4 Feinde - Das große Tourfinale (ft. Sebos Oma) | Live in der Laeiszhalle

A big round of applause for Sebu's talent! So, you asked us wonderful questions. Ah, wait, I also have one more thing. I was busy, I just wrote something down, I thought it was extremely good. Wikipedia article, Laeiszhalle. The Hamburger Reeder Karl Laeisz made the city, per testament, 1.2 million marks for the construction, quote, a worthy city for the exercise and the enjoyment of noble and serious music. He's turning around so hard in the grave. Sebu, of course, is the only candidate. Very good. I find this one exciting. Alex, who cleans your windows? Me? Rarely. But if so, me. I'm happy if it's from my mother. Do you recognize it? The handwriting is terrible. I really needed to decipher it. No, that's not her handwriting. No, okay. But feel free. We'll make an appointment. Feel free to come by and clean the windows. It says, who's the coolest? Apart from me, of course. It says... It says, apart from me, of course. It doesn't say Marvin. I didn't know it didn't say Marvin. I don't know who you are. Are you the coolest here? Rarely. Rarely heard such a cool sound from his mouth. Rarely heard such a scream for coolness. You often see people with cigarettes on the bus stop, extremely cool, like... She was sitting in her chair, or he was. You know what would make it even more tragic? Yes! He usually has a really deep voice and just had the most embarrassing voice crack of his life. He was like this. Yes! Fuck, that was my big moment. Oh, shit, time to go home. No, that hasn't happened to me since the 8th grade. And now here. Why in this big moment? When you drive to the fourth car, what does it look like? Visually. Marvin is sitting in the back with a bright red cap because of my driving style. And the others turned around and are praying. You can see that when we drive through Cologne or Aachen, the sweat beads vibrate from the forehead. Just be careful, people. We don't want to glorify something like this. We don't. We describe how bad you drive. Exactly. We don't glorify anything here. I think it's particularly cool. It says, I think Marvin looks like Tim from Tim & Struppi. Wait, is Tim the dog? No, no, no. I can see it. What would you like to be arrested for? Sebo just explained a tax evasion model. That was probably half-legal. That would be cool. There aren't that many crimes when you get arrested for tax evasion. That's right. You can only evade taxes if you earn something. Everyone thinks, the wanker has so much money. But no one thinks, the poor guy is stupid. Or you are extremely stupid. You do it by accident. You don't end up in jail if you have evaded 10 euros. Maybe you can evade money that you don't even have. Sebo, question to you. Yes. With a holding? You can get a loan from the bank. You can buy a house. But not with your own money. And at the tax office, there are false deductions. We have to say before you're done. That's what doesn't work. You just gave a lot of tips that work. That doesn't work. No, I was talking nonsense. No, that was half-correct. Half-correct is usually enough. A quick question. Do you hear Sebo well? Yes. I don't hear you either. What? Absolute applause. Thank you very much. I think this question is extremely cool. Do you have any professional wishes for your fans? There's something here too. I'm just with the... Yes, of course there's something there. But to the same... Yes, of course. But to the same similar topic. I'm totally surprised. There's something here too. No, but to the same topic. Also topic internship place. Yes. If we offer that. No, what you're supposed to do there. I see. I would say lawyer. Will help us in the future. If Sebo tried something with the taxes. Or? It would be good if we had 1,500 lawyers here. Then we would follow him. Exactly. We have to think about it. What would be the best thing that we would only have 100% here. Except for high school. I think 1,600 garbage men is very cool. Everything is so extremely clean. 1,600 window cleaners at Alex. Yes, true. Here it says, what do you think you would do? Wait, sorry. I didn't read that properly. There's something here too. There's something here. There's something. No, I read, after 16 years I finally have my Abitur. But it says, after 16 years of school I finally have my Abitur. Ulrich, you are an expert in this field. Is that possible? Of course it means mathematically, that probably three years were made twice. Or one, four times. There are many possibilities. Is that true? Yes. The same person. Okay. I accidentally ate raw horse in Japan. Am I going to hell for that? It's nice that the important topics are being discussed here. How did that happen? Where were you in Japan? What happened? What kind of restaurant was that? Get out of here with your language. Just leave. I don't understand. Maybe it's a very long story. Maybe she's afraid of horse fans, who are waiting outside at the parking lot. That would be cool, such violent riders. I know them well. With such a hoof iron. No, with the whip. Completely. That would be cool. Can you teach a horse how to kill someone? I think they know how to do that. I think it's a secret dark art, which you learn after school. I think a horse could teach you how to kill people in a relaxed way. How? I'm not a horse. Well saved. Your identity was almost exposed. That was close. I'm going to gallop off the stage. I'm going to escape. Here's a question for Alex. I dreamed of you. Question. Is 15€ too much for a salad? That's a question I get asked a lot. If the salad is very, very, very good... A lot? Yes, a lot is a good criterion. It's a good start. Does it have to taste good? Maybe. How does the plate look? If it looks good, then it's still too much. Do you have something, Devo? With whom would you marry first? With me. But a violent marriage. A marriage implies that... I would marry you for tax reasons. You know me. That's true. We have the organ here. We can do it right away. Feel free. Does anyone else have something? I like this question. It's a boring question. Which animal would you let die? Excitingly phrased. Which animal would you throw from the Arche Noah? That's a violent act. You have to calculate how much it weighs. You can't do elephant. You have the same criteria as with the salad. Does it taste good? Like weight? Were there animals on the Arche Noah that live in the water? They worked with aquarium water. Like Montana Black. It was about a flood. That's why they didn't have to be saved. Birds probably didn't either. That didn't really happen. I don't know. You don't know. I think so. A rhino? No, that's beautiful. You think that's beautiful? How they rub their pimple nose in the dirt. You think that's beautiful? You're in a beautiful landscape. You enjoy the day. And a pimple nose comes and rubs it in the dirt. As if your day has been destroyed so many times by rhino. I was about to say that. Really emotional. I have a house ban in the zoo. There's a picture of me. Probably an annoying animal. A mosquito. He probably didn't take it with him. If you throw it down, nothing happens. He's like, fuck you, fly back. Or he'll sting me. What are you going to throw down? I don't feel like doing that. Okay, good. Sebo, you want to call someone? Exactly. We're getting to a great point of the show. We're doing this? Yes, we're doing this. We have someone in the audience today. Someone who's very close to Sebo. This person has never seen Sebo perform live before. And for the first time in years he has dared to come from his island of Norderney to come to the big city of Hamburg and experience this show here. And that's why we'd like to bring her on stage. A huge round of applause for Margrit Jansen, Sebo's grandma! Wonderful. Yes, wonderful. Sebo already has the microphone. Very nice. Is it on? Let's test it. Hello. How did you like the show so far? Great. How did you like all the pimple jokes? The pimple jokes. Pimple. Do I really have to comment on that? No, you don't. How did you like when I put drugs in my ass? You're so honest and curious. Yes, yes. How is it for you to be sitting on this stage? A few days ago Sebo and I were watching David Garrett here at the Hall of Fame. He shaved his head. That would be nice. How is it to be up here? Can you still feel David's aura? A little bit. I thought, how is it to be up there where he is now and you can go there too. I think that's great. What excites you the most about David Garrett? Over here. The ass guy. How did your fascination with David Garrett come about? That's an old story. He got the Echo Classic for the first time when he was under 20. And the show, I saw the show, I saw the man and his... I can tell you, you often said to me while we were sitting there, isn't he overwhelming? Yes, he is. He can not only play super violin, he also looks super good. Go to David Garrett. If you have 100€ for the ticket, go for it. It's worth it. You told us, you were not always... Here again. You were not always a fan of David Garrett. You told us, you saw David in a talk show and he pulled up his sleeve and you looked at him. Yes, and I lost my faith. What was there? This man, David Garrett, had nothing better to do than to tattoo both arms up and down. That's not possible. Then, we have to finish the show. It's been a long time. Do you have some last words for the audience? Tips for life. I would say, there are a lot of grandchildren here. I would say, you are always nice to your grandmothers. Thank you very much. And now, a little bit from us. Fortunately, we have prepared a song for all of you, which we will perform together. We are waiting for your participation. You can take out your cellphones, do it in a romantic way and move them from left to right. That's no fun. You should do that. Awesome. Yes, yes. Come here, otherwise it doesn't make sense. Okay, go. In five seconds it starts. Five. Thank you. Play it!