Crazy Death Valley Sand Dune SLEDDING & ALIENS? Epic Road Trip Day 3

Get it together, we're going there tonight. I got it together. Day 3, we're headed from Utah to Death Valley. Guys we are in Utah, Orderville, day 3, where are we going to today guys? Death Valley. We're supposed to be on our way to Death Valley right now, we just cannot seem to leave Zion, we're on the outskirts of Zion. We just had breakfast in Springdale, stopped at the Zion Rock and Gem now, we got 6 hours to go till Death Valley so hopefully we get out of town soon because we want to hit Death Valley this afternoon, then we're driving to Yosemite after that. So we got a long day of driving ahead, but looking at rocks, rocks and gems. Are you ready to rock? Oh yes, we are making progress. We've come through part of Arizona, we're now in Nevada. We weren't quite sure what state we were in. What's up baby? That, she's a fan right there. She watches my YouTube channel, she's subscribing. Are you? So we're filling up on some gas, we're dropping off some urine, we're at the Arco, we're in Nevada, we're going to go a little further south, we're going to take a turn north of Las Vegas, we're about 3 hours outside of Death Valley. I just got, in addition to this fancy trail mix, I got a monster and I'm about to bust some freestyle raps on my Instagram Live and if you're not following me on Instagram, you're going to miss out. You're going to miss out on the freestyle raps because it's about to go down. Hey, don't you guys think that my YouTube fans here should follow me on Instagram Live so they can catch the monster freestyle raps that are about to go down? I think they should. Hey, you got a new fan in there. Which one? The kid. Oh, the kid with the... I'm making fans every day. We are on some highway, 95 in the middle of Nevada, very desolate. A few mountains poking up on the way to Death Valley. Came across the Area 51, which is basically just like, I haven't been inside yet, but it looks like a 7-Eleven because there's a gas station here. Well, it could also be a strip club because we are still in Nevada and actually, they have the Alien Cat House brothel over here. We're going to take a quick look at the Alien Cat House brothel. Well, I was politely asked not to film in the Alien Cat House brothel. You can't actually sleep with an alien. So, I don't know what they're advertising. It's totally clearly that is misrepresentation. Alien Cat House implies there's aliens in there that you can have sex with, but you can't. It's regular humans. Have you ever seen any aliens? Have you ever seen any UFOs? This place is crazy. A lot of Alien themed stuff in here. Area 51 hats. This is one of the best sellers. This is the Outer Space Vodka. Alright, it's meteorite filtered. Sea level all the way up there. We're in Badwater Basin. Lowest point in North America. Correction, this is the lowest point in the Western Hemisphere. So, it's more impressive than just North America. It's all of the Western Hemisphere. The lowest point. Badwater Basin. ...movements in the Earth's crust which caused the valley to form. And the most predominant mineral in the salt flats, believe it or not, is sodium chloride which is known as common table salt. Coincidentally, I'm bloated due to an increased sodium intake and I happen to be in the salt flats. Coincidence? I think not. It was meant to be. I was meant to eat that entire pizza. Bloat myself up with salt to show you the ramifications of eating too much salt while being in the salt flats. Most people imagine Death Valley to be an arid wasteland, devoid of water and life. You expect to find a stream flowing on the valley floor more than 200 feet below sea level. Like all desert oases, plants and animals congregate around its life-giving waters. Even more surprising, the rare salt creek pupfish has thrived in its seasonally fluctuating waters for thousands of years, despite all odds. Originating from brackish springs and marshes more than a mile upstream from here, the water becomes increasingly salty due to evaporation as it flows downstream. The section of creek that flows beside the boardwalk during the winter and spring can be more saline than seawater. At peak flow, the stream meanders out onto vast salt flats of the Cottonball Basin before finally sinking into the valley fill and evaporating into the desert air. Although Salt Creek is too salty for humans to drink, it is a source of life for many plants and animals. We have had these stupid sleds in our trunk for like three months. She got them when we went to Big Bear and has refused to take them out for three months because, and I quote, we are going to sled down some sand dunes. And today, finally, as I shoot directly into the sun and backlight myself and my friend Cody here, we are fulfilling the prophecy foretold by the chosen golden-haired goddess that we will be sledding down some motherfucking sand dunes. This is a lot steeper than the one I did in White Sands, New Mexico. Day three, Death Valley. Checked off the list. Now we got to hike back to the car. We got about a six-hour drive to just outside Yosemite. Going to do that tonight. Be getting in around one or two in the morning to Oakhurst. Then tomorrow, Yosemite. All up in that ----. Stay tuned. Coming up next, day four, Yosemite. Five for five. Ain't no jive. Makes me feel alive. Keeping it real. That's the deal. I don't have any more rhymes left for you guys. I'm sorry. I'm not caffeinated enough. But thanks for watching. Subscribe to my channel. And as always, be infamous. Infamous.