TINDER MATCHES decide WHAT I EAT for the day 😬

So many boys in the DMs, I just can't keep up with their names. You can't open a Tinder conversation with that. When I'm filming this video last night, I'm like swiping through Tinder and I saw someone we know's boyfriend. Did you actually? No, I actually did. I swiped left and forgot about it. What do I do in that situation? So guys, on this fine Thursday evening, I've come up with a genius idea. Well, it's either a genius idea or it's going to destroy any bit of self-confidence I had left. I'm going to download Tinder for the very first time. This gal has made it to the grand old age of 21 and has never downloaded a dating app. Not that I've got anything against dating apps, they just absolutely terrify me. Today, I'm overcoming that fear. Although I'm definitely not hoping to meet the one on Tinder, much like everyone else on Tinder. I'm going to spend the next couple of days talking to my matches, getting to know them and then judging by our conversations, it's going to dictate what I eat all day Saturday. Let's hope they're nice people. So here goes, let's download Tinder. Here it is. Oh my God, I'm actually really scared. There it is, Tinder's downloading. Please don't excuse my random selection of apps such as TikTok and Mario Kart, along with another classic, Mary Berry Bakes. I probably should have thought about this a bit more because I have no idea what I'm going to put as my Tinder bio. I feel like it's a big deal. I'm not going for a serious Tinder vibe. Hi, I'm Hannah, 21 from Essex. I love my family and I love living my best life. Okay, Tinder-rooney, here we go. What have you got for me? Oh, I've got to go through all this faffy bit. Here goes nothing. Imagine if I got zero matches and I just had to delete this footage and I accept my fate. My first name is Han. Cool, casual. I am a woman. Show me men. My university. Tinder hun, I'm a YouTuber. Skip. Add a bio. Okay, I'm going to go for something food related because then I feel like that might spark a conversation about food. Came for the party, stayed for the free buffet. That's me in a nutshell. Oh my God, now I've got to add my pictures. I feel like that first one, that's quite a Tinder looking picture. Do you even have Tinder if you don't have a holiday picture on there? Number three, I'm actually using Molly's dog for this because everybody loves dogs. People are going to swipe right just for the dog. Number four, we've got one with my friends. You know, it suggests she's here for a good time. Next picture is me on a quad bike because that says she's adventurous. Number six, I'm going to go for another selfie because I feel like there's not actually many pictures of me boat race. And then finally, perfect. I might actually get rid of number six. Right, I feel like this is quite a good selection. Thank you, Tinder. Oh my God, that's it. It's done, like the first person has come up. I think I found my first swipe, right Hans? Next one's a professional cat sitter, no, left. Okay, I'm going to get swiping, hopefully get a few matches and then I will come back to you when I've sparked up some conversation. I'm back already and I've just made a new discovery. Just realise you can add a song to your profile. I've got a good one, I've got a good one. It's actually one of my favourite songs, it's called Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood. I hope people think that's funny. I don't really want to add a job title, to be honest. I thought that would get less swipes. Oh my God, guys, I've got a match. I'm very excited about it. Oh, I had two matches, Greg and Benji. Hello, Hans. Oh, he's not messaged. Well, I'm not sending the first message, Greg. Step up your game, Hans. It's been 54 seconds since you matched with me. How did we get from the top of the world to the bottom of the heap? Okay, so it's a little while later and 17 minutes ago, I matched with a guy that I think is pretty decent looking. And I'm just going to say, so what are you cooking me for breakfast? A sausage sandwich or a bacon sandwich? And then let's see what this guy says. He might come out with a full English. I mean, I hope he doesn't because I can't be bothered to cook a full English for myself. Oh my goodness, very exciting things. I've just checked my Tinder and sausage or bacon guy has replied. Oh, well, it has to be a slightly overcooked bacon sandwich. How does he know that's exactly how I like my bacon sandwiches? I think I found the one. Good merry morning to you. So last night I spoke to another guy because I always have a hot drink in the morning. So I decided tea or coffee. We get chatting a little bit. He asked me if I work in the big city. I lie. So yeah, I do. But I couldn't without a coffee in the morning. The mornings kill me off. Hoping that he would say the same thing. He kind of did. He said he's been struggling to get up lately. I said, are you a coffee or a tea kind of person in the morning? He responded, always coffee. So with my bacon sandwich, I'm also going to have a cup of coffee. And here we have my Tinder breakfast. Why does this low key look like a builder's breakfast? Get your head in the game. You gotta get you, get you, get you, get your head in the game. Guys, one of them has fallen hook, line and sinker. Didn't even need to ask for this one. So I've got my lunch sorted. He opens with, hey, got a riddle for you. I say, go on. He says, what's red and smells like blue paint? In response to that, I say, oldest riddle in the book, Daniel. I'm sorry, but that's a horrendous riddle. You can't open a Tinder conversation with that. But in that message, he also said pizza or burger, football or rugby, dogs or cats, cookies or ice cream. All the important questions, obviously. So I reply, pizza, rugby, dogs and ice cream. Now I want to hear your answers. So whether he says pizza or burgers is what I'm going to have for lunch. This is too easy. So I'm just about to head to my local Asda. I'm going to go and pick up some supplies. And I'm also going to pick up the burgers that Daniel chose for me to have for lunch. He said he prefers burgers. So apparently, so do I today. So I'm currently just getting some of the things that I need for this video. I've got my desserts. I've got my lunch. Slowly but surely, I'm getting there. OK, it is burger time. I am back. I have got the goods. Daniel wasn't very specific with his burger choices. So I'm just going to go with a classic cheeseburger, a little bit of lettuce in there. Or I might put a bit of bacon in. Oh, bacon and cheese. Yes, please. So that's all I'm going to have. I'm not going to have any chips or anything with it because Daniel didn't specify that. So thanks, Daniel, if I feel hungry in an hour. Let me know in the comments down below, do you prefer fake cheese or real cheese in a burger? I'm 100% a fake cheese kind of gal. It looks really burnt in the camera. I'm not sure why. It's actually not burnt in real life. But there we have my little cheeseburger moment. I forgot about the bacon. I've got to admit it. I've even toasted my bun. I'm just tucking into my lunch. And I'm not going to lie, guys. It is a little bit burnt. It's a little bit crispy on one side. But you know, I'm looking past it. Oh, that looks like quite a good burger, doesn't it? Come on, gal. I wonder if Daniel would approve. You get the limo out front. So the next thing that I need to sort out is an afternoon snack. So far, my day has not been very healthy. But it has been very meaty. But I'm going to try and get out of a boy what is his favourite fruit. And I feel like this might be quite difficult. And they're definitely going to be like, um, why? I'm just going to message a few of them, I think. Hey, Ross. Hey, Sam. Hey, George. Hey, Ryan. Hey, Alfie. What's your favourite fruit? Oh, hang on. I have a reply from William from my superliker. William says, I have to say, it is pineapple. So there we have it. Pineapple is my afternoon snack. I'm happy with that because that actually is my favourite fruit as well. I wonder if they prefer pineapple fingers or pineapple chunks. Maybe I won't ask that question. What's up, party people? I am back. And I thought while I was getting some work done, I'd have my afternoon snack. Pineapple. Who was it that suggested this again? So many boys in the DMs, I just can't keep up with their names. That is not what my life is like. So I'm going to sit here, eat my pineapple fingers and carry on living my best life. Na, na, na, na, na, na, na. You are the music in me. I would say that dinner has been the most difficult option to come around. Because if I say to these guys, what's your favourite dinner? I'm going to be bombarded with so many different answers that I thought the easiest option. Everyone on this earth has had a McDonald's before. I'm not usually a McDonald's for dinner kind of gal, but today I am. So I'm going to ask these guys what their McDonald's orders are. And then whatever they say, I'm going to go and pick up and have that for my dinner. Let's do this, Tinder. Got a question. It's an important one. No, it's not. What's your McDonald's order? Ollie's typing. Please be a good one. Oh my goodness. Ollie's order is strong. 20 nuggets, large fries, Diet Coke and a double cheeseburger, no pickle. But KFC is superior. Ollie hun, it was going so well. That's a lot of food, Ollie. I'm about to head to McDonald's to go and get some dinner. And on my way, I'm also going to pick up my friend Chelsea because she's up for a Maccies tonight. Anyway, guys, we're at McDonald's now. What can I get for you today? Hi, can I get 20 chicken nuggets? Yeah. With large fries and a Diet Coke and then a double cheeseburger with no pickles, please. Anything else? That's it, thank you. Do you know, I've never actually ordered a burger from McDonald's with no pickles. I'm quite a fan of the pickles. So thanks, Ollie. Yeah, but there's like that hack though, isn't there? Where it's like if you order something without something in it, you get like a fresh one. So you might actually get like a really good burger. Oh, do you? Yeah, that's quite a good hack actually. Do you know what my least favourite thing is? When you get chicken wrap and like it's, say this is a wrap. This is veg and then there's a bit of chicken right at the bottom where they put the chicken in the wrong place when they folded it up. It's so rubbish. I know, I've got really heated about that then. I feel quite passionately about it. Oh my God, guess what, Chels? I can't remember if I've told you this, but when I'm filming this video last night, I'm like swiping through Tinder and I saw someone we know's boyfriend. Did you actually? No, I actually did. I swiped left and forgot about it. What do I do in that situation? Here's your chicken mayo. 20 chicken nuggets. Here we go, lads. Party's getting started now. Never actually had a double cheese. Have you not? No, I only ever get a single cheese. Oh, the double cheese will change your life. Really? Yeah, it's so much better than the single cheese because single cheese got too much bun to the burger. The double's good, right? We still have the ingredients to make this summer sweet. Well... So the time is now half past 10 and I haven't had my dessert yet. When I went to Asda earlier, I got a little selection. So they've got to choose out of brownies, galaxy cookies or a fruit salad. I thought I'd give them a healthy option. I'd be surprised if they pick it. Let's see what they say. Hey, Josh, got a question for you. If we were sharing a dessert, what would it be? Like he's gonna say a fruit salad. Come on, Josh, you better reply. I want to get this last bit over with now. I'm very excited to just eat whatever I want tomorrow without having to think about it and ask someone else for validation. And if that don't sub up my life, I don't know what does. We have a message. George has replied and he says, I'll probably go for warm cookies. Oh my God, that's what I was hoping he would say. I've got some good galaxy cookies. I'm gonna whack them in the microwave and I'm gonna have a warm cookie for my dessert. So here are my three potential dessert options. I had the brownie, the fruit salad and obviously the cookie, which was the winner. I'm actually so pleased about that. I really thought the brownie was gonna win, you know. I've microwaved it for too long and it's gone all soggy. But you know, you win some, you lose some. Ow, hot. So my friends, that brings us to the end of this video. I hope you enjoyed watching this. I actually really enjoyed making this one. I want to say a big thank you to all the guys on Tinder that didn't even know they were part of this video. I'm definitely about to delete Tinder and ghost them all. Just call me Casper. But anyway, do subscribe to see my future videos. Let me know in the comments down below, are there any more Tinder related videos that you would like me to film? I'm happy to re-download it for 24 hours max. But anyway, thanks for watching. I hope you're having a lovely week and I'll see you again soon with another little video. Bye. Right, let's continue the swiping then.