SNAKE IN OUR BACKYARD - LIFE IN PHILIPPINES
The Ahern Family
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Jan 13, 2023
My turn, it's time for my turn.
Come on, Michael.
Last one, last two.
Let's go, let's go.
Everyone's having a really chill Sunday.
Michael, come here.
Look at how he's
using the thermometer.
Oh, that's not how you do it, sir.
On the shot.
No, that's not how you do it.
It's a 25.
There, babe.
What? That's how you do it?
You're not old enough for that to be bad.
Don't show me yet.
Mommy's changing, guys.
She's shy.
That's not how you do it.
Hey.
She can't get up. Babe, let's go.
Alright, guys. We're out of here.
We're going to go eat. We'll see you in the car.
Mommy knows how to drive.
A little.
She's better than me.
Yeah, just her.
Good.
Mommy is pro.
Okay, main road time.
Wait, you got a guy
on your right. Hold on.
You're good on the right after this, dude.
Okay.
Go for it.
Good. Nice.
Yeah.
Third.
Fourth. Fourth, babe. Fourth.
Sit. Sit. Sit.
First time
Mommy driving the van.
First time Mommy driving the van, yeah.
Your first CB drive.
Yes.
Don't worry, guys. She has her lights.
Actually, you're going to have to be
driving here soon because mine's going to expire
in the near future.
Hey, Kyle. You just drive us.
I'm over.
No, it's mine.
Here we are.
BB's.
Looks like Brayden found his spot.
Sit over here, D.A.
Look at these ones already.
They already found a spot over there.
Tablet day. It's a rainy day.
So Errol's going to
download stuff.
What's this game name?
Oh my goodness.
You bring it. Come on.
This is your project. I'll carry this.
So, guys.
We are going to go find
manure.
What are we finding?
Go ahead. I'll follow you. We're going to find cow poop, guys.
Yay.
Snakes.
She has a lot of cows
and has a lot of poop.
Let's look over here because I think I saw
I stepped in some earlier.
I was walking over here.
So,
why are we getting this cow manure, Kathleen?
Your principal
said that for good moral
Is this it? No.
That's mud.
For good moral,
we need to go get some manure
here. Uh-huh. Half of that.
Half of this?
That's a lot of cow poop, Kathleen.
Actually, you know
what we can do is mix it with dirt, right?
No.
That's what manure is like. Mixture.
Dirt and cow poop.
Yeah.
Here, Kathleen. I'll show you where I found some.
I was looking at the house.
Here. See?
Here it is. Where? Cow poop.
You shovel it.
No. You dig it. This is your project.
You need to learn how to...
I dug like worms in it.
See?
There's no worms in cow poop.
No.
Do you know how? Here.
Ew.
Stinky.
Ew.
Why did you wait
all day to do this, Kathleen?
Because I thought we are done.
Ew. Why is it green?
Cows eat leaves.
No, not leaves.
Grass.
I said cows eat green stuff.
Ew.
Why, Kathleen?
Hold it.
That's not how you do it, Kathleen.
You gotta go like this
to open it up.
It's the poop.
It stinks.
Poop.
I'm not gonna hold it anymore.
Because it's balancing now.
Ew.
It's harder to get because
there's definitely a...
Let's go get some cow poop at
Chuck's. Let's go.
I'm gonna find it.
Okay, show me where it is, Kathleen.
Kathleen's getting some
poopy cow dung.
It's manure for growing plants.
There, scrape it.
Good. Throw it in there.
Good, good, good. Nice.
That was a good one.
No, Kathleen, keep going. You're doing great.
It's just grass.
It's just chewed up grass.
Yeah, it's your
poop.
What, Kathleen? It's not that bad.
Go, Josephine. You can do this.
Yeah.
Throw it in the bag.
Don't touch it to the side.
Uh-oh.
Hold on.
Maybe we can try in the morning.
Let's get some more in the morning.
I know. We gotta wake up early.
Wake up early, right?
Well, how do we get dry one?
It's been raining all day.
Old one? Tomorrow?
Wake up early.
To scrape the poop.
Wake up early.
Good job, Bray.
Yeah.
Good job, Brayden.
This is a pretty good amount right here.
Here, smell it.
Okay, guys. Good morning.
So, it was
raining all morning. We got the kids to school.
But Kathleen didn't bring her
manure with her yet.
We're gonna drop it off and we'll see her at school.
But you can hear that.
Because we saw
a small snake over here.
And that's what Kathleen was scared of.
Right?
Yes.
The runt. The runt of the litter.
The litter is for everyone.
Put them on the
cowhoy.
Oh, he likes it.
Oh, there's all of our
cement right there, guys.
For now.
Dennis is over there.
Weed whacking.
1, 2, 3, 4,
9, plus another
5. Was that 14?
Yeah.
James Bond.
You look like James Bond.
Oh.
The workers shirt here.
That's all the workers.
James Bond.
Den is
going at it. I'll show you guys
what it looks like later.
He's gonna try and do that whole
area.
There's a lot to do.
It's easier when you have a cow.
Dad,
you should have used your old
hair.
I should have used my beard? You said to use my
beard to put up here? Because I
happy nao pao.
Is that what you're saying?
And your nose hair.
My nose hair. I put my nose hair
on my keelai or
whatever up here. Like transfer
like that.
Is that what you're saying? Yeah, you're saying
transfer my nose hair and my keelai
up here. No, your nose
hair on your keelai.
No, you were saying
put it up here.
She said to put it up here.
You weren't listening.
You did, sweetheart.
You said to put it
on my head.
Happy nao pao po.
It's okay, guys.
So, you're saying
I could use your hair, right?
Can I have some of your hair?
No. Please.
Wow, we have the same hair color
but mine's nicer. Really?
Alright, guys.
We're eating
really expensive food
tonight because we
ate earlier but
we're having a snack.
We're having noodle
rice, beef
loaf and the sabao
version and then pancit.
Hello. Hey, little sir.
How are you doing?
Where are you going?
Hey, Michael. He has a
bokog. He has a daco
bokog and he's not
feeling good because he hit his head really hard.
How are you?
