, it's the biggest gift. Tingler told them to do that, they were getting Tatis back the next day, so you have to fully spark the team. It's gotta be a bottom out before you can go up, Tatis comes back, two homers, bada bing, bada boom, hey. That's coaching. Prosciutto. That's the Tingler effect. That's the sports, Jim, can you tell us about almost, what would we break down if we had to almost break down something? Almost a breakdown, we're going to Bulgaria or Hungary, is it Bulgaria or is it Hungary? Hungary. I'm like Hungarian, I got like 10% of that. No, it's the wife carrying contest, now these are popular, but this is Hungarian's second ever wife carrying contest, which I think is hilarious, because I think they look around the internet and they're like, that looks like fun, let's have a wife carrying contest. It's our time. I do like the course that they set up, because there's this one shot of this deep pool of muddy water, like a pit, I guess, of water, and a lot of the runners don't know how deep they're getting, and it's deep, it's like waist deep, so some of them just run right in and their wives, they're carrying them backwards like firemen carry and just drop them face first. One guy kind of goes slowly and kind of just like dunked his wife's head in the water like a swirly. Yeah. It's a good shot of just like whatever camera guy was like, I'll just set up by the pit and watch all these wives get dunked. If it wasn't the Hungry Carry Your Wife competition, you'd be like, whoa, is he trying to drown her? Like, do I have to look into that? Yes. I've got a question. How do you, so if you're a hard-O, actual hard-Os, you get into this and you win and that makes sense. Yeah. What's the middle tier? Like, is it, you know- Looking for something to do. Husband and wife kind of, like the wife calls him out and like the hubby's like, yeah, I could do that. And you know, he's got the little beer belly and she's like, you couldn't do that. You know, farmer's market- Oh, they're a do stuff couple. I like that. Like, let's go for a hike this day, farmer's market this day. Let's go bowling. Like, there's, the wife just has three months in a row of just Saturday activities. And what was that weird thing they did on the podium after? Did they shave everyone's pubes? Yes, dude. After the race, all the winners, the couples, there were six of them up there. They all got out their lawnmower 4.0 manscaped grooming kit and they shaved each other's pubes. It was beautiful. It was much quicker because last year they just had scissors and they were just slowly trimming each other. That's why we didn't cover it. Yeah. But luckily, luckily, manscaped got involved. Yeah. And you can go get your lawnmower 4.0 trimmer with code dumb 20, dumb 20, that's 20% off plus free shipping with code dumb 20 at manscaped.com for a clean nether regions. Tying it up. I'm going to shave tonight. You are? Yeah. After the game? Yeah, probably. We'll probably get sweaty. That's a late night grooming session. Treat yourself. Manscaped. All right, let's get away from the wife caring, go to more sports. Jake, what else happened in the sports world? And the winner is Canadian woman unofficially sets world record running on all fours. Now, Jim, you were- Wait, did you say unofficially? Yes. I didn't know that part. Yeah. Well- I can also unofficially break this record. What does that even mean? She just did it? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's the Guinness world record people, they weren't there, but you have it on tape doing the time. So it's not like- It can become official? Maybe. They might be able to verify it. Were you birthed on all fours? No, my brother. The video of her running is off-putting because it looks like an animal running, but then you're like, that's a human woman. And then she did say that she was a horse girl growing up, which makes a lot of sense. And she was like, I had my third kid and I was looking for a hobby, so I figured I'd get back into my roots and run like a horse again. And it's like, oh. The one part that was very off-putting for me was when she said it used to be her party trick. I was like, oh, those must have been ******* rippers, huh? Yeah, man, we got twisted up last Thursday. I think it's Julie ran on all fours again. I think it's not even like, it's like a backyard picnic with her dad out of the company. He's like, oh yeah, Julie, show me how you run like a horse. And then she runs like a horse and I'm like, yeah, that's my daughter. Set an unofficial record right now. Oh, unofficial record? Yeah. Most scissor snips with a beanie baby on my hand. Okay. Unofficial. That's unofficial. Not official. I was worried you were going to cut off its head. Now it's in your mouth. Just a reminder that beanie baby's been around me for a while and it was just in your mouth. This is your beanie baby? Yeah. You just put this on your pants? That's been down my pants. I don't know when, I don't know why, but that's been down my pants. After more sports, we do not sports. Jim, there was a not sports video that really spoke to you. And this isn't a joke. We make a lot of jokes on here. I don't have to make a joke. This is my favorite video of the episode. Zach, have you seen this one? So these two seagulls are on a ledge and then there's a third bird and they kind of like bully it and the birds backing up and falls. And then the two seagulls just laugh at it. I'm happy with that. Dude, a lot of people on Twitter are like, that's so mean. Birds fly. Like a bird can't fall. That bird can just fly. But they got it away. You know what I mean? Birds can fly. It's the employee of the week. I like it as a country song, I think. Let's do it again. It's the employee of the week. Did all your work, went back home, came back again, did all your work. Who are you giving it to? Jolly Olive. He's right over there. Jolly Olive! New Mets. Wow. New Mets show. Shea Station. Check it out. They brought the Mets luck and then they brought the Mets bad luck. Mets might be done. Jolly, scale of 1 to 10, how worried are you about the rest of this stretch for the Mets? Eight. Says eight. Tony Reale. Wait, what was the, you mentioned the all fours thing and your brother, should we? Luke, come here. Luke, we need you real quick. Just stand like right here. And there it is. We talked about you earlier. Oh, cool. Good things? The best thing. Now you were birthed like a horse. Did it get up? He's only been dealing with that for 20 years. We're not going to use that. That was a weekly dumb! Support for this program was brought to you by Manscaped. Join the 2 million men worldwide who trust Manscaped and get your rocket ready for takeoff by going to manscaped.com for 20% off plus free shipping with the code DUMB20. I think all animals laugh, right? No. Like that's one of those things that- No, pandas don't laugh. Very sad lives. Almost everyone in their bloodline has died. It's very sad. Don't pandas have a ton of fun? They roll around and stuff? They kind of just like masturbate, watch TV and sit around. And a lot of people are like, well, I mean, this is why they're extinct. It's not point finger. I think the humans keep pandas alive because they're cute. But like without humans, they'd be extinct because they don't like do anything. So is that a good thing or a bad thing? That's classic debate. God, it really is, huh? Go to pandadebate.com if you want to find out. Pandadebate.com. We'll put a link in the bio. Can we put the link to- Pandadebate.com? Our site. Is our site up and running yet? No, we don't own it yet.